Round 3 - Knocked Out - Man from Mars vs the Woman from Venus!!!

Dev's POV:


Angel eyes!!!


She's these beautiful angel eyes...


Wait a minute... do you remember hearing her shrill voice...


'Getuppppppp'


See... That's the voice... Witch!!!


'Oh Mr.... Get up!!!'


The wicked witch!!!


That's when he came back to the real world seeing she was back ranting in her shrill voice...


Woman again!!! I tell you!!!


'Oh Mr... heavy weight... how shamelessly are you... what kinda opportunistic man you are... Everytime you tried to jump on me...last night as well you tried hold me...then you fell over me... now you are again hovering me... shameless... sick mentality man!!? That too in my own house... infront of my own'


'Shutup you mad woman!!! Just look below and first understand who's on whom and who's blocking whom then rant!!! You seem to have a mental issue!!!'
I yelled.


But little did she bother??? No!!!


Why???


Coz Woman 🤦


'You kind of men are bloody all about yourselves... You think it's always that easy to try to get any women below na??? But you must understand that...'


'Aunty... uncle your daughter doesn't have a stop button is it??? How does she like SHUT UP'


I screamed as she wasn't understanding what I was telling and was
On


And


On


And


On!!!


Why??? Coz WOMAN!!!


Ahhhhhh!!!


That's when her mom told her..


'Ishu beta...once look below... He is not above you...you are above him!!!'


And started looking elsewhere in embarassment!!!


That's when their ever so ranting daughter understood the situation and rolled down and stood up at once!!!


'Thanks Aunty...I hope there is an antidote for her!!! She's poisonous!!!' I said...


To which I saw her mum chuckle trying to suppress her laugh.


'Saudamini Daadi... please try to get his chain along and try to tie him... he's dangerous!!!' she spit out jerking off her hair...


I was pissed off...she never let s chance go where she could annoy me!!!


'You poisonous witch!!! Daadi... I will die but not let her be a Kapoor Bahu!!! She's the perfect mismatch!!! I mean I'd rather make sure Dhruv stays single all his life!!!'


I saw her big black button eyes widen further!!!her nose getting pinker and she bite her lower lip shooting glares at me...


Although she was getting angry...


Her pink nose...was kinda cute...


It turned red while she narrowed her button eyes!!!


Angel eyes☺️


No no....witch!!! Wicked witch!!!


'Oh Hello....you really think I'll let my sister marry you... I would rather marry her off to two pigs rather getting her tied to a self obsessed psychotic idiot!!! You need treatment!!! Try shock!!! May help you!!!'


Although she was blaberring shit!!!


I was confused about what marriage she was talking about??? And what sister???
Isn't she the one Daadi and Dhruv came to see...


I had a confused smirk on my face!!!


'Now what happened...you are thinking which institute.... don't worry... I do social causes too!!!'


'What will you both take to kinda you know...


Shut the F up!!!'


I turned my gaze to see two people standing next to us and watching us with a really tensed face!!!


It was Dhruv and the other girl who asked me to save this mad woman last night...


'Hi...I'm Ahana...Ishaani's elder sister. '
The lady put her hands towards me...


I shook her hand warmly giving a confused look..


Soon I saw Dhruv do the same to the mad woman infront of me...


'Hi...I'm Dhruv... Youngest son of Kapoor family...Dev bhai's younger brother!!! And the proposal that we came with was for me and not Dev bhai' he explained looking at the girl infront of me....


Now we both starrred into each other dumbfound!!!


There was a awkward silence...


Which thankfully was broken by man...


'Hey see I got jalebi for both of you Veena Saudamini...just like our college times'


Everyone averted their gaze to main door...


It was probably Veena Daadi's husband. Ahaana and that wicked witch's grandfather!!!


'Ok...ok... Kids come come....let's all settle down let's have jalebi' saying my Daadi pulled me to one corner and her Daadi did the same to her.


We both shot one last dagger into each other's eyes!!! And dispersed!!!


Uffff!!!


I was standing at the balcony of their apartment... When Ahana came to me ...


'Hi...' she said in her soft voice...


'Hello' I replied back while still having my hands in my pocket...


'I wanted to thank you for last night... My Ishu is a little childish but very good at heart...I'm sorry for the mess caused...' she apologized heartily for something she was never involved into...


I nodded my head and said...
'I choose to ignore her!!! Let it be'


She smiled...


'So... You like Dhruv?' I asked her directly...


She smiled silently...
'I spoke to your brother... He seems to be pretty sorted and matured!!! There isn't anything I see which makes him a less suitable candidate!!!'


She was honest...crisp... straightforward...


But that's not enough for me!!!


'You know right Dhruv is a mere employee in my business house...he doesn't own any rights in any of my property'


I trick questioned her... This was a lie and Dhruv shared everything with me.... although it isn't right but I know a lot of women who are only money greedy and wanted to trap my innocent brother because I was a Devil according to them!!!


To which I saw her smile...
'Thats fine ...he works as a CFO in your organization.... That's a pretty big post... He manages your finances!!! Which means he's successful, trustworthy and hardworking!!! So until and unless jmhe earns a decent package enough for our living who cares what rights he holds or doesn't!!!'


She said at once!!!


She was calm like water unlike her tsunami sister...


'That ranting woman is really your sister or you guys adopted her' I asked at once...


She burst out laughing...🤣🤣🤣


'Don't worry... My entire family has a lot of samples...I'm the only normal case here...I hope you also met my movie buff granny, soon you'll meet the rest too'


I face palmed while she was laughing...


Soon I saw Dhruv binge eat jalebi with that wicked witch...they both were chatting and bonding like long lost buddies...


I shook my head thinking... I must keep my family away from that crackpot.


Soon Daadi asked me if I liked to take Ahaana as my bhabhi...


I smiled nodding a yes!!!


Soon they organised a quick roka (engagement) ceremony right then and there.


Although I wanted a big party thrown at Ahaana bhabhi's welcome to the Kapoor clan and to announce their engagement...our families finished the quick roka ceremony.


I however decided to throw a party tomorrow night.


It was a Saturday today!!!


So it would be a Sunday night Kapoor style party!!!


Everyone exchanged sweets while I noticed our grandmother's staring at both of us!!!


Yea ...me and that wicked witch!!!


Everyone fed sweets to everyone except me and that wicked witch!!!


We just passed flaring glares and turned around!!!


🔥🔥🔥

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