YESYESYESYESYESYES/10

Their dynamic is definitely "Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic (both of them are autistic /hj)"

Old man yaoi /j

THESE TWO ARE DEFINITELY GAY FOR EACH OTHER, JACK HAS LOOKED AT JOHN'S ASS BEFORE, THEY'RE LITERALLY ALWAYS TOGETHER (and don't tell me it's just because they're coworkers because they're even together off work), Jack had the "F U C K M E J O H N" face in one of the new grounds endings, etc.

Anyways Pelo better make this canon in the next episode and also better not kill Kevin in the next episode (unless he's a villain but even then I want him to survive) or else I'm getting the glock 🔫 /hj

Btw while we're on the topic of Spooky month I have a random-ass head canon that Jack and Kevin are brothers and Jack just casually comes to visit Kevin on the job

Now anyways goodbye my fellow homosexuals I must go and read fanfics