Shrek diposited 3 of his letters, but decided to give the last one in person. The one adressed to Moto Moto.

Shrek got to his room and walked in without knocking. There, standing in nothing but a towel, was the 12'16" muscle hippo with dazzling sea foam green orbs.

"Good evening love." Moto said, slaunting over to were Shrek was standing, making him cower at his shear size.

"M-m-m-moto!" Shrek exclaimed. "I-i came t-to give you this lett-ter! I-i-i-i'm s-s-s-s-s-so s-s-s-s-sorry I had no idea you would be here!"

"It's fine, love." Moto Moto responded in his huskey, windswept voice.

"Who is it?" A voice called out from behind Moto. Shrek felt his heart  shatter into a million pieces.

There was somebody there. In Moto Moto's room. In nothing but a towel.

Barney.