I had Forgot to mention, I was barely scraping any money, after paying rent and other necessities, to spend on anything, due to the fact my roommate (whom I call sloth) does nothing to bring income, but rather takes selfies and post them on Instagram!

I swear, The only time I see her off her Electronics is when she applies makeup to her face for posts.

"You'll see!" She'd tell me when I told her to get a job "I'll become rich from ads and Fan Support. Then I'll be a Millionaire, and I'll live in a mansion! Without YOU."

Ugh, Even if I was still dirt poor, I'd be happy to have her out of the house. If only her fans realized how bad she was. In fact, I wonder how much a tabloid would pay for that info-

Suddenly, I heard my phone ring, I realized it must have been one of the companies I had applied to work for, since:

The Only people that I regularly call me were My boss and my parents, and since my parents were in Kazakhstan, and I just got fired, I'd bet that it wouldn't be either of them

I have no friends.

I picked up the phone with enthusiasm, and waited for a response on the other side of the phone, and guess who was on the end

My favorice K-Pop boy band!!!

Haha just kidding, It was the secretary of the office of the president and parliament, Now I'm a 'basic needs supervisor', which is a fancy term for a paid intern, but still, I'll take it any day of the week!

I packed my stuff up and talked to my landlord, and after some debating, he agreed to allow me to leave, and he would discuss with Sloth.

I realized that I forgot my phone in my room, and so I walked up to our (Really, It was sloths now).

When I got there, I found sloth in my room, holding my phone.

"What were you doing with the Landlord?" She asked me, playing with my phone in her hands.

"I'm Leaving since I got a new job at an office." I replied

"Pfft, Really? I'm surprised they would even consider letting you 25 meters near any workplace after last time."

That was the last straw. I walked up to her and snatched my phone from her hand and walked away, and out of the building.

As I was Whistling down a cab, I heard something break just a few inches away from my head, I looked down. It was a plant pot. Then I heard a scream of anger from above. We both know who it was at that point.

"You worthless piece of trash! Just wait until my followers here about this!" She wailed, in fact, I'm pretty sure half a dozen of her followers were staring at her with shock and horror, and someone must have got it on camera.

Well then, I'm pretty sure you'll be talking to no one after this. I thought to myself, as I got into the car.

I was approaching the office, and I was getting so excited, it seemed it wouldn't be so eventful, which was great because my hands aren't ready to hold any drama after last time.