Ridin' or Drivin'?

You wanna go for a ride? Okay, lets go for a ride. Well, actually, you'll go for a ride, I'll go for a drive. The one who drives the car goes for a drive. The other person goes for a ride. Most folks aren't aware of that. Tell 'em when they're gettin' into your car. Say, "You assholes are goin' for a ride, I'm going for a drive. 'Cause I'm the one who's makin' the payments on this shit-box."

Gettin' in the Car

Now, for purposes of description