Me: *casually catching up on some Markiplier*
Me: *watching his video "IM A MONSTER | Hitogotchi"*
Me: *near the end* wait...

Mark: :|

Mark: XD
Zoom in.
Me: HE HAS FRICKIN CAT EARS AND TWO LITTLE NAILS STICKING OUT OF HIS HEAD OH MAH LAWD THATS COOTE!!!!! *fangirling and squealing* *IS A SUCKER FOR ANYTHING WITH CAT EARS ESPECIALLY ANIME BOYS FOR SOME REASON CAUSE I HAVE NO LOVE INTEREST IRL AND IM LONELY AS FRICK SO DONT FRICKIN JUDGE ME*

Me: IF ONLY THIS CRAP WAS REAL

me: DANG IT WHY REALITY?! I COULDVE HAD WOLF EARS AND A WOLF TAIL BUT WHATEVER PREVENTS THAT CRAP SAID "NOPE HONEY BOO BOO. NOT HAPPENIN" AND NOW I CRI EVERY TEM