chapter 9: saitama vs deadpool(sort of)

deadpool: kat-ana-rama!!! *slices saitama a bunch of times but only tears appear on saitama's shirt and cape*


Saitama: you done?


Deadpool: no way José I'm just getting warmed up, eat this, ban bang bang!!!! *shoots saitama a bunch of times but the bullets just bounce off of saitama*


Saitama: *yawns*


Deadpool: who do you think you are superman?


saitama: who?


Deadpool: forget it, you wouldn't understand.


Saitama: ok.


Deadpool: final try with maximum effort!!! pineapple surprise. *throws 500 grenades at saitama, they explode, and saitama is still standing but his clothes are gone*


Saitama: i loved that outfit.


Deadpool: great your naked now! *gives saitama some clothes* here put these on.


Saitama: ok. *Puts the clothes deadpool gave him on and its basically just  a tee shirt, shorts, and sandals* thanks for the clothes but its my turn now!


Deadpool: no problem and aw pu-pu platter, heh heh pu-pu.


Saitama: *punches deadpool's left arm off*


Deadpool: lefty no!!! you monster.


Saitama: *gets ready to punch deadpool's head off*


Deadpool: wait lets work something out here!!! *puts his left arm back on correctly*


saitama: ok I'm listening.


deadpool: so i cant get mind controlled by thanos, right? Right. So i was thinking why don't we take thanos down together and it'll be easy too cause he only has two infinity stones in his infinity gauntlet.


Saitama: ok. *grabs deadpool*


Deadpool: what are you doing?


saitama: this thanos guy is in space right?


deadpool: yea.


Saitama: then hold on tight cause we are going to space the only way i know how.


Deadpool: ok. *Holds on tight*


Saitama: to space we go! *Bends his knees which rockets him and deadpool all the way to space*


(End of chapter 9)!

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