sobaniiruyo, twenty two.
❛ what are we ❜
[ 8:23 PM ]
Me:
Good evening.
Y/N:
when he texts you a lame ass 'good evening' after ignoring you for days 😍😍 #standards
Me:
Ah. You figured out it was me this time.
Y/N:
bitch i don't make the same mistake twice
why did you message me
Me:
You're still mad?
Y/N:
YES?????
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CONVINCE NILOU THAT YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND???
Me:
Oh. So that's what you're angry about.
Why did you try to convince her anyway?
Y/N:
why?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND ‼️‼️‼️
Me:
Hmm, who cares?
Y/N:
i care
Me:
You're quite repelled by a mere misunderstanding.
Y/N:
you'd probably print out flyers saying "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION WITH Y/N" in neon pink and throw them around if someone mistook me for your girlfriend
Me:
...
I won't waste my energy on something like this.
Y/N:
a murder is always planned in silence
Me:
You're not even smart enough to come up with an excuse on time, let alone murder me.
And tone down your rage. 🐹
Y/N:
oh????
i was there trying to comfort your colossal giant humongous ass because of a thunderstorm and when nilou barged in and asked if she was interrupting something because we were sitting next to each other holding hands your colossal giant humongous ass said YES
Me:
But she was interrupting.
Y/N:
WHAT WAS SJE INTERRIOPYMG
Me:
Isn't this the kind of thing romance authors write about?
Y/N:
you'd know
you write self insert fanfictions
Me:
... Please let that go.
Y/N:
i have one thing against you let me have this
oh sorry
i also have pictures of your abs 🙏🙏
Me:
Delete them.
The contract is over.
Y/N:
right... it's over....
what are we 🥺
Me:
Whatever you want us to be.
Y/N:
??????????
AL-HAITHAM
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU
WHY DID YOU FLIRT BACK
Me:
Well. You said I wasn't expressive.
So now I'm being expressive, just like you wanted me to be.
Y/N:
bro stop i'll actually catch feelings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me:
Why are you so afraid of feelings?
Y/N:
mr. bigboobs when he doesn't have the testicles to spit out an apology but knows perfectly well how to criticise someone for being afraid of feelings
Me:
I have already apologised.
Y/N:
yeah but i haven't forgiven you losercose boytoy boyfailure 🫦
Me:
Then why are you talking to me?
Y/N:
... 😍
next question
Me:
Okay, next question.
How should I apologise?
Y/N:
didn't you gather all that when you were talking to me undercover 😐
Me:
Fifty-page long essay, serenading you by your dorm, squishmallows, and flowers. Am I missing something?
Y/N:
omg
will you really do all that for me 🥺
Me:
No.
Just wanted to show you that I remember.
Y/N:
kill yourself
Me:
🐹
Y/N:
and don't use this stupid emoji with me anymore
i thought it was an us thing
but you use it with your friends too
☹️☹️☹️
Me:
Does it really bother you so much?
Y/N:
yes
Me:
No wonder Nilou thought we were together.
Y/N:
EXCUSE ME
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Me:
You act like this and get surprised when people get the wrong idea.
Y/N:
bruh i was joking....
i've been bitchless for years 💔
the last time i went on a date with a man i watched the light in his eyes disappear when he realised i was funnier than him. he never contacted me again
Me:
How unfortunate.
Also, be careful while roaming around the campus.
One of the manhole covers has disappeared.
Someone as stupid as you might fall down.
Y/N:
"manhole cover" umm i think it's just called underwear lol
Me:
I'm calling the cops on you one day.
Y/N:
call the cops bitch i'll have sex with them
Me:
God help me.
Goodbye.
Y/N:
you are legally obligated to no longer seen zone me
Me:
Try me. I know the law.
Y/N:
i also know the law
and i'll win all the cases #bisexualcharm
Me:
How?
Y/N:
your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf
Me:
How are you real.
Y/N:
baby are you complimenting me right now 🧌
Me:
It's no use.
Bye.
Y/N:
NO
I'LL SUE YOU
i swear to god if you leave me on seen...
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[ 11:32 PM ]
Dehya:
I should be a matchmaker
Cyno:
That's literally my job
Me:
All you guys have done is make me uncomfortable.
Cyno:
You get uncomfortable with everything
We don't care
Dehya:
tell me about everything that happened in the theatre club's room
like with raw details and shit
Me:
That's none of your business...?
Dehya:
HUH???
THE FUCK YOU MEAN NONE OF MY BUSINESS 🫥🫥🫥🫥 i planted you guys there
Cyno:
?
I did all the work
You were just there being an idiot
Me:
Ah.
I should have known.
Dehya:
did you guys make up
(and we're no longer having uno nights Cyno)
Me:
Yes.
Partially.
Cyno:
I'm sorry
☹️😭☹️😭
Uno nights are still on right?
@ Dehya
@ Dehya
@ Dehya
Uno?
Dehya:
omg???? partially?? why???
Cyno:
@ Dehya
Me:
...She wants me to apologise better.
Dehya:
then apologise better 🤨
Cyno:
@ Dehya
Sorry
If you ditch me I'll have to ask Y/N to play with me and she'll win 😭 Please
Me:
Don't cancel the Uno nights, Dehya.
Dehya:
so now you care....
one mention of Y/N and suddenly he's interested in the conversation
what kinda loser lmao.... 😹😹😹
Cyno:
He's always jealous of me
🤷🤷🤷
Anyway Dehya what about our Uno nights
Me:
Ugh.
I'm not.
Dehya:
enough of joking around
Cyno told me everything you did to that poor girl
a simple sorry isn't gonna cut it out dude 🫁 buy her a house or something idk
Me:
I don't need any advice, to be honest.
I know exactly what to do, but it's too much of a hassle.
Dehya:
keep up this attitude and no girl will ever like you...🫥🫥
Cyno:
Especially not Y/N
She likes her men pathetic
❤️
Me:
Umm...
Okay so...
Give me some help to write a fifty-page long essay.
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hi mi amors... a quick update... kisses you all ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥