A/n: In this chapter she will be 17 years old, however in the next chapter it will be her 18th birthday which she'll start having some feelings for Y/n.

Scene begins in the past. A shot of the exterior of the Goetia's Mansion at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where Stolas and Stella are asleep. Octavia's frightened voice can be heard from offscreen.

Octavia: [offscreen] Mummy! Daddyyyy!

Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket.

Stolas: [sleepily] Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella.

Stella: [sleepily] You get up.

A/N: I'm just gonna say this about Stella, she's a pretty divisive character. Yes, as of what we are shown, her character is a bitch. However, I hope that isn't all she is and that Vizipop will make her likable in future episodes. Keep in mind, if your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you and they liked it better than you, how would you respond/feel?

Stolas sighs and gets out of bed, and enters Octavia's room, where she is hiding beneath her blankets.

She climbs down and runs into her father's arms. Stolas hoists her up to comfort her. She told him about a awful dream of being alone in the palace. Stolas calms her down as he walks Octavia back to bed.

Stolas: When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember...

Stolas: No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little star fire.

He begins to sing;

His lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his daughter settles to sleep, happy. Cut to several years later, where a 17 year old Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, no longer a happy family.

Stella: [offscreen] I can't believe you slept with an Imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!!

Stolas: [offscreen] It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Stella: [offscreen] A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN!!!

Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas. She grabs an Imp servant by the horns and tosses him at her husband.

Stella: You want to fuck this one, TOO?!

Stolas: No! Of course not!

Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!! Like I would ever stoop to your FUCKING LEVEL!

A/n: [Foreshadowing???}

Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.

Stolas greets her and asked if she slept well, but Octavia retorts by answer with a question. He opens the refrigerator to retrieve a big chunk of zebra meat.

Stolas: Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?

Octavia: This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". It's by Fuck You Dad.

Stolas takes a second and realizes that the name of the band is a hurtful remark.

Octavia: It's a band.

Stolas: [bemusedly] Ohhhh. How charming...

Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it.

Octavia: So, you two done screaming for the day? [sips her coffee]

Stolas: Umm...

Stella lets out another scream of anger and an object is heard shattering in the distance.

An: I don't think so.

Stolas: [Thinks of an idea] You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Stolas: You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.

Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.

A/n: Poor guy

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!

Octavia: I'm still 17 dad.

Stolas: (Turns and points to Octavia) Tell that to all those self proclaimed artist who make money from drawing cartoon characters having sex with each other. [Turns back and tacks dialing] Now, I'm calling the only man who can F##K ME!!!

Octavia: [Disgusted] What....?

Stolas: [backpedaling] Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know.

A/n: Nice save bro.

Octavia groans and pulls her hat down over her eyes.

Cut to IMP's office, Blitzo is playing with crude figures of Moxxie and Millie made out of office supplies.

Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hell Phone.

Y/n: *Who was trying to give Blitz new targets from customer and walked in at the wrong time*

Blitzo's phone began to ring as you left the room to forget what you just witness by remembering sex moments with Loona and Madelyn. He picked it up while drinking his coffee.

Blitzo: [Angrily] WHAT?!

Stolas: [Lustfully] Why, hello, my Big-Dicked Blitzy.

Blitzo and Octavia spit their coffee out in sheer shock and disgust.

Stolas: Language, everyone! [curling the wire of the phone]

The two have a very perverted and weird chat involving; a chemical peel, feathered ass, and Octavia washing something. Stolas then invites him to also take his imp employees and hellhound to Loo-Loo Land.

Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Also, we have a new guy and you're not gonna believe who he is. Anyway, don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas then promises to pay him money to which Blitz agrees.

Blitzo: Done!

Blitzo hangs up and accidentally breaks his phone. He hesitates and looks at a crude figure of you on his desk before deciding against doing something he'll regret. He then picks up a megaphone

Blitzo: Y/n, M&M, get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!

Y/n: (off-screen) What's that?!

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie: Loo Loo Land?!

Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!

Loona: [offscreen] SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Y/n: (offscreen) I assume that's a place in the Greed ring. I'll get you a souvenir, okay love. [Loona blushes by your comment and kisses you goodbye]

Cut to the front of the Goetia family mansion. Octavia enters and is shocked to see who she's sitting next to.

Octavia: MR. BRIGHTSIDE!!

Y/n: (forgot to put on the mask) Um... Yeah.

Octavia: I'm a huge fan of your music, especially "Welcome to the Black Parade"! [She stops herself and composes] It's an honor meeting you. If it isn't too much trouble, may I have your autograph? [Takes out a photo of you in your old Mr. Brightside persona]

Y/n: [Embarrassed for being the first fan who wasn't acting crazy] Sure anything for a fan who enjoys my music.

He signs and gives it back to her with a wink, causing her to feintly blush. After witnessing this, Stolas turns back to talk to Blitzo.

Stolas: Blitzy. How, in all of Hell, did you, get HIM to join your group? Do you any idea who that man is, or how far High-ranked demons of hell would go just to have him join their company?

Blitzo: First off, I don't care. Second, it just happened by "accident" [Blitzo looking away as he doesn't want to remember that day]. Third and here's the kicker, he's dating my daughter. [whispers to Stolas] -I'm still trying to handle this like a proper father. While I do owe him one, that doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants with my little girl.-

Cut to Loo-Loo Land. IMP's van pulls into the weirdly empty parking lot. You are not wearing your regular clothes, but instead in a italian black suit, you still have your scarf and mask. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.

They then walk into the park and proceed to chat about some stuff. Octavia is disgusted by her father's perversion to which Moxxie thought she was sick, and asked if she needed some medicine.

Octavia: (retorts) That was figurative, old man.

Scene continues till Moxxie gets frightened by the park's mascot, appearing out of nowhere behind Moxxie.

Loo Loo: Well, hey there!

Moxxie: [Jumps into your arms] AAAAAAH!!!

Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!

Stolas: [gasps] Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!

Octavia: I have a question.

Y/n: (quietly) Oh I sense anger.

Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!

Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu-Lu World!

Loo Loo: {shit} No!

Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

Stolas chuckles in slight embarrassment while you snicker to yourself, as he leads Octavia away. Loo Loo comments on Via but Blitzo responds about her father "diddle your holes", confusing Loo Loo. He asks what Blitzo meant but Moxxie doesn't want to talk to him, so he leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.

Y/n, Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.

Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.

Moxxie and Y/n looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby gift shop. The three approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per cup.

Y/n: This is why I rarely come to this ring. These prices are criminal. I mean really, what idiot would buy this crap.

Moxxie: I agree with you Y/n. Why would anyone want this?

Millie: Cause it's Loo Loo Land! [Excitingly appearing between them, hugging them both]

Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merchandise, including the novelty cup both demons saw on display, and a hat with attached can holders and straws.

Blitzo: *Slurp* Listen to your hoe, Mox. We may be doing some bullshit duty for some rich-ass owl, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun right?

Y/n: (Looks at Blitz in anger) Did you just waste all our money before you could pay us?"

Blitzo: (shifted his eyes) No?

Y/n had his "black mochi" fist ready to punch him before he stopped himself, took a calming breath, and took out his phone. He quickly dialed the contact he was looking for as it rang out loud.

Blitzo: (Feeling slightly nervous) What are you doing?

Loona: *Click* "Hello, I.M.P." [greeted from his phone]

Y/n: Hey Loona, it's me. Apparently Blitz wasted our money again. [ignoring Blitzo's attempt to grab your phone]

Loona {phone}: Yeah, I figured. Don't worry babe, I already set some aside for you. I'm also training the new secretary too [sounds of her flipping pages being heard]

Blitzo: (Yelling) What new secretary?! Loonie, what did he force you to do?!

Madelyn {phone}: Is that Y/n? Hi honey, hope you're well. Last night was amazing, and I was think--

Loona {phone}: (Interrupted)Yeah, yeah, that pedicure isn't going to do itself.

Blitzo: (surprised tone) Teacher Tits?!

Madelyn {phone}: Hi Blitzo, thanks again for the opportunity of hiring me. Loona told me you need some help with the finances and I was looking for a job.

Loona {phone}: Anyway, yeah, I managed to secure your paycheck at least. Thankfully you won't go broke when you treat me and Maddie tonight.

Blitzo: (angry) Who the fuck is Maddie?!

Madelyn {phone}: Uh...my name's Maddie. Madelyn Mayberry remember? I introduced myself-

Blitzo: No one cares Teacher Tits! You're-

Madelyn {phone}: (interrupted)Oh I also managed to reorganize some files, polish your horse figurine collections, and managed put them in a cute glass display.

Blitzo stammer his response before he could fire her.

Y/n: (smug) "You were saying?"

Blitzo: Loonie, you're in charge! And those horses better sparkle that I can see my face on their tiny asses! [Yelled Blitzo as he hung up Y/n's phone]

*Ahem*

Y/n cleared his throat out loud looking innocent making Blitzo glare at him in jealousy.

Blitzo: Fine! This one time you get away with it!

Y/n: (turns to Hell's most lovable couple) Why don't you two have a little date while me and Blitz take the first watch.

Millie OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh yeah? Wh- which one?

Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.

Moxxie: [Terrified] Oh, crumbs!

Scene cuts to Blitzo popping in and out of existence as he tries to look for threats, while you walk with Stolas and Octavia. Octavia chats with you about what you have been doing in Hell. Y/n just tells her some of his adventures before he joined I.M.P, and then they're interrupted by her father.

Stolas: [gasps] Oh, look Via! [Points at the circus tent] You used to cry tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: {panicked] Oh no...

Flashback depicts a young Octavia at Loo Loo Land being forced by a crowd of Imp children closer to a stage featuring the Robotic Fizzarolli/Robo Fizz, who lets out a robotic cackle. The robot then leans down closer to Octavia while his cackling becomes more robotic and distorted, causing her to burst into tears.

The camera then pans to show an annoyed Blitzo dressed as a clown and working a food cart

Blitzo & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted up by a cry of Imps with a bag on his head.

Y/n: [Sees Blitz gun down the Imps, and then carries him into Robo Fizz's tent with the you and Via following] Hey Via, if that junk jester even tries anything or gets too close, I'll fucking rip it apart.

Octavia: [The two enter and sit down] Thank you Y/n.

Robo Fizz appears and begins his thing;

Cut to Moxxie trying very hard to win a "thing" (a purple stuffed penguin-looking creature with imp horns, wearing pink overalls) for his wife from the obvious rigged game.

Moxxie: Another!

Cut back to the Fizzarolli show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The animatronics faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.

Another Imp assassin/kidnapper tries to attack Stolas, but is shot by Blitzo.

Stolas: Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy.

Y/n: (disgusted) Oh my god.

Octavia: [furious] Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: [concerned] Wait- E-... Octavia!

Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind and you chasing after them, leaving Blitzo behind who is arguing with the robot.

Returning back to Moxxie and Millie, he keeps losing until his wife takes a turn and wins (because the Carnie Imp did it to seduce her).

You run past, notice the blatant harassment, walk up to the guy and fire an Aureal (Golden Rectangle) tusk through his head. Before they could respond, Blitzo crashes through the booth.

Y/n looks behind to see Robo Fizz walking towards you, laughing on a loop while his skin melts off.

Blitzo: Y/n, M&M, go! I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.

The trio fun off, with Moxxie grabbing one of the "Things". As the two begin their fight.

Cut back to Stolas

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: [Offscreen] LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Stolas: Octavia! Why is she so upset?

Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter went. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

Stolas: [annoyed] Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. You, Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.

Stolas: [wipes Imp blood off of sleeve] Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

Y/n: I'm sorry... What?

Millie: He's, uhhh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool. [Hands his wife the "Thing"]

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Y/n: The "everything is now on fire" kind. (mumbling) You oblivious perverted bird.

Stolas: Y/n, lead me to her.

Y/n: (offended by him) Don't tell me how to do my job. *Uses his eyes to see heat signatures* She went this way.

You and Stolas walk further into the funhouse, and see Octavia in a ride crying. Stolas goes to talk to her, but you stop him.

Y/n: With all due respect, sir. I'm gonna talk to her first.

Stolas: Why? She needs her father to-

Y/n: [Turns to him with rage face] You have done nothing but cause her more pain since we got here! All did during our time here is to flirt with my boss, who is just using you! Did she even wanted to come here?! I'm gonna say NO! Because when you mentioned about the robot she seemed to have horrible memories. You are an idiot for not listening to your own DAUGHTER!

You stare at him for a few more seconds until you walk over to Octavia and sit down next to her.

Octavia: Why can't you ju-... Oh, hey Y/n.

Y/n: Hi. I'm just here to make sure you're okay?

Octavia: Thanks. *sniff* At least meeting you made this horrible day a bit decent.

Y/n: I'm sorry that your dad seemed to only care more of my boss than you. I mean, all he did was just shamelessly flirt with Blitz in front of you. That is honestly fucked up. How can one bird be that horny?

Octavia: *snorted* Yeah, it wasn't always like this. I can't seem to remember when it happened but, my parents weren't always at each other's throats. I just don't get why he doesn't how much he is ruining our family with that asshole Imp.

Y/n: Have you ever talked to him about how this affected you?

Octavia: He won't listen. [tears start to form]

Y/n: [Uses his scarf to wipe the tears away] I think he will. Let him try, because you never know if this is the last moment you'll have with him.

Octavia: Alright... Thank you.

You hugged her and walked back over to Stolas. He heard everything and knew what he needed to do. He bowed his head to you and apologized, then went to talk to his daughter.

You wait for them while hearing their conversation. When it was all said and done, you see them together smiling as they walk near you. When they did you nod to Stolas and as the trio exit the funhouse, you sensed an Imp jump down behind you and pull out a switchblade. Not in the mood for anymore bullshit, you slightly turned your head and knocked him out with Conqueror's Haki.

As you accompany the Goetias out of the park, you notice Millie firing at Robo Fizz, before he gets eaten by a dragon, ridden by Moxxie.

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird Taxidermy there.

Stolas: [reluctantly] Hmmmm, okayyy....

Octavia: [chuckles] Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.

A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the Imps hurling through the air, screaming. All three land in front of you, Stolas and Octavia, passed out.

Octavia: Hey Y/n, here it's my phone number. [Trying to act cool] I-I'm just giving it to you, so we can text and chat.

Y/n: [Grabs her hand and places a kiss] I would very much like that.

You bid the Goetias farewell as they went through a portal. You then hoist Moxxie and Millie over your shoulders and gently place them in the backseat of the van. Still pissed at Blitz, you just used your mochi to stick him on the roof of the van and drive off.

End of Chapter

Astro: Next one will be a short story; Octavia's 18th birthday (There will be no sex [for now])