— What do you want Ink? —

— I'll have the usual Sans —

I look around at my newest AU and see something different than what I created.

A human.

"Did I add more than one human?"

I feel the feeling of curiosity arising in me.

This human came out of nowhere, even if I'm a bit forgetful...I'm sure I didn't draw him.

Who is this human?

Did Fate send him to watch me?

The human smiles mischievously at me and walks toward an alley.

"That..."

He certainly wasn't sent by Fate.

A mischievous smile enters my face.

"Maybe I can have a little fun..."

...

"How silly of me to have my old appearance, sometimes I forget that being a human in an AU is totally weird but it seems that this AU is celebrating for opening the passage to the surface together with humans"

There is no one in the alley and I see Ink saying goodbye to Sans and coming towards me.

"That reminds me of a few moments before I died..."
...

"shit...the last person I kissed before I died was a kid under 18. No. Better forget about it."

Ink approaches me smiling.

"Better enjoy my new life...and make Destiny's life a living hell."

— Have we met somewhere before? — he says, smiling innocently.

"I'm sure he's hiding something, even though he suspects me he didn't attack me or anything.

I returned his smile, but forgetting that the only smile I can make as a human is the typical naughty smile I had in my past life.

Ink continues smiling not caring about my smile.

"Shit. I can't even smile anymore looking like this? at least he's not thinking about this too much."

— What? I can't want to talk to a handsome guy like you? —

"STOP IT, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 'I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AU'S' AFTER THAT I WOULD BE HIS FRIEND AND GET TO DISTRACT HIM TO DESTROY THE AU'S, A PERFECT PLAN. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS NOAH! I WANTED TO—"

— Of course you can, but... here? — He looks around as if he is planning something.

Shit, shit, shit, shit... SHIT

"I'm sure I've done everything but give the impression that I want to be just a friend"

...

"Let's try to be more friendly, without seeming to want to fuck with him"

...

— A great place for friendships, don't tell me you were thinking of something more? —

Noah gives a small smile, surprisingly innocent but still with a hint of provocation.

"Great, perfect, I just want to be your friend, no big deal, just friends.

Or that's what Noah thought.

Little does he know that Ink's type is guys with innocent but provocative faces. And Noah fit his ideal type perfectly.

Noah is surprised once again when instead of Ink smiling and starting a conversation with him, he shortens the distance between them.

— Well... I won't lie that I wasn't thinking of just friendship... — Ink whispers, hugging Noah around the waist and placing his chin on his shoulder.

Noah's reflexes click in his head and he pushes Ink into the wall.

— Agh!

Noah quickly pins ink to the wall, smiling at his surprised face.

— Hey, hey, hey, I hope you're not thinking about fucking me, huh? —

Ink is surprised that he is saying this so directly and blushes when Noah gets close to his ear and whispers.

— Well, unfortunately, that wouldn't be possible for you, honey. —

Noah feels Ink's magic forming his tongue and when the magic is done doing its job he starts teasing Ink.

— It seems that someone can't even wait for me to say what I want and already gives in to temptation, hahahahah~ —

"Shit, this is starting to get out of hand"

Ink seems to remember something but doesn't move from the position Noah put him in.

— Whatever it is, it can be a subject for later — Ink answers him quickly and directly, not wanting to spend time on this.

Noah gives a small smile when he realizes that what Ink said was certainly not a question.

"Ordering me?"

Noah may be the sluttiest slut you've ever seen but when he doesn't want to, he won't want to no matter what the you do to get him excited.

And this is one of those moments.

It's not because Ink is a skeleton, Lust is a skeleton but still Noah fucked him.

Noah has several fetishes so he has several reasons to get turned on but for some reason he doesn't get turned on when he looks at Ink.

No animation.

"Aaah...I said I'd have fun but I can't get excited about him one bit...is it because I read Fgod stories and only see him as a jerk?"

"If it was Nightmare instead of Ink..."

Noah's vision begins to see Nightmare in front of him, pinned to the wall and his tentacles inside his shirt, teasing Noah's nipples, belly and erection as Noah kisses his neck, running one of his hand around his waist, slowly teasing every bit.

Nightmare begins to gasp against Noah's neck, asking him to release his hands to touch him but Noah responds by squeezing both of Nightmare hands tighter on top of his head and pressing his body tighter against him.

Because Nightmare is a little shorter than Noah he feels Noah's erection in his lower belly, causing him to shiver and tense with anticipation.

Noah holds back a groan and comes out of his daydream.

Noah remembers what Ink said and finds a way out of the situation as quickly as possible.

He certainly couldn't let Ink think that he was the one who made him horny.

— Hm... Okay —

Ink smiles and just as he was about to put his arms around Noah's neck, Noah pulls away.

— Let's talk later Inky~ —

Noah smiles teasingly and jumps, falling on his portal to another AU, which again he didn't see the name of.

...

This human had a very peculiar way...

He knew my name but...

If Fate didn't say anything about an abnormality in the multiverse and didn't send me to attack him at any time...

Is Destiny planning something behind Fate's back?

Aah... When will Error show up? I wanted to see my favorite sans soon...

Wait... I DIDN'T GET HIS NAME! AAAAH The way he said my name... this guy is definitely coquettish and a player, but next time I won't let him get away.

— INK! — This AU Sans approaches me.

...

— NOAH? — Lust is surprised when he sees Noah lying on his bed.

It has been a long time since Noah has even visited he.

"I'm sure he was enjoying life as usual..."

— Aaaah... Lust... I just flirted with the creator of universes —

"As always flirting...WAIT"

— WHAT? —

Noah sits down.

His appearance returned to normal when he jumped from the protal, unfortunately for him, Destiny said that she doesn't have enough power to change his appearance completely.

He will have to keep changing whenever he wants the old appearance and for a lazy guy like Noah, who would rather be spoiled than a worker, he would surely rather stay with the appearance of Error himself.

But he will always modify his voice, sorry to Error but his voice is very weird. Unfortunately again, sometimes the modification fails when he is too excited about something or too nervous.

And he will find this out in the strangest way.

— And it sounds like he wants to fuck me —

...

— When he comes back he's fucked — Nightmare says, emanating an aura of negativity throughout the castle.

The guards are used to Nightmare's aura of negativity since they know that their king won't do anything bad to them, as long as they don't piss him off.

They clear the way for Nightmare to pass with the two Sanses behind him.

Dust is not at all used to a being more powerful than himself, fear is something he had forgotten but now seems to remember this feeling. Vulnerable to the power of the Guardian of negativity.

Cross begins again trying to find reasons about why Noah sent him to such a scary place.

The two Sanses don't understand why they were sent to this castle.

Dust knows that Nightmare must be the guy Noah likes and trusts enough to know that he won't do anything wrong to him but Cross has been sent to protect Nightmare and he doesn't understand thr reason. Nightmare is too powerful to be protected, it should be the other way around.

Nightmare seems to realize something and soon takes off his aura. He turns back.

— Sorry, sometimes I lose my patience because of someone... — he says sighing, opening a giant door.

And opens the way for them to see what's inside the door.

A giant room with all the necessities of home, of course, except the kitchen.

Two bunk beds with a ladder in the middle to the beds above, and each bed has a curtain for privacy, not to mention that they are not small beds but big beds, enough for three people, a play area and a door inside the room that must be the bathroom. There is still room left over for them to put whatever they want and make that room their own.

— This will be your room. If you don't like it you can move to one next door, this hallway is all yours for now. — Nightmare speaks, this time calmly.

Cross and Dust can't believe what they just heard

— A hallway of our own? — The two speak together.

[A HALLWAY JUST FOR US CROSS!] X repeats what Nightmare said.

— Well... you are the first guests, I have to treat you well — Nightmare says turning to leave but is quickly stopped by Dust.

— Eeh... — Nightmare turns to Dust.

— What do you want? —

Dust attracts the attention of both Nightmare and Cross. His anxiety increases but he fights the cold in his hand and asks his doubt.

— What kind of relationship do you have with Noah, I know it must be good enough for him to trust you with his 'kids', but i don't know what is exactly— Dust asks, smiling at the 'kids'.

"I never thought that one day I would consider myself a 'child'"

The feeling of being in a family is very good for Dust. Even if it is a family totally adopted by a guy who came out of nowhere.

Nightmare looks at the two sanses and thinks for a moment.

Cross looks at Dust curiously and then looks at Nightmare with great expectations.

"They must be very close, friendly rivals? life and death partners? fought side by side in a war? Adventurers from AU's? Nah, they must be best friends..." Cross smiles at his own thought and X agrees, having the same reasoning as Cross.

Nightmare stops thinking and opens his mouth to speak, raising expectations in Dust and Cross.

— Hm... Even I don't know anymore — Nightmare speaks, giving a small smile with his nose at the end.

"But I will definitely be in a relationship with him, even if that relationship is an open one.

"I won't give him any more opportunities to run away, my patience is running out... *sigh* Well... when he comes back i will have my reward..."

...

"Why am I getting a bad feeling?"