"Pssstttt"

I Ignored and resumed talking to chashmish.

"Psssttttt"

Ignore.

"Psssttttt"

"Baby 1 minute.!" I whispered and turned around.

"KYA HAI?" i shouted at him and the policeman glared at me.

"Sunna...mamu! Teri item ki koi bhen hai kya?" He asked.

"Nahi bhai hai? Baat karvau?" I said and he pouted.

"Abhe hatele! Ladkiyon main interest hai ladko main nahi?!" He whispered- yelled.

"Ooh" was my response.

"par woh dusri wali hai woh bhi mast hai. Uske sath setting kara dena." He made a puppy face.

I looked behind to see he was talking about mukti.

"Abhe! *smack* bhen hai woh meri!"

"Meri toh nahi hai na!. Waise saale sahab yeh arrangement acha hai."

"What?! Saala what?"

"Saala bole toh brother..hah! Brother in law! Abhi hatele jaise baat mat kar." He said and kept gaping at mukti.

Lag gaye.

"Mujhe yeh rishta manjur nahi! Uski already shadi hone wali hai."

"Hone wali hai hui toh nahi haina?!"he gave a cheeky smile.

"Nahi."

"Par-" i stopped because he showed me a knife.

"Par war zyada nah kar. Saale sahab ko marne ke baad bhi shadi ho sakti hai mamu.."

The tension in the air increased.

Ek musibat jati nahi ki dusri aa jati. Chain se bhi kabhi rehene diya karo bhagwan!

I gulped and looked at the knife then at circuit then again knife.

"Areee saale sahab zyada tension nahi lene ka. Apun haina?! Why worry. Apun jabhi outgoing hogana yaha se..tabhi apke bhen ki life main incoming hoga..tension not!" He said and started laughing.

"Okay ji." I forced a smile and went back to nandini and mukti.

"Mujhe bhi andar jana hai!" I heard cabir shout at the officer.

"Party chal rahi hai?! Hah?! Kyun mera sunday barbad karne pe tule hue ho? Behet aur kal monday subah ko pehele inki bail karwana!"

"Nahi andar sab maze kar rahe hai! Mujhe bhi jana hai...dhoke baaz dost! Koi nahi hai mera iss duniya main koi nahi..." he hugged the officer and cried

Cabir? Are you serious?

"Aap hi batao, aisa koi karta hai kya?" He started sipping his tea.

"Nahi nahi bohot bura hua.." the stupid officer replied.

" ammi jaan keheti thi.." he wiped his tears and moved towards me.

"Is dost ka haat nahi chodna..kabhi nahi chodna...dost kya bhai hai mera...aur ab jab isne hi hath chod diya toh main ammi ko kya bolu!?" He cried more.

Kuch toh gadbad hai.

Tring tring.

His phone rang.

He cried more.

"Ammi jaan ka phone! Kya bolu main unhe???kya bolu main unhe???? Aap hi baat kijiye..lijiye..." he scared the police officer.

"Nahi...hum sasura kahe baat kare? "

"Apne hi toh usse andar dala hai...aaj uska happy wala birthday bhi hai aur woh jail main beheta hai. Agar media ko pata chala na...toh apki reputation ka kya hoga? Socho?"

"Media? Reputation? K-kon hai yeh maniya?" He asked shivering.

"Areee don hai!" Cabir whispered but i heard it.

The officer looked shocked.

He gulped and looked at me and i forced a smile.

"Kya hum yaha mere bhai ka bday mana sakte hai? Koi bahar nahi jayega,promise. Sab idar hi hai." He somehow managed to convince to celebrate my birthday.

Wow.

"Yahooo....let the party begin!"

"Saat samundar par main tere peeche peeche agayi...
Oh main tere peeche peeche agayiii...
Zulmi meri jaan...." The music began and everyone started dancing.

Birthday in police station.

Yayy me!

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#phir milte hai😗