Third Person

Y/N was swinging around doing his normal thing patrolling New York. Then, he found spidey-oc robbing a bank.

Y/N: Yes! Finally something happening! I was getting bored!

Then, Y/N shot a web from his glove colliding with Spidey-oc and sending him flying.

Y/N: M/N!

The gloves then turned into a mech of some sort and Y/N jumped into it.

Y/N: Come on spidey-oc, how many times have we done this dance?

Spidey-oc: 10 times I would presume.

Y/N: Cool! Let's make it lucky number 11 then!

Spidey-oc: Very well, but what about the people? I planted a bomb inside a-

Y/N: Done!

Spider-oc: What?! But how?!

Y/N: You villains take to long to monologue, so I used the senses on the suit to find the bomb and- *punch* hey! No fair!

Spidey-oc: Just like you said, you take too long monologuing.

Y/N: Don't we all?

A fight then ensued between the mech and Spidey-oc, with the mech occasionally switching between gloves and the mech. Until, Y/N landed on the side of a building, where some sort of weird portal appeared and sucked him in, causing one of the limbs to hit the side of the building.

Y/N: Jfnhdnsbbahisndnjdhn (Just imagine the scene where spider-Gwen is sucked through the portal, where her voice starts to glitch).

When Y/N landed in New York, it wasn't his New York, more like a freaky dimension, like who comes up with coca-soda?! As Y/N got his composure, he looked around until he found a familiar house.

Y/N thoughts: Is this Aunt May's house? *glitch* ow! What the heck is happening to me?!

As Y/N was approaching the house, he kept glitching until he finally rung the doorbell, and promptly fainted.

Two hours later———————————————————————————

Y/N thoughts: Urgh, what just happened?

Spider-Noir: Oh good you finally woke up

Y/N: Ah!

Peni Parker: Hello!

Y/N: AH!

Spider-Ham: Oh hello there!

Y/N: AH!

Aunt May: Why hello there sweetheart!

Y/N: Oh, hello there.

Spider-Noir: What are you doing here?! What are your motives?! Explaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnn!

Spider-Ham: What he's trying to say is we found you on the doorsteps of May's house, so where are you from?

Y/N: From another dimension I would say.

Spider-Noir: How do you know?! Explaaaaaaaaainnnnnn!

Spider-Ham: What he was saying is: how do you know that you're in another dimension?

Y/N: Well, the aunt May in my dimension is dead, so it's not that hard to say that I'm in another dimension, also being that I'm in front of two other people that also have spider sense.

Spider-Noir: Then how do you know that this is May's house?!

Y/N: I was getting to that, when I was around 9 years old, I used to visit Aunt May's house, which is coincidentally the same as this house.

Spider-Ham: Well, since you answered our questions, let us introduce ourselves! My name is Peter Porker or you can call me Spider-Ham!

Spider-Noir: My name is Spider-Noir nice to be your acquaintance.

Y/N: Wow, didn't expect that coming...

Peni: My name is Peni Parker! Nice to meet you!

Y/N: Nice to meet you Coin!

Peni: wat

Y/N: *points to Spider-Ham* Bacon, *points to Spider-Noir* 1937, *points to Peni* Coin.

Spider-Ham: Okay, so you gave us weird nicknames while Peni gets Coin?!

Y/N: Well, yeah you're a pig (hey!), Noir looks all black and white, Peni is a bit hard to pin down so she gets Coin since her name sounds like a penny, yannow, like a coin.

Spider-Ham: Have you watched anime?!

Y/N: What's an anime? (References!)

Spider-Ham: You haven't seen anime?!

Y/N: Yes, that's what I'm saying! Now what is anime?!

Peni: Alright alright, you don't have to know where I come from.

Y/N: Okay, what happens next?

Noir: Well, What happens next is-

BOOM

Noir: That

Y/N: ...whoever came here is probably going to meet up with us huh?

Aunt May: That's why we are going to wait.

Y/N: -_- amazing.