-Chapter 9: Sans, the Greatest Fish-Pun Master of All Time-

Heya. Let's do this.


-Disclaimer:- I don't own that video up there (^^^), I don't own UNDERTALE'S CHARActers, but I do own this story!


(P.S. SEE THAT AMAZING "SNOWY" UNDERTALE OST COVER/REMIX UP THERE?YOU.MUST.LISTEN.TO.IT!)


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Previously:


You're a murderer.


Your dream turns into a nightmare as dust begins to fall from the sky. Dust is covering you, almost drowning you...? There is so much dust that you could sink in it and die a miserable death...


...


You deserve it.


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Your Level of ViolencE is 6.


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Let's hope it stays that way.


Now:


You yawn as you open your eyes slowly. You've finally awoken from the nightmare that had been plaguing your mind.


You look around to see if you are in a different area. Nope. You are still laying down on the green couch in the Skelebro's house. You lean forward and cover your eyes quickly. You seem to have forgotten how bright it can be outside during the day. Wait, what time is it? As your eyes adjust to the light of day(?), you turn your head towards a window that is right next to you and slightly above the couch. Light seeps through the window, almost as if it is seeping through the leaves of trees--making a miraculous sight. You can see the dust particles in the rays of light. Not to mention, outside of the window is just as beautiful. It's lightly snowing outside, reminding you of your childhood.


Ah, the days when it would snow on the surface... You'd sit in front of a window, a cup of hot-chocolate in your hand and a soft blanket around you... You've always loved snow--something about it is so pure.


'Unlike me.'


You think melancholically.


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That sure ruined the silent yet happy moment of nostalgia, didn't it?


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Oh well, that doesn't matter. Right now, you need to figure out where---


"THE HUMAN IS AWAKE!!!"


You hear Papyrus scream from behind you. You turn away from the window to see Papyrus leaning over the rails upstairs, pointing excitedly at you. Papyrus is wearing pajamas with peculiar bone patterns. How ironic. At Papyrus' side, you see Sans. Sans' got his casual outfit on with that sheepish grin of his. You blink a few times, trying to remember what you were just thinking about... Papyrus runs down the stairs and zooms into the kitchen to make spaghetti (of course). Sans waves at you, his grin getting bigger.


"Hey Y/N."


He says, and Sans teleports to you. He brings up a chair out of nowhere and sits next to you. Just as you were about to respond, you remember what you were thinking about...


"Uh, hey Sans.. Where is Chara?"


You ask. You can see beads of sweat form on Sans' skull.


"Well.. I asked Alphys, and she said Chara came to Snowdin--and then disappeared. Heh, maybe he got snowed-in!"


Sans laughs a little as you roll your eyes at him.


"Hey, no one died, though. Everything is alright... Except for, well, you know.. Tori and all the monsters who are dead in The Ruins."


You shift uncomfortably on the couch, and Sans tries to change the subject.


"Hey, at least you are free from that demon now!"


Sans' smile broadens, and you wish you could smile with him.


'Knowing Chara, there's no way he's already "gone"...'


You move your legs over the couch and onto the ground. You shake your head, trying to stop thinking about Chara. Standing up with Determination, you have decided to not worry about Chara. Hey, if Sans isn't that worried, why should you? You look over at Sans, and he is already standing(...where did that chair go?).


"Well, uh.. I feel "refreshed"? Let's go outside!"


You say, breaking the silence. Sans nods, and you both go outside. You are welcomed into Snowdin by a freezing gust of wind. Instead of shivering, you stand still for the cold feels oddly..nice. Sans gives you a strange look, but you don't notice. You take a deep breath, taking in the wonderful cold air. Since when did feeling cold feel so good?


"Since when did Humans like being in the cold?"


Sans asks, generally confused.


"I'm not sure!"


You say, and laugh loudly. Sans shrugs as you jump around in the snow.


Why are you so joyful? Why does everything finally feel nice? Could it be the fact that Chara is (supposedly) gone? That there are no more worries? No more death?


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You lay down in the snow in front of the Skelebro's house and begin to make snow-angels. Sans sits on a rock a few feet away, watching you protectively. You're laughing, smiling, and having a good time with no worries. This is how it should be, forever. A deep blue blush forms on the skeleton's cheekbones as he watches you intently.


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It's been 30 minutes ever since you've been outside, and you're still having a blast. Except, right now you're resting. All that snow-angel building can really wear someone out! You lay still, allowing the fresh snow from the sky to cover you. It's like Mother Nature is covering you with a sweet little blanket (of ice).


Your relaxing is interrupted when Papyrus suddenly bursts out of his house.


"SANS, HELP!!!"


He screeches. You sit up and look over at the Skelebro's house to see a very, very distressed Papyrus standing in the doorway. He's panting, his eyes are wide, and he's sweating. As if he's seen something..scary.


"Papyrus?!"


Sans exclaims, and he swiftly teleports to his brother's side.


"W-What is it?! Did you see someone creepy?!"


Sans asks nervously.


"NO, I DID NOT! BUT THERE IS A HUGE PROBLEM!! THERE IS NO SPAGHETTI!!!"


You and Sans have a blank look.


"What."


You say. You were expecting to hear about a tragedy--or about finding some sort of demonic portal that leads to a never-ending abyss. Papyrus starts crying dramatically as he squeezes Sans tightly.


"I-I LOOKED EVERYWHERE. THE KITCHEN, MY ROOM, THE CLOSET... EVERYWHERE!! A-ALL OF MY SPAGHETTI IS GONE.. THE RECIPES, THE LEFTOVERS.. ALL O-OF IT!! SANSSSSS, WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!"


That's strange... How did all of Papyrus' spaghetti disappear?


You give Sans a look of confusion, and he merely shrugs.


"Sorry, Pap. I dunno what to tell ya. Maybe that bone-eating pup was feeling rather bonely and wanted your attention by hiding all of your spaghetti and spaghetti-related stuff?"


Papyrus sniffles as he finally lets go of Sans, dropping him into the Snow. Sans lands on the ground safely.


"AT LEAST THAT DOG LOVES MY SPAGHETTI! ..BUT I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MY RECIPES... UNDYNE WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T HAVE THOSE RECIPES TO BRING TO MY LESSONS!!"


Sans chuckles, and you know he is going to say a pun.


"Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening..!"


Papyrus groans as you and Sans completely lose it. (A/N: That, my Reader(s), is a true fish pun.)


You smirk as you come up with a counter to Sans' pun.


"Not bad Sans, but you cod do batter...."


You say, trying to hold back another laugh. However you succumb to the power of puns, and you laugh. Sans laughs with you, happy tears forming in his eye-sockets.


"UGH. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. I'M GOING TO ADDRESS UNDYNE ABOUT THIS SPAGHETTI PROBLEM---AND ABOUT THE HUMAN (I MUST CAPTURE YOU, HUMAN!)."


Papyrus continues to groan as he walks away. At the last second you realize that Papyrus was going to tell Undyne about you. It was already too late to stop Papyrus, though. You shrug it off as Sans thinks of another pun.


"We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns!"


You wonder how Sans could possibly know about all these different kinds of fish, but that thought is quickly lost in a fit of laughter.


And so, you continue to make fish puns with Sans as the day goes on.


Carelessly, endlessly, multitudinously, inattentively, and continuously.


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How amusing.


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A figure sits in front of a ginormous T.V. screen. On the screen, you are in the Skelebro's house watching Mettaton's show with Sans and Papyrus.




The figure seems to watch the screen attentively.




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A/N:


How ironic that I said I'd be updating weekly on Fridays... Then I suddenly get sick!! e_e


Me: Time to write the next chapter of this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) spicy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) book!


Life: Uh, nope. *sickness slap*


Me: *LE GASPPPP* ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) *Ded*


ANYWAYS....


So yeah, I'm better now! (As you can see...) (^-^) Time to check out the STATS on this book...


Me: *Opening Wattpad* ୧། ✪ o ✪ །୨


Me: *Opens STATS on this book*


( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)


Me: *Dies*


THANK YOUUU for 590+ views! O_O That's (slightly) more than half of 1k! WOW. I really didn't think this book would get noticed, since a Chara X Reader X Sans fic doesn't really, uh, appeal to most people? WELP! I guess I was wrong! WHEW. And THANK YOUUU for 25+ votes! I FEEL DETERMINED!


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