Blitzø : alright I know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault ok I'm not naming any names here ( moxxie ) now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again

Millie : what about a car wash

Y/N : 50% off deals

Blitzø : good ideas Y/N but will save that for another time, and this is hell millie no one cares for clean cares here ok oh what about a build board

Moxxie : we can't afford a build board sir were on budget

Y/N : helpful moxxie really helpful and were all glad you're in the room right ( pushes moxxie )

Blitzø : have you guys expect you Y/N
Forgotten what service we provide
In this company

Blitzø plays a commercial of us killing people

( screaming in the background and eating popcorn )

Blitzø : ah those were the good times

Moxxie : I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew mist of our salary on that obviously tv ad last week, one that you additionally had paid for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches

Blitzø : hey um excuse me what's so obnoxious about a super fun and cheerful jingle, it's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bullshit right Y/N

Y/N : right boss happens at every first middle or end of each ad

Blitzø : and that's why you're my most favorite employee

Millie : people love Musical stuff all the time sir

Blitzø : exactly millie so were just basically doing a musical, are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did

Moxxie : sir

Blitzø : cause right now all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of who I truly am inside

Y/N : sir ( sniff ) my dad was a complete lazy ass motherfucker, he always sit on his ass watching TV while me and my mother had to do the housework, and he doesn't care for my good grades or my feelings all he cares for is himself

Blitzø : exactly Y/N exactly

Y/N : sir and you're starting to sound like loona, no offense loona

Loona : none taken

Millie : are you trying to crush there dreams moxxie

Moxxie : I - what

Millie : I thought I knew you

Blitzø : can't believe you moxxie after I made Y/N employee of the month

Moxxie : ok ok sir and Y/N I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comfortable to musical theater, nobody actually likes the jingles

Millie : I liked it

Moxxie : Do not do not agree with him in front of me

Y/N it was absolutely amazing

Moxxie : NO ONE ASKED YOU

Blitzø : thank you Y/N that is why you're my most favorite employee

( moxxie accidentally shot a child and the brought him to the hospital, after a few minutes we are in the waiting room )

Doctor : he appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery, so what insurance provider do you freaks have

Blitzø : the fuck is insurance

The used the medical bed as a battering ram to crash thought the with kid still on it

KIDS DIE FOR FREEEE

Moxxie : I'd like to go on record and say that incident was loona's fault dispatch was supposed to give us the right info on the target it's very simple

Loona : oh sit a dick moxxie

Y/N : 0///////0

Moxxie : YOU SIT sit on a and the DO YOUR JOB

Y/N : Hey we don't blame our screwups on loona ok, she didn't do anything wrong

Blitzø : thank you Y/N thank you at least someone has my back all the time

Moxxie : are you kidding me sir, she's awful and Y/N you stay out of this

FLASHBACK 1

Loona was reading a magazine and
You was texting your and her friend's

( Phone ring )

Loona : hello i.m.p

Millie on the phone : lonna I got stabbed call Y-

She hung up the phone

Moxxie : Y/N, MILLIE GOT STABBED AGAIN

Y/N : I'll go help millie

Loona : don't get yourself killed

Y/N : I won't

FLASHBACK 2

Happy adoption anniversary loony
Y/N and I got you something

Loona : is it a cure for syphilis

Blitzø : I - oh

Y/N ( Pats him on his shoulder )

Loona : THEN I DON'T WANT IT

She threw blitzø gift on the ground the spider's crawled up on her body

Blitzø : I'm sorry it was spider's

Loona : god dammit

Y/N : I made you a sweater

Loona : ( sigh ) thanks

Y/N no problem loona, let me get something to get those spider's off, I'll be right back

FLASHBACK 3

Loona and Y/N were watching Charlie's ad on the computer

Moxxie : um excuse me did neither of you send me an ad for weight loss

Loona : no

Y/N : nope

Moxxie : what why anyone would send me this

Loona / Y/N : come on you know exactly why

FLASHBACK 4

Loona : whoever left avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it cause I'm having a worse massive hangover
Right now

Millie : why would you drink right on a work night

Loona : cause I hungover from this morning you dumbass

Moxxie : isn't that my lunch

Loona : you know what, I can't take assault right now, I need to blow off some fucking steam

She kicked the box at moxxie ran out of the building and kicked a baby

Y/N : and that's why you should never mess with loona

Y/N : chips

Moxxie : thanks

FLASHBACK 5

Loona : blitz that clingy rich feathered
Asshole is calling you again sounds like dtf-y

Blitzø : oh god it was one time, I should have never slept with that privilege asshole

Moxxie and Y/N froze that moment

Moxxie : 0 ____ 0 you what

Y/N : your kidding right

As he froze for a moment

Y/N : blitzø, don't tell me, you had sex, WITH THE PRINCE OF HELL HIMSELF

Flashback 6

Blitzø ( to himself ) : got the book got the book, got this fucking heavy book

Blitzø when to the balcony when he had the book on the edge

Blitzø : ( groans ) oh oh SHIIT

Stella: Thank you Y/N for comforting my daughter

Y/N : anytime

Y/N and stella were at tea time when blitzø fell on the cake and splash it all over everyone

Blitzø : sorry I fucked your husband

Back in the office

Loona : BLITZ

Blitzø : I HEARD YOU ALREADY

Blitzø phone conversation with stolas

Blitzø : so what can I do you for this time stolas

Stolas : there's a political candidate causing trouble upon air for a few of my associates he's trying convince people global warming exist

Blitzø : doesn't it

Stolas : well yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it, and it gets lonely here

Blitzø : un hun yep that makes sense

Y/N : true

Stolas : you know what happens when I'm lonely blitzy

Blitzø : oh god fucking dammit

Y/N : fuck not this shit again

Stolas : when I'm lonely, I become hungry, and when I become hungry I want to choke and that red ( bleep ) and ( bleep ) your ( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep ) while you lick my ( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep ) and ( bleep )before taking out your ( bleep )( bleep )and ( bleep ) with more teeth ( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )( bleep )

Blitz / Y/N : 0____ 0

Stolas : till you screaming ( bleep ) like a ( bleep ) ing bab

Blitzø hung up on him then he broke his phone the smashed into pieces, and you grabbed your gun and shot six holes in it

Blitzø : Y/N, blender

Y/N : right here sir

Blitzø blended his phone into a drink and gave it to loona

Blitzø : eat this

Loona drinking it out of the blender

Blitzø : and you two know that bridge over the freeway

Loona / Y/N : yea

Blitzø : shit of it

You toke out your car keys

Y/N : I'll drive

End of loona FLASHBACK

Blitzø : look the point is loona is value member of our family, and Y/N is mostly important because he gets all woman's attention

Y/N : and family always have to stay together

Loona smiled at you and blitzø for supporting her

Moxxie : we aren't a family sir and
Y/N you stay out of this, you are the boss we are the employees, you treat her like she's some troubled teenager, She's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let man the phone

Y/N : kinda bu-

Loona glares at you

Loona : WHAT WAS THAT

Y/N : 0___0 nothing

blitzø : That is offensive, without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life

( Outside was a woman on a phone call but she was irritated by the was the homeless person smelled, while he was holding a side of a box saying,
Money please satan bless )

Blitzø waved at him, while you hold a sigh at the woman saying call me, before he closed the blinds

Moxxie : while we're are on the subject of family, can you stop finding me Y/N and millie outside of work

Y/N : come mox it's that bad sure he does it to me but not that much

Millie : yeah Y/N right it's not that big of a deal

Moxxie : excuse me WHAT

Flashbacks of blitzø spying on you moxxie and millie

( Just the note moxxie and millie are roommates and you were the boyfriend of millie

Moxxie : millie could you get me the butter, and Y/N could you see if the bowls are in the cabinet

Millie : sure moxxie

Y/N : kay mox

You when to see if there any bowls while millie get the butter from the fridge

Y/N : found some

Moxxie : thanks for helping us cook dinner Y/N

Y/N : no problem moxxie

Millie : where is that butter

Blitzø : spoiler alert, the butter spoiled

Millie : giggles

Moxxie / Y/N : what's funny millie

Blitzø : really impressive work play

Moxxie : WHAT THE WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE

Y/N : BLITZØ, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE

The three of you were sleeping in a room at a buliding with a billboard named need a hellhound

Moxxie was struggling to sleep when heard purring on the bed, you and millie were sleeping together while moxie was on the single bed when you two heard the purring it was blitzø

Blitzø : what are you two dreaming about

Moxxie : I was dreaming my parents were being murdered

Y/N : and I was dreaming of me stabbing my father

Moxxie / Y/N : but now I like to go back to that / yes, you've interrupted the best part

When moxxie agree to help you
write new lyrics for your song to millie

Y/N : of all the imps in hell

Y/N / millie : it's for him/her that I fell

Y/N : oh millie

Moxxie : beautiful absolutely beautiful

You and millie were about to kiss before you saw someone out the window with a video camera recording the whole song

Y/N : moxxie look who's outside the window recording

Moxxie glares at blitzø at the window.

Moxxie : ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW

Y/N : he did that to me one time I was on a date with someone

Blitzø was spying on Y/N

Y/N : so how's your day been going

Sally : just fine giggles so can we come into your bedroom for some privacy.

Y/N : 0////0 um I'm not sure if I'm read-

Sally : come on Y/N we planned this for months an- who is that outside recording

Y/N : wait who 0___0 BLITZØ

Blitzø : you do much better than moxxie Y/N keep up the good work

Y/N : GET THE FUCK OUT

End of flashback

Y/N : yeah but sally did forgive me so we're all good

Moxxie : 0____0

Moxxie : just, stop, DOING THAT

Blitzø : I don't see the issue is that the something you don't want me seeing

Moxxie : 💢 NO.

Loona : snickering

Blitzø : you a baby wiener haver

Moxxie : sir what you say and how you act is totally Inappropriate 💢

Millie : clam down mox your gonna have another panic attack

Moxxie : I AM CLAM 💢

millie places moxxie head on her the comforted him

Moxxie : whimping

Millie : shhhhhh there there

Blitzø : Look I don't judge the boring roommate stuff you do outside work hours while Millie do couple stuff with Y/N 👉👌so don't judge me

Moxxie : Oh I do judge you sir quite a lot actually

Millie : mox he's our boss

Blitzø : Oh it's fine Mils your roommate is just, how to say this without being offensive, retarded

Moxxie : Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life

Blitzø : it actually does

Moxxie : and you Y/N are you sure you like seeing different woman once a week

Y/N : it comforts me

Loona : the only reason you have a friend because you're easy to manage
And the only reason Y/N gets all the girls because he's too cute and always honest with them

Millie : no he's not you wolfy ass bitch

Millie point both of her middle fingers at loona, loona growling

Blitzø : millie Do not talk to my receptionist that way she sensitive

Loona : YES I FUCKING AM

??? : you guys are all fucking asshole's

When everyone released that voice was the kid moxxie accidentally shot earlier

Blitzø : oh shut up kid

Y/N : you know you are really lucky to witness or otherwise you would be dead

Moxxie : ugh this company is such a mess most times

Y/N : already everyone let's get back to talking about the bosses outfit

Loona : nobody was talking about that

Blitzø : I know but that's why I'm trying to get the ball rolling, so how does it look Y/N

Y/N : excellent

Blitzø : and that's why you're my favorite employee

Eddie : it's been a little hell but pretending to be paralyzed, so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me, but now I want that, I want death

Points at blitzø

Eddie : you are a selfish greedy clown, and I'm a kid we're supposed to like clowns even the creepy ones

Moxxie : hey now that's not ver-

Eddie if I want to hear from a spineless jackass, I rip out your spine and ask you some shit

Millie : that's my roommate your talking to

Eddie : (laughing) THAT'S YOUR ROOMMATE

they both growled at the child

Eddie : I figured you for a slut, but I didn't know you need dick THAT BAD,
AND YOU TWO

he points at you and loona

Loona : what what about me

Eddie : nothing, I don't talk to dogs I'm a cat person

Y/N : listen up kid, I don't know who the fuck who you think you are

Eddie : oh shut the fuck up, you get all the hoes but don't get laid with them, the fuck was that you getting hoe not getting pussy ass bitch

You and the other were shocked by the insults the kid said to you all

Blitzø : woo, you know kid you kinda are a pice of shit

While you and the others saying he's a piece of shit, loona got a text

Loona : oh fuck guy just got a text from my client, guess he was the right target after all

Blitzø : who

Loona : him

Kid : me

Loona : yep

Blitzø : They want us to kill an actual child

Loona : yes

Y/N : like a real child

Loona : that's what they're saying

Blitzø : well christ on a stick I guess there is a god, Y/N

Y/N : gladly

You shot the kid in the heart

Graphic logic of them killing and cutting the child

Blitzø : you know folks, with this company, I really wants to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can like killing people, but from us here the immediate murder professionals group, we promised to settle your unfinished business or your money, is gone you never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but will play dumb to it because as hell and no one fucking cares

Y/N : we don't do that refund shit, or I'll come to your house and fuck your wife right in front of you

Blitzø : you know this kid was a target he's still a child, it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully

Y/N : I agree with you boss, we're one helluva family ^_^

Woman : PLEASE has anyone seen my little eddie please contact us and oh

The bag with eddie's corpses fell into her hands as the saw us with the portal open

Y/N : your welcome your kid wasn't an asshole and I'm sleeping with you tonight