Third person POV

Everyone has a soulmate. You may go your entire life without finding yours, but when you do, you know.

Lila Rossi hopes that she will never find her soulmate. If she does, she has to stop lying about famous people being hers and actually settle down. And hon, she don't want that.

One day, her mom was actually home, can need Lila's help with some chores. Lila didn't want to, but her mom eventually wore her down. She vacuumed, swept and did a bunch of other things that she wouldn't have to do if she was actually in the kingdom of Achu.

Finally, the dreaded chore: Taking Out The COMPOST!!!!!! She plugged her nose and lugged the bucket outside.

The lid lifted and the stench hit her. So did the fruit flies. She stumbled, swiping at the air, and fell in a heap on the compost.

She opened her eyes. The compost was glowing. So was she! No... it couldn't be... Was this... her SOULMATE? No... no... NOOOOOO!

Compost POV

My senses awaken. I feel... whole. That's when I knew. I had finally found an equal. Someone who was my other half. Yes! Lila. The name felt beautiful in my mind. The Queen of compost. Yes, she would be perfect to rule, side by side with me, over the many kingdoms of the world.

Almost everyone had a compost bucket in their yard! She would be happy with me! I would make her immortal, so we could be together until the fall of the earth!

I reached out to her with my rotting veggie arms and embraced her. She let out a screech of joy. She sank under the earth and we became one with each other.

And literally everyone but Lila lived happily ever after!

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Bug Out!

-Laila