Time To Talk

"God that cat is an asshole. He's just letting us carry him and do all the work."


"Says you." I meow back at him with a small glare.


His face contorts as he looks at me with a eyebrow raised. "Does the fucker always seem like he's replying to you?"


Hitoshi let out a small chuckle. "Yeah, pretty much. Most of the time it's something sarcastic though."


"What, your a cat whisper now?" He ask sarcastically while opening the door to the dorms.


Once inside everyone practically rushes to the door to see who it is. There faces all drop when they realize it's not who they wanted it to be. Well, until they saw me.


"Aww he's so cute!" Uraraka shouts as she abducts me from my spot in Hitoshi's arms.


"I'm already in love with him!" Hagakure says snatching me from Uraraka's arms. Sorry but I'm taken now let me go back to my boyfriends arms.


"Oh my god! What's his name!?" Mina says taking me. You would expect them to know how to be more careful with pets when there hero's in training.


"Okay that's enough." Hitoshi says pulling me away from that train wreck. I can feel that my fur is standing on end as he try's to calm me down. Of course Bakugou's laughing though, muttering something about 'serving the damn cat right'.


"Aww why? I was enjoying holding him!" Mina whines.


Shinso looks at her like she's crazy. "He clearly wasn't. Your lucky he didn't start attacking you like he did the vet."


"You got him neutered?" Mydoriya asks.


Oh. My. God. I swear if that's why he was checking me out that I will kill every last person in this room.


"No, not yet. We were getting a cast for his broken leg." Thank god. Wait. NOT YET!


"Oh hell no! You are never going to get me neutered unless you never want to have sex with me in the future. I will break up with you if you do that to me." Every one looks at me while I do my long speech that of course only comes out in random cat noises.


"There the asshole goes again acting like if we can understand him." Bakugou murmurs.


"I'll show you asshole if you ever dare bring me to a vet again."


Suddenly Momo is jumping up and down with joy. "GUYS! WE HAVE OUR VERY OWN ANIMAL WHISPERER! WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S SAYING!" Everyone starts shouting over one another saying how it was a great idea as Sero left to get Koda.


This is amazing! He can understand me and I can explain to him that I don't want to be neutered. Also that I'm me but more importantly, I will KILL everyone if I'm neutered.


He finally makes his way downstairs and everyone sits in a circle with there eyes on me and Shinso.


"Who want to go first?" Jiro asks only for Mina to start bouncing up and down saying 'Me! Me! ME!'.


"Okay! Do you have a cat boyfriend or something?" Why did I expect anything less from her?


"Mina! You don't even know if this cat is gay! You should have asked him his sexuality first but only if he is okay disclosing it!" I swear this is the only class in the world that has to have a conversation about a cats sexuality.


I look over at Koda to see if he's ready for my answer and it seems that he is. Here goes nothing.


"I have a boyfriend but he's human." I know, I know, your probably wondering why I didn't just tell them I'm me but this is the only time I can have fun like this.


Koda relays the message and Mina starts fan girling and shouting that she knew she was right.


"Wait. Did he say human?" Tokoyami asks. Everyone's eyes widen before whipping over to me again.


"Who's your human boyfriend!?"


I'm going to have too much fun with this.


"Hitoshi." I meow out while rubbing into his chest. Once it's fully translated the whole class bursts out into laughter as he freezes.


"I'm not your boyfriend!!!" He shouts making everyone go into another fit of laughter.


"Oi, asshole cat, I have one. What the fuck happened to Pikachu?" At that everyone stills looking between the two of us. I guess the fun is over.


"It's hard to explain. Someone was talking to me in my head, he called himself Flowers, and told me to leave Hitoshi. Then the League Of Villains and him attacked me and changed me into a cat. I knocked out afterward and must have been ran over by a car."


Koda looks at me in shock forgetting to translate.


"What did he say?" Kirishima asks fearfully.


Koda clears his throat before speaking. Glancing at me then everyone else.


"He says he's Kaminari."

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