Percy: * whines* WHY can't I breath underwater?!?

Annabeth: Cause that's not how the game works.... but I MADE A CASTLE!!!

Leo: I'm supposed to be fireproof but I'm dying in Lava?!?

Nico: STOP SHOOTING AT ME I AM YOUR MASTER!!! Re-die skeletons and zombies!!

Calypso: How does this work?

Hazel: You and me both, Calypso.

Jason: * Jumps of mountain* I'm going to fly!.....* dies*

Jason: But.....

Annabeth: AAAHHH, S-s-pider!! Piper help!

Piper: * Charmspeaks* Leave Annabeth alone.... * spider kills her*

Piper: Please??

Percy: * Kills Sheep* Guys, I think I just killed Frank...

Frank: Nope, I can't turn into animals for some weird reason....

Thalia: WHY can't I shoot the bow properly?!?....I'm supposed to be good at archery!

Percy: Why can't I talk to the horse?!?