Finally after a million years! Here you go.

[3rd person pov]

"Googly moogly!"

"What!"

"Your speaking in italics Thalia"

"Sorry, What?"

"I said googly moogly Thals"

"No I heard what you said Percy I just wanted to make sure your still sa-"

"So Nico hows lady Chen? It's been a while since we saw her" Percy said ignoring Thalia completely.

"Oh she's fine, said the rice harvest is lovely this year"

"I thought she was a designer?"

" by the flame Percy don't ignore me"

"Pardon"

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"Well the gods are of no help whatsoever" Nico exclaimed as he dropped into a criss cross applesauce position on Thalia's bed

"Shocker"

"Nice pun"

"Guys!" Percy shouts stopping their laughter and establishing silence in the room.

"Thank you, now let's recap, Thalia go"

"We get adopted by a rich probably pedophilic playboy who seems to have a thing for kids with black hair" Thalia starts, collapsing onto the very expensive sofa.

"We can't get in contact with the gods"Nico says.

"And we're out of McDonald's kiddie meals"

"And?"Percy asks with a look that clearly says finish it, arms crossed over his chest making him look like a disappointed mother.

"And, we probably shouldn't have thrown all our money into the fireplace" Nico adds sheepishly.

"Well in hindsight you probably shouldn't have left us after we overdosed on the cough syrup"Thalia says in a self righteous tone.

"I was gone for 2 minutes, and-

"And that was more thank a enough time for us to declare you irresponsible young man"Thalia cuts him off.

"Yes we could have easily become a danger to ourselves and society" Nico continues while shaking his head "for shame Percy Jackson for shame"

"You know what I don't even care anymore"

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"And that is how you do it" Percy says, Turing around to face an 8 year old boy.

"Wow your so cool Percy" Sheldon exclaims

"I know kid, I know" Percy's says while patting Sheldon's head.

"Should I tell him or should you"Nico whispers to Thalia.

"Let him have this one, for a little while. Thalia whispers back, continuing "we can ruin it later".

A/N sorry this is the shortest chapter