-Madara makes a group chat with the consisting main uchihas*

Sasuke: uhh hi?

Obito: uh

Itachi: hello sasuke long time no talk

Shisui: yooooo itachi👀

-sasuke added two more people to the chat-

Sakura: hello fellow uchihas 😃

Sarada: papa what's this group chat for?

Madara: who the fuck are you little kids!?

Sakura: I am sasuke's wife and this is Sasuke's daughter Sarada..

Madara: Sasuke you really married the girl I thought I killed😔

Obito: Sasuke you little fuck! You ruin the clan by adding a Haruno!!💢

Itachi: I'm an uncle!?😱

Sasuke typing: guys this is my wife here! Respect her even tho I like Naru|

Sasuke: guys this is my wife here! Respect her even tho i don't like her

Sakura: sasuke.. is that true?...

Sasuke: bro shut yo bitch ass up real quick!

Sasuke: and madara your ass got handed down to a black lil germ !

Madara: U needed naruto to help you stfu!

Sasuke: Get yo long hair ass Rapunzel havin ass tiger lookin self outta here!

Madara: PLZZ💀 I'll stomp yo ass bitch!!

Itachi: madara I'm one nice mother fucker but don't talk about my brother sasuke like that!

Madara: u died too sasuke ion wanna hear it!

Sarada: stop talking about my dad!

Madara: why does your profile have glasses 💀

Sarada: I need them to see

Madara: UR A UCHIHA YOU HAVE EYE POWERS!!

Madara: FUCKING CHERRY GAVE BIRTH TO A UCHIHA WITH GLASSES

Sakura: watch your mouth!

Sakura: because I don't see you with anyone else!

Shisui: you shouldn't talk about itachi like that

Madara: Didn't you commit suicide cause your cry baby ass got a eye stolen from donzo

Shisui: ...

Obito: you better stop talking shit madara!

Obito:  yo ass look like u got some disease with yo yellow ass

Obito: lookin like generation of spongebob outta water single ass

Madara: I KNOW U NOT CALLING ME SINGLE

Madara: YOU STARTED A WAR OVER A GIRL THAT LIKE KAKASHI!!

Obito: and you didn't start a war because you didn't become the first hokage?

Obito: shut yo bitch ass up

Itachi: 😱

Shisui: idk man madara being real quiet 😂

Sakura: Lol

Madara: Sakura shut yo ass up you simp like dude tried to kill you like 3 times and u still love him

Sakura: love is love

Madara: and murder is murder bitch!

Sasuke: 👀

Itachi: listen madara I don't wanna hear the amount of bullshit ur talking right now

Itachi: your just mad that your old best Friend beat yo ass up when u had the nine tails And susano

Madara: and your cried over killing your family can't relate

Itachi: you stole your brothers eye for power! Shut your bitch ass up

Itachi: get your own power

Sarada: why is Madara so mean?

Itachi: 😑

Itachi: bro just shut the fuck up

Sasuke: bro don't talk to my daughter like that

Itachi: sasuke just shut up

Sasuke: what are you going to do Kill me? Oh wait..

Sasuke: you can't! your dead!

Itachi: hmm.. but who let you win that fight?..

Itachi: oh wait..

Itachi: I did bitch!!

Itachi: And what did I pass on to you?

Itachi: Eternal eyes

Itachi: Black fire

Itachi: what else? It's like you depended on me you lil bitch

Sasuke: bro get them lines off your face and sleep for one second of all, I'm way more stronger then you now! Even Sakura can beat yo weak ass

Itachi: 🤣

Madara: oooh boy

Obito: sasuke why you do this to ur self?😩

Shisui: welp...

Sasuke: what?

Itachi: first off

Itachi: ur ass mad weak

Itachi: like matter of fact you needed all the tailed beast to get "Indras bow" HOW THE FUCK NARUTO COUNTER THAT WITH A TAILED BEAST BOMB👀

itachi: Weak ass depending on everything havin ass

Sasuke: ...

Sasuke: I know yo bitch ass isn't talking

Sasuke: with yo raggedy hair having ass with your

Sasuke: fucking what is that?

Sasuke: did you come out the womp like that?

Sasuke: yo ass was a simp for me

Sasuke: use to fucking make me eggs with yo sharingan having ass

Sasuke: like why don't you bow down stupid bitch go get some sleep!

Madara: lmfao

Sakura: Go teach him sasuke🤩

Sarada: nice papa

Obito: well shit

Obito: two brother arguing what can go wrong ?🧐

Shisui: I mean I wanted to confront you bout this

Shisui: when I was sleeping on the fourth heaven bed

Shisui: someone stole my weed

Shisui: was it you?

Obito: No...

Shisui: don't fucking lie you stupid bitch

Obito: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT ME!!

Madara: 🤭

Obito: matter fact

Obito: it was me

Obito: because yo bitch ass didn't pay me back! To bad u fucking dick rider to itachi

Shisui: ✨you started a war over a girl✨

Shisui: ✨shut yo dumb ass up your rival is stronger then you ✨

Obito: bruh

Obito: pull these hands rn

Obito: meet me at 1347 gate

Shisui: bet

-Obito and shisui left the chat-

Madara: welp

Madara: gotta go hook up with the ladies

Madara: and give them this susano

-madara leaves the chat-

Sasuke: well gotta go kiss naruto now

-sasuke leaves the chat-

Sakura: WHAAA SASUKE!!!

-Sakura leaves the chat room-

Sarada: well time to hook up with boruto

-sarada leaves the chat-

Itachi: 👁👄👁

Itachi: well it's my time to shine with Izumi

-everyone is now offline-