:::

chul
uh, why does my
dad look like he
wants to drown
himself?

chinhae
probably because
he's sick of looking
at you.

chul
we look alike???
he's been seeing this face
for like.. 5 decades now

chinhae
exactly. imagine seeing
that face for most of your
life and seeing a replica
of it from your child.

i'd wanna drown myself
too.

chul
come, i'll drown
you myself u piece of
shit.

nari
okay...

um, appa's just staring
at mom's side of
the bed

hyeok
dad looks like
heaven and hell
fell on him lmaooo

sooji
ok but just to be clear..
are your moms gone too?

or is it just mine..

areum
mom is nowhere to be
found too..

heeyoung
this is weird...

hyun
oh my god..
oH SHIIIT

chinhae
wHAT

moon
hyun, did something
happen? is auntie soo
okay?

hyun
hyung..
what if our parents
are getting divorced?
🥺🥺🥺

yong
good for them.

daewon
another day and
yet you still choose to
be stupid..

hyun
hyung!! i'm serious!
what if they got tired
of our dads? 😭

areum
that... can actually
happen to us..

the amount of seokjin
crack mom has to bear..

chaemin
seokjin crack i—

sunnie
levi is not having it.

he woke up, toddled
to our parent's room
only to find mom gone
and bursted into tears.

dad is having a mental
breakdown 😂

miso
RIP uncle kook

moon
can you ask auntie
lisa about this, sunnie?

there's no use contacting
our mothers. i know they
won't reply.

sunnie
hyeok oppa,
you do it!

i may have dad on
a chokehold but you're
the one who has mom
wrapped around your
finger.

hyeok
OH

right...
why didn't i
think of that?

wait, brb.

:::

hey, mom?
eomma
แม่!

mooooom

what is it, baby?

is something wrong?

did your dad starve you?!

mom, levi's crying.

can you please
tell us where
you are?

dad looks like
... shit 😭

hyeokie, your language!

but...

does your dad really look
like shit?

send me a photo!

he's been staring at

the wall for 10 mins now.

... you're not going to get
divorced, are you?

hahahahahaha
ofcourse not, baby!

your dad is stupid
but he's my kind of
stupid.

it's just that,
your aunts and i went
on date.

we specifically left
all... of you in their care.

so, i don't know what they
prepared but we expect
you to have fun.

if not, you can tell me.
i'll deal with
your father, okay?

OHHHH
so then..
all 17 of us..
would be left under
the care of 7 adults..

and the adult part..
is kind of questionable?

yes, baby.

now, as the eldest,
please help your
dad, okay?

i know levi won't
be easy to handle so
please help your father.

i trust you, my hyeokie.
have fun!!

all right, mom.
you can count
on me.

have fun on your
ladies' day, mom!

i love you!

:::

ya!

jeon jungkook,
get your shit together.

our son thought
we're going to get
divorced because you
look like shit.

fix your face.

and stop levi from
crying or you're
sleeping on the couch.

doll 😭

save me 😭

take me away 😭

don't you dare
starve our children

oh shit
right
fuck

why is parenting so
hard????

i should've used
that rubber dammit.

YA JUNGKOOK!!

i'm kidding!
i would neeeever
trade our children
for anything.

... not even for some
peace and quiet hehe

😀

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kook
hyungs..
where are you?

hobi
at the buzz lightyear
thing

tae
jin hyung, hyeok, hyun,
areum, nari, miso and i
are walking towards the
space mountain ride

chim
i'm spying on my
daughter so stop
making my phone buzz!

yoongs
stop being a creep
and leave your daughter
alone, dwarf.

chim
HYUNG
THEY'RE ALONE
TOGETHER

YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN TWO
PEOPLE ARE LEFT ALONE

yoongs
your stupidity amazes me
you know that, right?

i doubt your daughter
would be willing to do
that out in the open.

dumbass.

kook-ah,
youngmi and i are
inside minnie's house.

hobi
never thought yoongi
hyung would willingly
go inside minnie's house
😂😂

kook
well shit.
namjoon hyung is
with me..

so is jiyeon..

is jaejin not with
any of you?

tae
holy shit

chim
lisa is going to
kill you.

jin
forget lisa, i am
going to strangle you,
jeon jungkook!!!

WHERE THE FUCK
DID YOU LEAVE MY
GOD CHILD

hobi
how... did you even
lose jaejin, kook?

yoongs
did you try asking
the security?

kook
no, i asked all
of you first..

i should do that.

tae
maybe you left him
in one of the shops?

isn't that where we
a decided to split up?

chim
yeah, at
harrington's jewelry
and watches.

where our daughters
milked all our pockets
dry.

we'll try looking
for him too.

kook
right..
i should go
check that shop
out.

but i'll notify the
security as well.

fuck, i can't
believe i lost
my kid.

joon
go find him, kook.
i'll look after jiyeon.

don't worry,
we'll find him.

kook
i hope so too.

thank you, hyungs!

:::

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🍓

quite a long note ahead!
feel free to ignore hehe

i know it's been a while
since my last update but first,

happy 105k to this crack fic!
🥳🤍🥰

thank you to everyone who has
been constantly rereading this fic.
i doubt it would've reached this much
reads if it weren't for you hehe.

this chapter was honestly one of the hardest chapters that i made.
how come idols don't go to disneyland????? 

why do they always choose universal studios damn it 😭

with that said, it may not be as
funny as you would have expected and
it should've been longer but i already
reached the 20 photos limit so,
i had to cut it short. 😢

i don't normally do dedications
but this one reader of mine was
really supportive during synn's poll
so i promised myself i'd dedicate a
chapter to her.
so this one's for you,
@cupidse 🤍

oh! also, i don't check my wattpad dms
or message board so if you want to
reach me, it'll be best to contact
me through twitter.

okay that's it.
see you all again on..
august? 😝