I decided that it would be a good idea to take a walk today, because this paperwork is killing me...

I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings, and I bumped into a male.

I was going to say sorry, but he said something quite rude to me...

"Eat a bag of dicks."

...

Funny, right?

His dead body is currently hanging from the balcony without a head.

// •This has happened to me before• I didn't kill him tho-//

// This chapter is also pointless-
I just need to get this book over with already.//