Splatoon Splatroad Nightroad: Night Gals

Story: NightRoad


Creator: Me, but OliveWaffles made SplatRoad


"AUGH! WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE-"


A deep female's voice echoed through the basement, filled with rage.



"Relax, relax, I'm sure there's a cure for it-"


A smaller, lighter voice soon accompanied it.



"NO, THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR GREEDY LITTLE DESIRES AND HANDS TO YOURSELF!"


"Alright Jet, Crow, let's split it up. It's already happened."


Yet another female's voice was added in.



"Stay out of this Pitch, this is between me. And him. Or her. Whatever" Jet growled.


"Personally I found that genderbending potion to be a little interesting..." a guy's voice said.



"Meh, had nothing better to do, and now I guess I do. Find a cure." Another male spoke.



"Oh relax Heise, it isn't that bad."


"Yes it is, KUR-O."


"Personally, I like having a flatter chest..." Kuro mumbled.


"Hold on, where's Negro?" Pitch asked.


"Here," A female voice responded from under a table, "Although I WAS trying to take a nap."



"Well, thank goodness you didn't pull Ebony and Noir into this Crow, or you would've been in BIG. TROUBLE" Jet snarled at her.


"Wait, that reminds me, how do we explain what happened to us to them? The brothers?" Heise asked.


Silence.


"I'm officially blaming Crow-"


"Jet no, it's fine ohmygod-" Pitch said as she went over to stop her, "We'll just say...hm...we were on an adventure and found a witch hut and-"


"They know we're still in the mansion. They haven't seen us leave" Jet said.


"Let's just say we broke out a window?" Kuro suggested.


"Nah, they'd get mad at us for doing that and probably make us do stuff for a week" Negro said, coming out from under the table.


"At least it's believable..." Kuro said, sighing.


Pitch spoke up.
"Look, let's just go tell them the truth and-"


"Hello?"


Everyone turned to the stairs. Ebony was walking down them, and it sounded like he was being followed.


"Quick, hide!" Negro whispered, going back under the table.
Everyone except Jet and Crow did.


"Nu-uh, I have a score to settle-"


Jet struggled with containing Crow, who was struggling in her arms.
Indeed, Ebony came down the stairs, and the group could see another pair of boots on the stairs. Ebony saw Jet and Crow.


"Uh. Who are you?"


Crow looked around. She wanted to splash some of the potion on Ebony too, bonus points if those boots were his brother and she got him too. Her eyes landed on a part of the potion bottle that was still intact, which contained less than a quarter of the fluid left. She smiled mischievously and  she grabbed it.


"Crow, don't you DARE do what I think you're going to do-" Jet hissed.


Ebony gasped.
"Wait, CROW?! Jet, is that you?! What happened?! Where's everyone else?! Are they-"


"And I Y E E T-"


"CROW, NO-"


But it was too late, as Crow had thrown the broken bottle already.


"Gah!" Ebony ducked.


KRSSH...


The sound of glass breaking made everyone's heart drop.
Ebony looked up.
Jet and Crow were shocked.


The glass had been pierced by a sword, but not just any sword...


A twilight longsword.


Ebony gasped, glad he was saved.
"Brother!"


"Ebony, what's going on here-"


But before Ebony could go over and hug his brother, a drop of the potion dropped from the broken bottle on the sword and hit his head.


"Yesss!" Crow smiled.


"NOOOOO!" Jet yelled.


"Ah-"


Pink smoke appeared around Ebony, and for a few seconds, nobody could see. Everyone coughed as it cleared, but once it fully cleared, they stared in awe.


"Uh...what just happened? I feel weird..."



"I GOT HIM!" Crow smiled and punched the air, or, tried to with Jet holding her.


"We're going to die for this." Jet mumbled.


Noir, who was standing behind Ebony, looked down in shock, and then back up at the two.


"Not gonna lie, he does look adorable as a girl..." Kuro whispered.


"I know, right? He's pretty cute...or she..." Pitch whispered back.


"What. Is. The. MEANING OF THIS?!" Noir roared with anger.


Jet and Crow and everyone under the tables shrunk back, smiles dropping.
When Noir was mad, really bad things could happen.


"B-brother, it's okay! I'm sure there's an explanation! A-and a cure! Right guys? Gals? Um..." Ebony turned to Jet and Crow.


"Crow started it. She found this weird potion in one of the cabinets down here and then tried to play keep away with it, and ultimately it broke and now we're like this" Jet said.


"Hey! You wanted to play too!" Crow yelled.


The two started arguing.


"Okay but...are the others okay? And...is there a cure?" Ebony asked.


"The others are hiding because they're scared of what you two would do to them, and as for the cure...we don't know." Jet said, then went back to arguing with Crow.


"Ah, well. Tell them they can come out then. Wasn't their faults specifically, was it?" Noir asked, lowering his sword, but keeping an eye on the broken bottle pieces on it, which still dropped potion.


Slowly, one by one, the rest of them crawled out.


"My, my. What a predicament you've gotten yourselves into..." Noir sighed, shaking his head.


"Well, we can always look for a cure in the library! I'm sure there are some books on cures for...this..." Ebony hoped, anyway.


While Ebony was busy explaining to the others her ideas, Crow looked around.
She had one more chance.
C'mon...fragment with potion, where were you...if there were any, anyway.


Aha!


She spotted one, but it was almost too far away. She went for it anyway.


"CROW NO, NOT AGA-"


Jet went to adjust her grip on Crow, but Crow slipped out.


"NO!"


Crow carefully got the shard, making sure none of the potion spilled. Her smile got bigger by the second.


"C'mon...c'mon..."


Jet went to grab the shard out of her hand.


Crow, seeing what Jet was about to do, flung it.


Noir didn't see it coming.


Jet cussed under her breath.


SMACK!


The shard with the potion hit him smack in the face. He shut his eyes.


"Agh-" he gasped in shock and realization of what had hit him.


"YESSS!"


"Crow I swear to god you're going to die for literally THROWING GLASS at the CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" Jet yelled. But Crow didn't care.


Again, pink smoke filled the room.


"Yes...YES..." Crow was SO ready to see what she had accomplished.


Jet was just ready for this to be over.


"Nhh...Crow...what was...what was that...?" a new female voice muttered.


'C'mon smoke! Clear, CLEAR!' Crow thought.


And it did.


Crow's smile AND jaw dropped.


Everyone's did, actually.



"What...what the heck just...happened?" Noir mumbled.


Holy Squit.


"Ohmygod Noir you're actually really hot as a girl-"


Jet slapped Crow. Hard.


"Hey!" (She's 18, am I not allowed to say that-)


Noir panicked.
"W-wait, Girl?! Ebony, please don't tell me I-"


Ebony inhaled through her teeth, not liking the fact she had to, but...


"Unfortunately..." she sighed, "Ye did."


"Wait, I-Wh-"


The others watched as Noir panicked over their new form. Were they supposed to be mad at Crow? Were they supposed to help? Were they doing bad just by standing there?


"I think we're going to have to find the cure now..." Ebony said.


The rest of the genderbent six nodded. Jet got ahold of Crow and tightly kept her there. Maybe later, Noir would let her beat Crow up for causing so much trouble...


"C'mon sis, let's go..." Ebony whispered, as she gently held and tugged on Noir's hand to get her to go.


And so the group went back up the stairs, off to find the cure for this potion.

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