person is high on sugar, very high on sugar

Alan: *gets up from behind a table* I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way. The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!. There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep and I don't know why! *walks out side to one of the Stoll brothers* Hey there Travis, friend, any discounts on your store today?

Travis: No...

Alan: Fantastic news, HaHaHaHa!

*Back up dance crew suddenly comes and joins Alan*

Alan: Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb! My heart is racing along barapa pampam! So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost all hope and going to the dark side to become evil! They say "Young man, the world's your oyster"

*Back up crew tries to lift Alan up*

Alan: Hey! Hey get the fuck off me! No! Fuck no *Sniffle* Just give me second. *eats chocolate* I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day! Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my friends! It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls. And my family and friends and everyone and parents will say "We were wrong about you Alan"

Lia: Hey Alan!

Alan: That's my name!

Lia: Are you really gonna run with the bulls?

Alan: Why would I do that?

Lia: Cause you said you were gonna!

Alan: Come on man, that was like three days ago - *eyes go red* or was it? *they go back to normal as he speed walks down CHB* Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free. Much of the ocean is still unexplored, *in a tree* how did I get up in this tree? *behind flowers* Now I'm over here, *ontop of a fire hydrant* now I'm over there *under a random person* Now I'm under this dude, *in the tree* now I'm back in the tree *inside a cabin* Now I'm hanging out in the cabin with my very best friends: Shady Paver and Aqua Grey!

Shady: Get the fuck out of here!

Alan: What?

Aqua: Now.

Alan: Aqua! *Suddenly appears in a dark room with a spotlight on him* Why would they diss me?
I thought they were my homies! *sniffs flower than randomly appears in the street* Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix. *bends backwards like he's in the matrix and sees everyone being numbers and codes instead of people, he Grunts*

Darya: What is wrong with him?

Alan: *grunts*

Alex: He's high on sugar.

Darya: Oh.