NO ONE'S POV

Y/N: Hi, my name's Y/N Minecraft and my family is pretty crazy! I'm a witch and my older brother Wilbur is human. My second oldest brother Techno is a piglin and my little brother Tommy is a racoon-hybrid. Wilbur fucked a fish and had a fox child and our parents are angels who somehow gave birth to different species. Yep, my life, is kinda crazy.

AND AFTER Y/N FINISHES WRITING THAT DOWN IN THEIR DIARY, THEY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST

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