(Welcome to the SadBois groupchat! You've been added against your will! Can't turn back now, drop by or say bye, asshole!)

Drowningfish:

Aight

I added all of y'all hoes

Wait—

I forgot Jeff shit

Brb

Lung cancer:

Wtf lmao

BEN why did you force us into a groupchat without any of our consent??

Jeffery Dahmer:

Lol what?

BEN

I've already been added—

Cutsmilebitch:

UhhH

I am mentally and visibly confused

🤔🤔🤔

Jeffery Dahmer:

UH

BitCh

Who is yOu?

Drowningfish:

Lol

Wait shit what?

Who tf

OH

SHIT I ADDED THE WRING PERSON WTF

Ticking bby ;):

Lol

U done fucked up

Lung cancer:

Idiot

Calls himself an electrician

Smh 🤦‍♂️

Mustardman:

Did BEN mess something up?

I expect this.

Drowningfish:

NOo

It was an acCIDENT

AND I AM AN ELECTRICIAN

BITCH

Cutsmilebitch:

DUDE

UR LITERALLY THR WORST ELECTRICIAN
EvERc

Jeffery Dahmer:

You cut ur face too?

👀

Cause if not I can for u

Lung cancer:

Just remove him off

BEN

You can remove him right?

Drowningfish:

NO

I MADE IT SO U CANT ADD PPL OFF

Cause y'all succ and always leave the group chats I make

Technically it's all your guys fault 😎

Mustardman:

How is that?

Drowingfish:

Cause yoU ALL SUCK

😤😤

Cutsmilebitch:

LmAO

Gr8

I don't rlly wAnna talk to a bunch of pedos

Not rlly my thing.

Not offense 😬😬

Eye 👁👄👁:

BEN

You added a human?

Smh.

Stichbitch:

Lmao

Can we kill it?

👀

Drowningfish:

NO

I can't track her down 😔✋

Frik u, human

Jeffery Dahmer:

Wait

Masky thought the human was a guY

LmfaoO

Lung cancer:

Really?

Ur a chick?

You actually act mature

Cutsmilebitch:

Don't assume genders

Bitch

Also no I'm not mature

LmaO

Who tf names their kid Masky?

Stitchbitch:

Good job Jeff

U stink

You said his name 🤭

Fr you suck

Jeffery Dahmer:

Who cares?

We finna kill her

Right? 👀

Drowningfish:

UHhw

She would've already been a dead b

But

I can't trACK hER

Mustardman:

Oh

Shit.

If TO figures this out.

We all dead.

Smilecutbitch:

WAIT WHAt

Track me?

Lol

Y'all are murders who live in a mansion in the woods and kill for some type of mafia boss

Aren't you?

(Jeffery Dahmer, Drowingfish, Lungcancer,
Ticking bby ;), Mustardman, and Stitchbitch left the chat! Looks like your all alone, loser!)

Y/n stared at her phone in utter confusion, were they actual murderers? Nawwww... wait.

Why do their names sound familiar?

Masky?

Wait.

Shit.

Creepypasta's aren't real, are they?

No. This must be a sick prank. Oh well.

Actually it's kinda a funny prank.

Y/n went to bed in peace, her phone getting a few new notifications every once and awhile, but she ignored it. She didn't need to talk to a bunch of angsty teens. Which, if she was being honest, she was also an angsty teen, but that wasn't the point. Irrelevant.

"Well, if they are real murderers, and they find me and kill me, at least I don't die a fangirl." She yawned.

Drowingfish: BEN

Jeffery Dahmer: Jeff

Lungcancer: Masky

Mustardman: Hoodie

Ticking bby ;): Toby

Stitchbitch: Liu

Eye 👁👄👁: Eyeless Jack

Cutsmilebitch: You

This is my first fanfic don't hate on me please I'm sensitive 😔✋ (also the BEN being an electrician is a joke— don't take seriously—)

Also I have yet to add more Creepypasta characters, pls give me ideas on which ones I should add. I can add more than one so give copious ideas please. :) (HEAVILY INSPIRED IN SOME PLACES OF THE BOOK!)

Enjoy this beautiful adventure, fellow crackhead! (Don't do crack, kids.)

-yourlocalcrackhead <3