Imagine Percy accidentally slapping Annabeths butt during a monster fight and she slowly turns around and gives him a look like are you seriously flirting with me right now? And Percy is staring back horrified.

And then the gods are watching the fight via Hesphutus T.V. and Aphrodite is cackling with glee, Hermes and Apollo are both laughing hysterically, and Poesiden is just rubbing his forehead in exasperation.

And then Athena is being restrained while yelling out profanities about how she will kill Percy.