I just thought of this one and laughed out loud. This one is gonna be good!

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Soren's POV

There it was. There it wasn't. I had been tracking this one for months. It's teleportation pattern was different from all of its kin. I knew this was the one I needed.

Enderman's POV

Why is this guy stalking me? I've teleported from here to the Far Lands, and this creep won't stop.

Soren's POV

I had finally cornered it. I traveled all the way to the Far Lands and found it walking around. "You're mine!" I smiled.

Suddenly, a pool of water appeared, and the enderman teleported away. I looked up to see Ivor with an empty bucket in his hand. "No!" I cried. "Why did you do that?"

Ivor blinked, "I don't want endermen near my territory!"

My eyes started to burn, "You don't understand! You incompetent fool!"

Enderman's POV

Thank god I was able to escape. I watched the guy argue with another guy, Weirdo.

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Best. One shot. Ever. Period.