1. She's a pig
2. She has a beautiful smile
3. She likes red.
4. She blushes whenever she looks at you. Or George.
5. She lives in Alabama
6. She has no skull 🤩
7. She has great manners towards you
8. She's better than Shrek
9. She has the most beautiful, soulless eyes anyone could ask for
10. She loves anyone and everyone

Now with that said, please enjoy the story about you dating her!!!!