Be dave ====>

John was hugging the merman that you figured was Karkat. John clings to him then shot a glare at you " WHERE WERE YOU?! You were gone for 3 days!" John yelled at you. "WAIT... YOU KNOW THIS FUCKER?" Karkat yelled, looking at you. "....ya....hes my....um... my Pater filiorum meorum et amator"

( father of my children and lover )
. John looks embarrassed as Karkat's face went from grey to red in anger. "HHEEESS WHAT?!?" Karkat yelled, even louder. " wait john what did you say?" you asked, confused. Karkat didn't let him tell you. " WELL I FOUND THIS FUCK WANDERING AROUND." Karkat yelled. "actually it was me who found you. You were about to he eaten by a shark. If i didn't step in; you'd be dead". You corrected him. Karkat flicks you off, cursing at you under his breath. ".....YOU TOOK ON A DAMN SHARK? " John yelled at you then he saw your arm and growled. " AND got hurt ...and you to Karkat" John huffed " Karkat... you can lick your cut closed. Dave, you come here and... cover up please..." John said. You look down and see that you're naked . You grab some shorts and put them on as John pulls you over, taking off the seaweed. You glance down to see how bad it was and damn. As soon as the seaweed was taken off you arms gushed blood from the deep teeth marks. "dave this is gonna sting....okay.... One of my clan's special ability is healing spit. ...." john said as he started to lick inside of each bite mark. " man cant you just drool on them?". You said looking away. " you can but it will be a temporary heal you only close the top layer. this way, I can get all of them." John said, continuing to lick the marks. " why were you down there...?" john said with his tongue out if his mouth now washing off your blood as you glance down to see your arm looks good as new. "So why didn't that guy lick it under the water so the shark would leave him alone."? You asked. John glanced at you " our spit doesn't work underwater and once a shark gets your blood in his nose its better to swim fast and in small places and hope the gladiators help you." He smiled before crawling back to Karkat. "who are the gladiators?" You asked. Karkat, who clearly hated you even more now, answered you. "THEY ARE THE ELITE MERMAN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT THE FUCKING NONELITE." Karkat yelled but looked hurt. John just gave him a sad look and hugs him. "GET THE FUCK OFF JOHN " karkat yelled. "rude" john hissed. " YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME TO LOOK ALONE. YOU ARE THE RUDE ONE" Karkat yelled out. Something in John snapped "I WAS GOING TO BE THROWN IN JAIL WITH JAKE BECAUSE THE FUCKING KING WAS UPSET AND THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA OVERTHROW HIM! HE SENT YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND OUT TO DIE AND HE PUT ME IN JAIL FOR 3 MONTHS TILL JAKE GOT ME OUT. ALL JUST SO HE COULD PROTECT HIS THRONE. YOU DIDN'T EVEN COME SAY HELLO WHEN I WAS THERE. NOTHING. YOU JUST TOTALLY LEFT ME THERE" John yelled, his hormones still acting up. John realizes right after saying that was not the best thing to do what Karkat's face went from angry to sad to a mix of both. "YOU KNOW WHAT JOHN? FUCK YOU. I WISH YOU'D DIED" Karkat yelled before swimming off back into the water. "good job john..." You sighed. Before you could speak again, John followed in after. "JOHN COME BACK HERE! YOU'RE NOT READY TO MOVE... ITS DANGEROUS! " you tried to get him to come back but he didn't. You cuss, going back over to your little camp where your son was sleeping, wrapped up in a shirt by a fire. You sit next to him and pick him up. He scruntched his little baby nose up and moved around some before calming down in his sleep. He looked so peaceful and calm, like there wasn't a worry in the world as he slept in your arms. It made you smile " i made this thing" you said softly "well of course i did... he's gonna be a ladies man when he grows up."

Jake and dirk come back soon and you got to say jake has gotten good at walking. "hey dave wheres john...AND WHERE were you for the past 3 days" Jake asked with a sigh. "Long story but he went after his friend karkat that washed up on the beach with me and well... he has been gone a few hours" you said playing with your baby's little hand. "WHAT" jake yells startling the baby awake. "Aww you made chubby cry" you said as you hold your son close and he starts to cry and cling to you. " his name is not chubby. You'd know that if you were here. john named him kai " jake said trying to be calm. Dirk just rubbed his arm "calm babe" dirk said softly. "CALM CALM YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW"! Jake said worried