CHAPTER 111-115

As Ji Xuan played it safe, she had expanded her business and brought Xi Shu into the fold.

Su Jiaojiao didn't know how the two of them started working together, but she felt relieved now they had. Xi Shu has the female lead's halo [1], so nothing should happen.

Cooking really was the ideal business for them. Xi Shu and Su Jiaojiao both have good cooking skills, and they were like fishes in water with the help of Song Qinghan.

Su Jiaojiao didn't know how Song Qinghan was like in the book [2], but here, Song Qinghan is much better than Su Jiaojiao at business.

Su Jiaojiao wasn't willing to let him do many things because they were too dangerous.

However, the two often travelled between the city and the village, and they could always get some goods. No one even batted an eye. As Song Qinghan didn't have to work anymore, he accompanied Su Jiaojiao on the train southward, reselling things to both sides. He was responsible for picking up the goods, Ji Xuan was in charge of sales, and Su Jiaojiao kept the money.

Su Jiaojiao, who always felt that she hadn't done anything, mentally knelt towards the capable Song Qinghan.

As life became more stable, Su Jiaojiao began to think about losing weight.

Because she has gained a lot of it!

Due to the matchmaker system, she could get a small treat every day, and occasionally she buys snacks for herself!

It is impossible for her to not gain weight after eating these high-calorie foods. After all, the things from the matchmaker system are not illusions and are all real.

And as Su Jiaojiao thought about it, the matchmaker system came out with a task: [Ding! Task 25: Exercise is good for weight loss. Please let your husband say to you, "I love you, my wife", five times every day for half a month. Reward: you can get magical weight loss capsules!]

Su Jiaojiao looked at this task in surprise, about to be happy, but suddenly realized one thing. "Didn't you tell me that you were going to leave last time? It's been half a year, why haven't you left yet?"

As soon as she said this, her mind was quiet. Even the translucent display screen disappeared like it had never appeared before.

Su Jiaojiao sneered, "You dare lie to me?"

The matchmaker's system said weakly: [I really have to separate from you, but...not that kind of separation. I have enough energy to manifest a physical body...]

Su Jiaojiao was taken aback.

The matchmaker system felt danger and quickly added: [Host, I really thought I was leaving you, but who knows it was just evolution...I didn't deliberately deceive you...]

Su Jiaojiao shook her head as she listened to the immature crying in his mind, "Forget it, forget it. When will your physical body manifest?"

[In twenty days.] The matchmaker said sadly, as if it was wiping its tears.

Su Jiaojiao was very curious, "What does it look like?"

The matchmaker's system said milkily: [I don't know! The boss said they look like the host's favourite image in her subconscious mind.]

Su Jiaojiao was confused.

Her subconscious?

So, what would it look like?

The matchmaker system smiled flatteringly: [Host, now I have evolved, I can do a lot more things. I can even guide you to lose weight...]

"Jiaojiao."

As the two were talking, a voice intervened. [3]

The matchmaker system hurriedly shut up.

Su Jiaojiao looked over and saw Song Qinghan coming back from outside. Spring has come and left. In early summer, it was a bit hot, but the heat was tolerable at home. It even felt a little cool in the house.

Song Qinghan was sweating profusely, and he was sweaty and warm.

Su Jiaojiao immediately took a towel and wiped his sweat with distress. Se asked, "Did it go well today?"

"It went well." Song Qinghan smiled and said, "What are you thinking about?"

The door of the room was open, and Su Jiaojiao was sitting at the desk with a thoughtful look, which was why he immediately asked.

Su Jiaojiao remembered what she was upset about just then, and squeezed her fleshy cheeks, and said in frustration: "I'm gaining weight!"

"Yeah." Song Qinghan nodded, and the corners of his lips curled up, with laughter in her voice. As long as he was facing her, he could always laugh.

Su Jiaojiao narrowed her mouth, "I want to lose weight. I'll become ugly if I'm fat."

Although her facial features have always been good, and she wouldn't be too ugly if she was fat, she would definitely be less beautiful.

Song Qinghan immediately shook his head, "You're not ugly." After finishing speaking, he felt that it was not enough, so he leaned over to hug her and said softly, "You're not ugly at all."

When sleeping at night, it was like he was hugging a bunch of fragrant cotton. So he looked forward to going to sleep at night, especially since there isn't any entertainment. Many people preferred to chat with friends and brothers outside, but he went back home before sundown every day. This made the others laugh at him.

Su Jiaojiao blushed and squeezed her belly again, saying aggrievedly, "Last time I went back to the Su family, my mother thought I was pregnant!"

She wasn't that fat. She had only gained a few kilograms, but because she was too lazy to move, there was a mass of meat in her lower abdomen. It could be seen when she was wearing tighter clothes.

Sun Fang saw it and thought she was pregnant.

The two of them didn't tell their elders about being on the pill. After all, Su Jiaojiao couldn't explain how she knew how to make the contraceptive diet.

Song Qinghan cooperated with her too. Su Jiaojiao suspected that he knew all her secrets but never said them out loud.

After the two were officially together, she asked Song Qinghan to drink contraceptives, and he accepted it calmly. He didn't pressure her at all.

Sometimes she was greedy and ate snacks, and there was a smell in the room. All he did was silently open the window.

Su Jiaojiao felt like he must have figured it out, but she didn't ask.

Facing his wife's complaints, Song Qinghan hugged her and let her sit in his arms. Then, he said softly, "You're not fat. But if you feel uncomfortable, you should lose weight."

If she was only worried because of herself, Song Qinghan would disapprove of it, but he understood as she was afraid of being judged by others.

Su Jiaojiao smiled and looked at him, "Aside from dieting, what else can I do?"

"I will take you to exercise." Song Qinghan said decisively.

Su Jiaojiao immediately made a bitter face, she doesn't like sports!

But when she completes the task, she can get the weight loss pills produced by the system. The weight loss may be too fast then, and she has to start losing weight quickly so that the abnormality is not obvious.

So after a short hesitation, Su Jiaojiao nodded decisively, "Okay!"

Song Qinghan smiled.

Armos D. Platypus: Weight loss arc.

[1] Plot armour.

[2] Disreprecancy with the last chappie. Author...what are you thinking?

[3] Just a reminder Song Qinghan can't hear Su Jiaojiao and the matchmaker system's conversation.

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Chapter 112

When Su Jiaojiao came to her sense, she had been forced to lie in bed and do sit-ups.

Song Qinghan pressed on her feet and instructed her seriously, "You wanted to lose the fat on your belly, and this is the easiest way. We'll start with fifty reps today and gradually increase it."

When Su Jiaojiao heard this, her strength evaporated, "I think you're overestimating me."

"...Then thirty?" Song Qinghan asked hesitantly.

When they first entered the military camp, they all started with a hundred sit-ups during training. To be considerate to Su Jiaojiao, he cut the number of sit-ups she had to do by half.

Su Jiaojiao thought for a while, accepted it and then started doing sit-ups with difficulty.

"One-" When she finished the first sit-up, she shouted the number out, but she was cut off by being kissed. Song Qinghan smiled softly, "A reward for you."

Su Jiaojiaojiao was speechless.

Are you sure it's not the other way around?

She gave Song Qinghan an eyeroll and went on to do the next one.

After each one, the two kissed.

By the fifteenth rep, Su Jiaojiao was completely out of breath. She got up, panting, and couldn't do another one.

Sit-ups are nothing short of difficult!

Her abdominal muscles were already sore and weak after doing a few.

Su Jiaojiao was sweating profusely and said regretfully, "I shouldn't have done sit-ups on the bed. I'm sweating, and I need to wash the sheets later."

"It's okay. I'll wash them." Song Qinghan said, patting her knee, "Carry on."

Su Jiaojiao looked at him pleadingly.

However, Song Qinghan was ruthless, "Come on."

Su Jiaojiao felt wronged and didn't want to move, "I haven't caught my breath yet!"

Song Qinghan thought for a while, leaned over and kissed her on the back of her head. When he let it go after a long time, he looked at her blushing face and quietly asked, "Are you still out of breath?"

Su Jiaojiao: How ruthless can you get!

Finally, after doing this simple exercise for half an hour, Su Jiaojiao really didn't have any more strength and couldn't get up, so she stopped.

Song Qinghan frowned and said, "You're too weak. You should exercise. Even if you succeed in losing weight, you must exercise after that."

Su Jiaojiao chuckled darkly.

But when she laughed, and her sore muscles ached, and her face suddenly distorted, "Song Qinghan, your bastard!"

The bastard Song Qinghan calmly came over and kissed her cheek, "Don't get angry. I'll make some good food for you."

Su Jiaojiao swallowed and said nothing.

After teaching the apprentice, the master can open her mouth and wait to eat, which is great!

But at night, it's time for her to settle accounts.

Song Qinghan wanted her to grow stronger because she would get sick often when she grows old in the future with a weak body. As he hopes to stay with her for a long time, he naturally wants her to exercise.

But at night, he was refused when he wanted her to exercise.

Su Jiaojiao looked at him with tears, "Song Qinghan, do you not love me anymore?"

Song Qinghanjun's face blushed, but in the dim room, she couldn't see it. Jiaojiao had really suffered today. The two of them have never questioned whether the other loved them or not. [1]

Song Qinghan was a little embarrassed when she asked him, but immediately shook his head, "No!"

Su Jiaojiao glanced at him bitterly and murmured, "When I say I'm tired, you tell me to keep going, and I have to do the plank for one minute or else it won't end. You don't let me off even when I'm crying..."

She talked about the torture Song Qinghan made her go through in the afternoon, becoming more aggrieved.

She even sat in his lap while feeling aggreived.

Song Qinghan feels distressed to the extreme, and wanted to go back to the past and beat himself up. He also felt guilty and said weakly, "I want to exhaust your strength. Only when you are exhausted, will it be effective." To help you lose weight."

"I don't believe you!" Su Jiaojiao snorted, still in his embrace.

Song Qinghan became worried after that, only distressed. He patted her back and coaxed, "Then what do I need to do for you to believe me?!"

Su Jiaojiao tapped his lips with two fingers and immediately changed her tune, "Say 'Wife, I love you!' five times every night, and I will trust you if you keep it up for half a month!"

Song Qinghan's cheeks are reddish, "Okay. Wifey, I love you..."

His voice was small and weak at first, but became more stable after speaking it twice.

Yes, he really loves his wife!

For the last repetition, Song Qinghan's voice had returned to its normal volume, with a low tone, "Wifey! I really love you!"

His voice is calm, but with strong emotions.

Song Qinghan, who had shown his love this obviously for the first time, let out a big sigh, burying his hot cheek on the neck of his wife, a layer of water in his eyes.

Jiaojiao must also love him very much, so that's why she asked him to do this.

He felt sweet in his heart and hugged the person in his embrace tightly.

At this time, a soft response sounded in his ear, "I love you too~"

Armos D. Platypus: I've given up on how inane these challenges they face are.

[1] How? Isn't this part of forming a stable and healthy relationship.

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Chapter 113

Su Jiaojiao thought that the matchmaker system would become a five-year-old child because that was her first thought when she first met this system.

But it became a puppy. It was only one month old, with a snow-white body, a pointy nose, and big black eyes, just like small grapes.

It was an adorable pomeranian!

Su Jiaojiao was blasted away by how cute it was.

The matchmaker system was really unreliable. What she meant was Su Jiaojiao's subconsciousness' favourite animal. The system administrators couldn't make it a human.

But then Su Jiaojiao remembered that there was a pet blogger with a pomeranian in her previous life. She liked it a lot, and she could afford it. However, she was lazy and couldn't raise a small animal, so she gave up.

The matchmaker looked at her paws excitedly and then at Su Jiaojiao, who was squatting in front of her. Her eyes were full of joy.

Then, the matchmaker system whimpered and rushed over.

Su Jiaojiao smiled and stretched out her hands to catch it, and saw its two snow-white little paws covering its face, twisting its chubby body to be cuter: [Host, am I cute?]

Su Jiaojiao smiled, full of doting and affection, "Yes, You're the cutest!"

The matchmaker's system was on cloud nine, and it was trying to kiss her with its little tongue.

Su Jiaojiao didn't refuse it, then smiled when holding it up to eye level. She said with a smile, "Remember what I said before?"

The matchmaker system blinked blankly, asking: [What did you say? You said a lot, I don't remember...]

But the matchmaker system had also acquired the instinct of a small animal. It knew something was wrong, and it struggled and tried to run.

Su Jiaojiao held it tight, and made a serious face, "I said, when you get a physical body..."

The matchmaker's system stopped for a while, and then thrashed twice as hard.

Su Jiaojiao bent the matchmaker system over and slapped its ass: "Are you afraid?"

The matchmaker system was scared to death. Her body stiffened. But after it had been beaten, it rubbed its tearful eyes, wondering: [Huh, why doesn't it hurt?]

Su Jiaojiao thought: You're too cute. How can I actually beat you up.

The matchmaker's system immediately recovered. Knowing that Su Jiaojiao was reluctant to hit it hard, it immediately smiled happily, and ran towards he: [Host, I want a hug~~~]

Su Jiaojiao couldn't resist and immediately hugged it.

The matchmaker system and Su Jiaojiao have been together for a long time. Now it had a physical body, it would naturally be close to her.

Su Jiaojiao couldn't resist it, and she couldn't help but play with it for a long time.

It was only when Song Qinghan returned home that she realized that time flies so fast!

Su Jiaojiao slapped the matchmaker system, saying with hatred, "You bastard!" [1]

The matchmaker system replied: [Host, don't worry, I'm a small animal. Song Qinghan won't know I'm a bastard!]

Su Jiaojiao raised her head and looked at Song Qinghan, who was at the door and quickly hid the pomeranian behind her back. She smiled and said, "You are back!"

Song Qinghan looked at her quietly.

Su Jiaojiao smiled with a guilty conscience and handed over the pomeranian she subconsciously hid, "It came to our house by itself..."

Song Qinghan looked at the pomeranian, then glanced at the dusty village outside. He didn't look down on the countryside, but animals would get dirty no matter how beautiful they are. How could it be so clean and spotless?

He knelt and rubbed his wife's head, saying warmly, "If you don't want to tell me, you don't need to."

Su Jiaojiao was greatly relieved.

After all, although there is a tacit understanding between the two, she would be under more pressure if she said it out loud. She was thinking about telling him everything after they had gotten along for a bit longer so she could prepare herself mentally.

The matchmaker system condensed a physical body out of the blue. Today, she was taking a nap at home and was suddenly awakened as it said it was about to come out.

Then all this happened.

She raised her head happily, but saw that the obvious worry and loss in Song Qinghan's eyes. However, she still maintained a smile on her face.

Su Jiaojiao suddenly felt guilty, and her mind went blank. She blurted out, "Don't look at me like this, this is a system, and now it has manifested a physical body..."

Song Qinghan was surprised, "What?"

Su Jiaojiao remembered that Song Qinghan wouldn't understand what she was saying because these terms weren't commonplace in the 70s. Seeing as he'd probably figured it out after what she just said, she blurted everything out.

Armos D. Platypus: Guess how this'll end up. If you've read the comments I made, I think you know where this is going.

[1] Can't exactly transcribe the joke correctly, it's a bit weird.

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Chapter 114

Su Jiaojiao told him all the information she knew, except that she had transmigrated into a book. Instead, she turned everything into a parallel space-time theory.

After she finished, Song Qinghan roughly understood what was going on, although there was a lot of shocking information in it.

"Water." Song Qinghan brought a glass of water over.

Su Jiaojiao finished drinking and fell directly on him like she was sucked dry of energy.

Song Qinghan nodded. After putting down Su Jiaojiao's cup, he held Su Jiaojiao in his arms tightly like before. The matchmaker system had already covered its eyes and ran out.

Now it had a physical body, it would naturally explore the world.

Su Jiaojiao thought he would ask about the developments of the future in more detail. Unexpectedly, he just said, "The future seems like a great place to live."

The world portrayed by his wife was so beautiful.

Su Jiaojiao smiled and nodded, "Yes, it's great there." She raised her head and tried to look at Song Qinghan, saying, "Technology will develop quickly in the future. After the gaokao is reinstated [1], there will be more talents in the country, and society will enter a stage of rapid development. Do you want to know which industry will be the most profitable?"

Song Qinghan shook his head, looked at her, and asked seriously, "Where did you live in the original world? How old were you? What was the name of your family?"

Su Jiaojiao's eyes flickered for a moment. Although he was older than her now, she was a bit older than him before transmigrating. She never said her age after she turned twenty, and she shamelessly said she was always 18 when talking to others on the internet.

Now Song Qinghan was asking for this information, Su Jiaojiao said, "Why are you asking this?"

Song Qinghan replied, "I'm afraid that one day you will go back there and I'll need to find you."

He looked at the person in his arms. It turns out she was from the future, and there was so much knowledge in her mind. We...aren't of the same world.

Song Qinghan suddenly felt a little fear and inferiority.

If she suddenly appeared here, would she suddenly disappear as well?

As he thought of this, Song Qinghan felt great unease.

Su Jiaojiao said weakly, "There's no way my world's the same as yours. Besides, it'd be a difference of forty-five years even if it were!"

Song Qinghan looked at her stubbornly with dark eyes, insisting on her saying.

Su Jiaojiao suddenly couldn't laugh. Song Qinghan wasn't being unreasonable. If she transmigrated here inexplicably, could she transmigrate back inexplicably too?

She also began to feel a little scared, and her voice lowered. She turned around and hugged him, whispering, "In my previous life, I was also called Su Jiaojiao, 23 years old. I lived in..."

"Don't worry. Even if this happens, I'll find you." Song Qinghan reassured her and patted her back.

When Su Jiaojiao thought of such a scene, she felt sore in her heart as her tears started flowing.

She wanted to say that he shouldn't look. After all, there's a difference of more than forty years.

But she couldn't bear to say that...

*****

As a person from the 21st century, Su Jiaojiao wasn't particularly to become pregnant and have children. After giving birth, a woman will have motherly instincts and become soft, and she has to take care of a child for many years.

Su Jiaojiao still thought of herself as a child, and when she thought of becoming a mother, she felt numb.

Song Qinghan never thought that he would get married and have children before he was married. When he returned to the village, he thought it would be the start of his retirement life, and not the start of a blessed life.

After getting married, he thought about having children.

But seeing Su Jiaojiao was unwilling, he was not particularly disappointed.

They still lived good lives.

It's just that the conversation left a mark on them.

After careful consideration, Su Jiaojiao silently stopped the weekly contraceptive meal plan.

Song Qinghan immediately realized what she was doing and was delighted for many days.

So in the summer of 1973, Su Jiaojiao became pregnant.

At roughly the same time, her second sister-in-law Li Xiu had given birth to Su Jiaojiao's fourth nephew. It was two pieces of good news at the same time.

Sun Fang had been anxious Su Jiaojiao hadn't become pregnant yet but thought it through after a bit. After all, she already had four grandchildren, and if push comes to shove, they could always adopt. However, she felt reassured now her daughter became pregnant.

But Su Zhengyang was particularly uncomfortable, as the fact Su Jiaojiao has married and is part of another family hasn't sunken in until now.

Now his daughter was going to be a mother. It shocked him, and he was in a daze for several days.

She was pregnant?

It felt like yesterday when she was just a baby!

She was an adult now!

Su Jiaojiao couldn't help but laugh when faced with Su Zhengyang's attitude.

Song Qinghan's parents would also come to see her from time to time. Su Jiaojiao thought about staying at the city for a while, but she was pregnant and riding for several hours in the car was exhausting. So they told them to stay in the country.

The countryside is open and there are few people, and there wasn't a lot of hubbub.

It is the same for them to come over for a few days if they have time. With the incentive of a future grandchild, Song Qinghan's parents weren't tired at all and were full of energy.

Su Jiaojiao turned one of the rooms into a guest room so they could rest.

They treated her even more favourably, and sent her goods like they were free. As long as Su Jiaojiao said she wanted something, they would definitely bring it over next time they came.

Su Jiaojiao has always been in good spirits and good health. She ate a nourishing medicated diet and made herself sweets when she suffered from morning sickness. With her parents, parents-in-law and Song Qinghan's care, her figure became round again.

But this time, she still maintained the habit of exercising, so she was fine.

Armos D. Platypus: Note that the story's characters does not reflect the author or my opinion. Also, 20 is way too young to have children, even in the 70s! At least wait until you're in your mid-20s or something.

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Chapter 115

Su Jiaojiao was pregnant. Song Qinghan decided to retire to take care of her temporarily.

They had earned a lot of money during this half-year. As they weren't afraid of being broke, he could stay at home and guard Su Jiaojiao until she gave birth.

Since both of them were basically idle during this time, she had an idea. "Why don't we review something?"

Song Qinghan was making a cake for her as she suddenly wanted to eat it. As she was pregnant, Song Qinghan naturally became the cook of the house.

Song Qinghan couldn't react in time, and replied, "Review what? Sit-ups?"

Since Su Jiaojiao became pregnant, her usual fitness routine has been cancelled and changed to other exercises that do not affect the stomach.

Although they have parenting books purchased from the matchmaker system, they were both novices, so they were extremely cautious.

But Su Jiaojiao didn't mean exercise. She stretched out her hand and twisted Song Qinghan's ears, saying loudly, "I'm talking about you reviewing something!"

"Oh, okay." Song Qinghan glanced at her calmly and nodded in agreement.

Su Jiaojiao was surprised, "You didn't bargain?"

Song Qinghan laughed, "I'm not a kid."

Su Jiaojiao smiled and let go of his ear, thinking about what to teach him.

The pomeranian in her hands issued a task with a smile: [Ding, task 33 triggered. Song Qinghan has to memorize 20 English nouns within 4 hours and take a test at 5 p.m. Reward: A complete set of simple English books.] [1]

She was surprised, "This task is so simple!"

Song Qinghan couldn't hear the matchmaker speaking, so he asked, "What's simple?"

Su Jiaojiao blinked, "It said that as long as you memorize 20 English nouns in four hours, it'll give us a junior high school English book."

It was just 20 English words. It couldn't be any easier.

Song Qinghan was silent for a while, and said, "But...I don't know English at all."

He glanced at her carefully, for fear that she would be angry.

Su Jiaojiao forgot only a small amount of people know English in China during the 70s. For a person who has never been in contact with English, it is really difficult to learn 20 unfamiliar words.

Cold sweat dripped on Su Jiaojiao's forehead. As she looked at the cake which was about to take shape, she quickly said, "Don't do it, let's learn first. It is more important to complete the task."

"Okay." Song Qinghan nodded unhurriedly, but kept working on the cake.

Most of the words Su Jiaojiao chose were very simple and composed of two to three letters.

Song Qinghan was smart. After Su Jiaojiao has taught him several times, he can accurately pronounce the words and memorize them without stopping.

Su Jiaojiao had never been a teacher and didn't know how to teach, so she could only try to repeating the words over and over again.

Song Qinghan was very serious about this, except when Su Jiaojiao looked at him intently.

The teaching time passed very quickly, but Song Qinghan had finished learning some English words by its end.

Su Jiaojiao looked at the time on the translucent panel-there was one hour left.

She smiled confidently, "Let's just start."

[Sure.] The matchmaker system nodded its head and jumped onto the table. Its clean little paws stretched out and a palm-sized piece of paper appeared. Its paws swayed in the air, and it said in Su Jiaojiao's mind: [Next, I will display words randomly, and your husband has to say the correct pronunciation of the word within two seconds. Taking over two seconds will count as a failure.]

"Two seconds?!" Su Jiaojiao said.

Wasn't it supposed to be a dictation?

Song Qinghan looked at her.

Su Jiaojiao said the examination method with a bitter face.

As a person who had just been exposed to English, it would be too hard for him to recognize the English words and write them down immediately.

Song Qinghan squeezed her little hand comfortingly, "It's okay. I'll try my best, and it doesn't matter if I lose."

The matchmaker system clapped its paws.

The two focused on it, and the matchmaker system stretched out its paws and began to pat the tabletop. Every time it patted, the word on the paper changed.

Song Qinghan could understand what it meant, and pronounced the word on the paper.

"Cat." [1]

"Dog."

"Man."

"..."

Su Jiaojiao held her breath and watched him from the side. She was even more nervous than during her own college entrance examination. [2]

Although the prize wasn't big, she was still very nervous.

Seeing Song Qinghan become more and more fluent, she relaxed and looked at Song Qinghan stupidly with a smile. Her heart was full of pride. Even if the test was incredibly easy, she was still proud.

He deserves to be her husband!

Then the soft voice of the matchmaker's system in her mind said apologetically: [I'm sorry, but Song Qinghan failed the test.]

Su Jiaojiao's smile froze.

Song Qinghan wiped the sweat from his forehead, frowned slightly, and looked at her with a bit of distress.

Su Jiaojiao kept looking at him.

It made him unable to concentrate...

Armos D. Platypus: English chappie.

[1] The italics in the chappie, and only this chappie, denotes English.

[2] Then you were incredibly calm for your college entrance examination, I guess.

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