Thursday, 10:50 pm

Squidward: Bitch!

me: fvcker!

Squidward: Guess the good news!

me: they're sending you off to Saturn on an experiment for good?

Squidward: ಠ_ಠ

me: you got a plastic surgery and now you look even uglier?

Squidward: Why would that be good news?

me: I d k I'll be able to make fun of you more

and you'll finally accept that you're not half as attractive as I am

Squidward: at least I won't be fat like you

me: excuse me?

You look like a freakin' mammoth when standing next to me!

Squidward: That's because you're short

😂😂😂

me: I'm better than you overall

Even your friends think I'm hot.

😒

Squidward:omg hahaha

😂😂😂😂😂

you are as delusional as the last time I left

probably still dating Kim Taehyung in your head

me: what about that huh?

Squidward: Who do you plan to date next?

Christiano Ronaldo?

Mark Zuckerburg?

You got a text  just then from an unknown number but you ignored it since you had a battle going on at hand. You texted your brother instead.

me: ???

Squidward: Anyway so the good news is...

I'M COMING OVER TO STAY WITH YOU!

me: oh no no no

no

hell to the no to the no no no

Squidward: I know you can't wait

but it's just a few days here in Bangkok and then I'll come over

to meet my uglyass shithead sister!

me:

me: I don't have any room for dumbos here

I'm already sharing with a cockroach headed cricket.

Squidward: We'll manage.

me: go to mom and dad's place

Squidward: Yeah so they can tie me up and

next thing I know

I'll be in dad's clinic 

putting down rabid dogs!

me: don't you have like a dorm or something?

Squidward: I do,

but I just want to stay in a shithole for a change.

"Hmm, is it that hard to tell your sister that you miss her, and wanna stay with her?" you thought. But you knew he would never say that.

Squidward: So if you don't mind,

or even if you do,

I'm coming over to stay with you.

me: fine!

But as I said I don't have any extra room over here

So you can share the toilet with the cockroach-headed-cricket!

THAT'S WHERE YOU'D BE SLEEPING!

Squidward: I bet that cockroach headed cricket is prettier than you

and the toilet smells better than you.

me: you're welcome to both of them

you can date it and get Minho-headed-cockroach-crickets kids.

Squidward:

Squidward: They'll be better than your kids with Kim Taehyung

because they won't be imaginary.

😂😂😂 😂😂😂

me:

Squidward: Anyway,

I got practice

I've got  better things to do than have imaginary dates with imaginary boyfriends.

me: I hate you!

Squidward: same here,

bitch!

me: fvcker!