Ibiki:Now first thing first...

He points at y/n

Ibiki:You! Why are you fighting!

Y/n:These sound ninja tried to kill someone,I just being generous and doing the same for them...

Ibiki:Do you all want to fail before we even begin!

Dosu:Sorry we're new here...I guess we're a bit jumpy...

Ibiki:I'll say this once,no combat unless its okay with the proctors,and even then fatal force is prohibited...anyone who thinks of messing with me will be disqualified...

Y/n grunts in anger

He puts his sword on his back and walks back to the others

Y/n:I can't kill anyone...what a shame...

Naruto:Well I don't want you to be disqualified so don't even think about it!

Sasuke:Don't get disqualified before I even get the chance to see you fight...

Ibiki:Now if your all ready,give us your paperwork and you will be given a number,that number will be your seat for the written test...we'll start once your all seated...

Naruto:The what? Did he say written?

A man pulls out a stack of papers

Naruto:NOOOO!NOT A WRITTEN TEST!

Timeskip

Everyone is sitting in their seats

Y/n is all the way in the back on his own

Sakura waves at y/n across the room

Sakura:Hi y/n!

Y/n gives a small wave back

She sits back down

Y/n scans the room

We all seem to be pretty spread out...

Ibiki taps on the board with his chalk

Ibiki:I'm going to explain this once and once only....so listen up! The test is based on point reduction meaning that all of you will start off with a perfect score,every question you get wrong you lose a point...

That doesn't seem to bad...

Ibiki:Everyone will have 10 questions,with the exception of y/n who will have 30 to make up for his absence of teammates...

Even with 30 questions I won't have a problem,I pretty much know everything there is to know for a Genin...

Ibiki:This is also a team based score,you will pass or fail based off the three people on your team's scores...

Sakura sighs and hits her head against the wall

Sakura:Your saying we are getting scored as a team!?

Y/n:Calm down Sakura...

Sakura:Its easy for you to say! You don't have to worry about Naruto!

Y/n:Think about for a second...21 out of 30 is 70 percent,that's passing...your smart Sakura,if you and Sasuke both get 10 out of 10 you'll need Naruto to get one correct...

Y/n looks at Naruto

Y/n:You can do that right Naruto?

Naruto:Yea I can definitely get one right! Thanks for saying that y/n! It calmed me down a lot...

Y/n:Don't thank me yet...that's just the best case scenario,anything can happen and Sasuke and Sakura might get a few wrong so you may need to get more right...

Naruto:They can count on me!

Hinata speaks up although still quite quiet

Hinata:Your really smart y/n...you'll get 30 out of 30 for sure...

Y/n lowers his voice to match Hinata's

Y/n:Thanks,and good luck...

She nods her head and smiles

Ibiki:Alright! Enough talking! The next thing is that the people on the outside will be watching you carefully...if they find you cheating,the culprit will lose 2 points...their eyes are sharp so if you get caught 5 times,your done....

Sakura thinks to herself

There are so many ways to lose points..

Ibiki:And if any of your team gets a zero,you all fail...

Y/n looks at Naruto and sees him panicking

Y/n:Naruto your gonna be okay,do your best and I promise you'll do fine...

He slowly nods his head and calms down

Naruto:Alright...

Ibiki:The final question will be given 15 minutes before the test ends...you have an hour to finish...begin!

Y/n looks at his paper

Wow,these are quite tough,if I need to spend a couple seconds thinking then everyone else must be struggling

Y/n smirks

He reads the first question

1."Do you want to become a Chunin? If yes explain why..."

Easy,I'll just say no so I dont have to answer the question...

He reads the next one

2."If you chose no for question 1 explain why..."

Damn I guess I cant joke around...but he literally gave everyone the answer...

He puts his papers down

Y/n looks around the room and see people attempting to cheat

I guess they could cheat too...

Y/n looks at Naruto

Naruto looks calm

He's calm but he doesn't know the answers...I guess I'll help but it will hurt him a bit...

Y/n creates clear water

It goes across the floor to Naruto's chair

The water smacks the chair leg causing Naruto to hit his head on the floor

He quickly get up before anyone can make a big deal out of the scene

But tears run down his face

Y/n sees them

Perfect...

As Naruto's tears drop on his paper y/n has them move around the paper and write the answers

He'll thank me later...

Y/n looks and Sakura and Sasuke

They can handle it...I wonder how hinata's doing...i guess since she's right next to Naruto I could help her too...I could make her cry but she's so nice that it would make ME feel kinda bad...

Y/n thinks a bit

I got it...its gonna be kinda embarrassing,she can consider it a gift for being so quiet...

Y/n calls hinata

She turns around with a smile on her face

Hinata:Y..yes y/n? Do you want the answers...?

Y/n:No.... I want you...

He winks at her

She blushes deep red

She turns around and starts to sweat a bit

Alright...

Y/n uses the sweat to go on her paper but sees she already has all the answers...

Y/n mentally facepalms

I didnt even need to do that...

Y/n feels something enter where his soul would be

He hears a voice that sounds like....Ino...

Ino:Woah did I do it wrong? No way,why is it completely empty...

Y/n speaks through his mind

Y/n:Because I have no soul....

Ino gulps

Ino:Uhhhh,you can hear me?

Y/n:Yea,now if you want to cheat do it off of Sakura,she's knows a lot of this...

Ino:Really! Thanks y/n! I would kiss you right now but I can't,so I'll get it the next chance I get...

Y/n:Get out before I trap and drown your soul...

She quickly exits

Y/n looks around again and sees Neji and Sasuke using their eye's abilities to do the work

People like them are given power...as much as I think Lee is a weirdo,I have to hand it to him that he is willing to put in the work without the assistance of something like a Sharingan...

15 minutes remain

Ibiki:Now that the unworthy are gone we can give you the final question,but there are a few rules for this...

More rules?

Ibiki:You can choose to take the question,if you don't you will fail...but if you decide you do want the question and get it wrong,you will never be able to take the test again!

Kiba stands up

Kiba:People have done this mutiple times!

Ibiki:I wasnt in charge before...if you want to leave,raise your hand so we can record your number...

After one person raises their hand,many others follow

As a result it leaves barely anyone

Ibiki:Anyone else?

Y/n looks at Naruto raise his hand up

Y/n:Put your hand down Naruto...

Ibiki:Did I say you could talk?!

Y/n:Did I say you could talk...?

Ibiki:Who the hell do you think your talking to!?

Y/n:You know those Anbu you sent after me were so easy to kill...to think they were supposed to be threats...

Ibiki:You shut your mouth kid!

Y/n:Or what? I'm doing what your doing,messing us up mentally...making us fight with ourselves,and your sitting here being beaten at your own game...

Ibiki smirks

This kid...he's a smart bastard...

Y/n:Now tell them they all passed...

Naruto:Wait did he say we passed!

Ibiki nods

Ibiki:It is indeed true...you all pass...

Temari yells

Temari:So what was the point of the other questions!

Ibiki:To see how you would gather info against adversity...

Y/n raises his hand

Ibiki:Yes?

Y/n: I didnt answer anything...

Everyone looks at y/n in shock

Naruto:Why not!?

Ibiki:If you can explain why then I'll let you pass...

Y/n:Well from the very start you said that we begin with a perfect score and since you didn't mention the fact that if we didnt answer it would considered wrong,I took my time to be lazy....

Ibiki:Your the first person who has thought if it that way...

Naruto:So I didnt even need to answer!

Y/n:No...

I didnt even need to help Naurto...

Naruto looks at his paper

Naruto:I knew the answers anyway!

Sure you did...

Ibiki:You've all earned the right to pass to the next phase...

Suddenly the window shatters

Y/n blocks everyone with a water wall

A figure appears

Ibiki:Your early Anko...

Anko:Heads up boys and girls, no time to celebrate!

No one is celebrating....

Anko:My name is Anko Mitarashi!You ready for the second test? Good! Then let's go follow me-

Y/n:Why are you yelling? We are all right here....

Anko:Ibiki you didnt fail this guy?

Y/n:How are you a Proctor? You act like your a child...

Anko:Listen here kid!

She takes out a kunai and puts it against y/n throat

Anko:I'll kill you...

Wow,an attractive woman threatening to kill me....wish I could say this was the first time this has happened...

Ino:Hey get off him!

Y/n:Its fine...

Y/n bites the kunai into pieces

She looks at him smiling

Anko:Nevermind he's cool! What's your name!

Y/n:What are you 12? We aren't freinds...

Anko:I'm 24!

Y/n:Great your supposed to be an adult but you don't act like it...

Anko:Arent you like 12?

Y/n:I'm not inclined to tell you...

Anko:Whatever...when im done with you all you probably be eliminated anyway...

Y/n:Quite unlikely...

Anko:I cant wait for you to quit y/n...

Y/n:Why ask for my name if you know it...

Anko just shrugs her shoulders

Y/n:I'm surrounded by idiots...

Naruto:Well you have me!

Y/n:You've just proven my point...

Everyone giggles, even Anko,while Ibiki just chuckles

Next day

Anko:This is the 44th battle training zone...

They sit behind a gate and look and see a large tree

Anko:But we call it the forest of death...

Y/n:I don't remember having this forest named after me...

The wind blows as they all wait for the next part of the Chunin exams...