Me: Where the hell am I

Todoroki: In the ships reaction book.

Me: *sees title* What the hell is THAT?

Todoroki: It is something that exists

Me: You want me to react to it?

Todoroki: Yes

Me: 0/10, it's gross.

Todoroki: Wait, you're telling me that's all?

Me: Well, Yeah, there's nothing to react too, except to tell you that it's gross. Now, *gets out of chair* It's your turn again.

Todoroki: How did you do that? I tied you to the chair!

Me: I told you. My book. My rules.