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Drama alert!

Let's get back to it.

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In an unknown location.

"Look at him..." 

A familiar voice echoed through a cold but futuristic-looking room.

A young woman in a schoolgirl outfit with glowing but sickly yellow eyes stared at a massive screen, watching the actions of Kohaku from the safety of her private space.

Purifier.

Purifier watched the multiple records of Kohaku at Azur Lane with a deranged grin as she whispered to herself repeatedly. Sirens had a habit of talking to themselves, so this was nothing new to her or anyone, not that she cared.

"Hehehe, thinks he's so clever..."

Purifier giggled to herself as she glared at the Male ship hatefully.

"He tricked the Empress, so he must be pretty clever, no?"

Purifier turned to see Observer hovering above her with a grin. Purifier didn't hear her annoying ally enter her room.

"Observer, for the last time, Get out of my room!"

Observer only looked more amused, "You watch the boy more than me. Are you sure you're not the Observer here? Hehehe"

"I am gathering information..." Purifier spat.

"By watching him bathe?"

Purifier blushes and squawks loudly.

"Ahahahaha, I'm telling the Empress" Observer rolls over in mid-air, laughing loudly, leaving the room.

"Get back here!"

A furious Purifier chases after the laughing Siren.

~

"My foxy senses are tingling" Kohaku looked around in suspicion, looking for who was causing such unwanted instincts to activate. His fox tails sway in irritation, but he cannot find the source.

~

"Admiral! The Royal Navy is here!" The Shikikan shouts as he bursts into the room.

"Oh?" Old man Admiral barely acknowledges his subordinate and continues his mountain of paperwork.

"Queen Elizabeth is leading them..."

"Alright, anything else?"

The Shikikan looks at the Admiral, confused. What's wrong with him...

"Admiral?"

"..."

"Tell me... Do you think me a fool?" The Admiral looks up from his paperwork, a dark look crossing his wrinkled eyes.

"W-What? No!" Shikikan looks taken aback at the accusation.

"You have contacted the Admiralty without my consent; why?"

"...Admiral" Shikikan looks away from the Admiral.

The Admiral stands up abruptly and holds out a letter. 

"For you"

Shikikan meekly takes the important-looking letter with the emblem of the Admiralty and opens it, scouring the contents.

"Well?" Admiral asks impatiently.

"E-Effective immediately, IJN Kohaku is to be apprehended, face court martial and possible scrapping." Shikikan reads the letter allowed, each word making the Admiral's face age.

"What have you done!?" The Admiral growls.

"Sir! You wouldn't do anything against that... pest, so I did!" Shikikan stood his ground against the angry man.

"That pest..." Admiral struggled to find the words, "...Azur Lane and Crimson Axis have only recently stopped their petty feud and agreed to be amicable." 

"What's that got to do with anything?" Shikikan snorts dismissively.

"FOOL!" Admiral shouts as he rips the letter from the Shikikan's hand.

"..." Shikikan doesn't respond.

The Admiral sits back down and takes a deep breath, "Who do you think is going to carry out this order?" 

"..."

"Do you think the Sakura Empire will? I don't think so, Eagle Union? After helping Yorktown? Nope, I don't think so, either. How about the Royal Navy or Iron Blood? Queen Loli has a crush on Kohaku, and for all her posturing and complaints, Bismarck is still a tsundere for him!" 

The Admiral lays it all out for the Shikikan, who looks stunned.

"What do you think will happen when Akashi or someone like Amagi hears what you've done?"

"I-I didn't think of that," Shikikan mumbles as he thinks about his life choices.

"You said Queen Loli is here? Good... When she arrives, you can tell her what you've done." 

The Admiral smirks at the terrified look the Shikikan gives him.

~

It was a sight to behold as a dozen Royal Naval ships entered Azur Lane and docked with zero problems. Even more of a sight was the Beautiful women descending from the gangway.

A figure awaited them on the docks.

"My Queen, welcome back to Azur Lane," Belfast curtsied as Queen Elizebeth stepped onto the docks with her two sisters.

"Thank you, Belfast! Let us go forward. I need to bathe before I conduct any business!" Queen Elizabeth announced loudly.

"Business? You mean harass Kohaku for a kiss," Valiant snickers behind Queen Elizabeth. The Queen turned to face her insubordinate sister and glared at her.

Belfast smiles at the two bickering sisters, but it soon vanishes as Queen Elizabeth turns back to her with a huff, gesturing her head maid to show the way. The rest of the Royal Navy girls enter the docks and follow the Head maid into the royal dormitory.

None noticed the subtle smirk on Hood's lips.

A few hours later. 

"Your majesty!" The Admiral stands and bows to the leader of the Royal Navy as she, her two sisters, Hood, Cheshire, King George and Belfast, walk into the Admiral's office.

"Hmph! To be summoned like a commoner... Why have you summoned us here, Admiral?" Queen Elizabeth folds her arms in annoyance.

The Admiral points at the sweating Shikikan sitting in the corner and only sweats more when the eyes of so many beautiful women stare at him.

"The Shikikan here has something he wishes to share with you, your Majesty," Admiral grins.

"Well? Shikikan, Get on with it," Queen Elizabeth taps her foot impatiently.

"Ah, well... It's like this," The Shikikan gulps and explains.

The Shikikan reluctantly tells the Royal Navy girls what he's done. All the while, the Admiral hid his grin behind his crossed hands on the desk. The Admiral's sick amusement was nothing compared to the looks the Royal Navy Kansen gave him.

"Y-Yeah, so that's it," The Shikikan finished his story and wished he was with the Sirens.

"..." All the girls were silent.

The silence was broken by the sound of a heavy sword being drawn.

"Ah!"

"Warspite!"

The Admiral stood in shock, he didn't even see the small battleship move, but when she did stop moving, she was pinning the Shikikan against the wall with her blade pressed against his throat. It was a strange sight due to the size difference between the two, but Warspite showed everyone she would win in a test of strength any day over him.

Shikikan's struggles were futile and only worsened as the blade bit into his neck and blood trickled down, staining his white dress shirt. The look of hate and fury Warspite was giving him burned into the Shikikan's mind.

"Warspite, Release him!" The Admiral commanded but was ignored. He wasn't surprised, honestly.

"Kill the cur!" Valiant shouted with a bloodthirsty grin.

Hood, King George and Belfast had shadows over their eyes, not happy with what the Shikikan had done. Cheshire was grinning wildly and was thinking how she could... Repay the snake of a Shikikan.

The Admiral looked over the women worriedly, but his eyes fell on Queen Elizabeth. 

He really wished he hadn't looked at her.

"If he likes to squeal, then fine... Warspite, Cut out his tongue..." Queen Elizabeth ordered her protector in a calm and serene voice, shocking everyone.

"What!? No, no!" Shikikan quivered.

"Your Majesty, I protest!" The Admiral warned the short Queen.

Queen Elizabeth looked at the Admiral with cold eyes but looked away soon after, ignoring the stunned man completely.

Warspite pressed her blade harder against the bleeding man, making him whimper, but she stopped when the door to the office flew open, revealing Kohaku.

He looked Angry.

Everyone looked at him in surprise, not expecting him to appear.

Kohaku walked into the room and passed the surprised girls. He stood behind Warspite, who was still pinning the quivering man to the wall. Kohaku looked at the scene indifferently, but his angrily swaying tails told everyone how he felt.

"Only cowards attack those with so little power to resist," Kohaku frowned in disappointment.

Warpite's eyes went from Furious to shock when she realised he was looking at her, not the Shikikan.

Everyone was stunned. Did Kohaku just call Warspite a coward!?

"I'm sure you're proud to attack a human that could never hope to defeat you..." Kohaku turns his back on Warspite and looks at Queen Elizabeth and Valiant. Warspite pulls her blade from the shaking man's throat, covered in blood and backs away in horror, realising what she is doing.

Kohaku looked at Valiant, "Kill the cur? I expected such cruel words from the likes of the Sirens, not you. Never you"

Valiant looks down in shame and regret.

Queen Elizabeth flinches when his cold eyes land on her, but to her shock, he shakes his head and walks towards her pulling out the unopened envelope that Cheshire gave him before. 

Queen Elizabeth and Cheshire recognised it instantly.

He grabs Queen Elizabeth's hand and places the envelope in it, the same envelope she spent hours writing, trying to find the right words to convey, and only she knows what's written.

Kohaku walks away from the quiet room but turns round, "You think I didn't know what the Shikikan did? The Admiralty have always wanted me gone. This is nothing new." With that, Kohaku left the room and didn't look back.

Everyone was speechless, and they stared at the door Kohaku had left through. Shikikan felt sick, he started this whole thing, but it was Kohaku who saved him from the angry Kansen. Warspite looked at her blood-smeared sword in disgust and shame. Valiant looked guilty and ashamed.

Queen Elizabeth looked down at the envelope with wide eyes.

"He..."

*Sniffle*

"He didn't even open it..." Queen Elizabeth held the envelope to her chest, fleeing the room in tears.

"Queen Elizabeth!" King George shouted in concern and chased after her. The rest soon followed after, leaving the two men in the room.

The Admiral looked at the downed man and threw him a rag to press against his bleeding neck.

"I-I-I'm Sorry" Shikikan rested his back on the wall and looked at the disappointed Admiral.

"All actions have consequences. It's about time you realise that."

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Done!

I bet you weren't expecting a chapter today.

Yandere Purifier is a fun Purifier.

So now we know what the Shikikan has done, and he expected all the ship girls to chase Kohaku and arrest him because the Admiralty said so? as if.

A darker side of Ship Girls, sort of. 

This is not a deal breaker for Kohaku regarding the Royal Navy, and I imagine they would have a more challenging time reacting to certain things. They aren't human, so they must struggle with how strong they are. When compared to humans, 

For Example, Warspite doesn't usually deal with humans, so how would she know how much pressure to place on a man's neck without decapitating him? I imagine most Kansen wouldn't honestly know how strong they are regarding humans. To restrain themselves.

I actually feel sorry for the Shikikan and the three royal sisters. But it brings some life to them, I think.

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Thanks for the likes and votes.

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