@jamespottersbitch: 888 likes

Fit check besties

@pronsieboy: dammmm

@prongsieboy: got a boy w good style

    @jamespottersbitch: fuck yeah u do

@I'm_not_a_simp_prongs: thus the student has become the master

    @jamespottersbitch: you did not teach me how to dress this way

         @Evan_not_rosier: yeah I did

            @jamespottersbitch: hmmm no

                 @dorks.11: yh no I did

                      @jamespottersbitch: correct x

@daddybartemius: okay well its a bit rude that u posted this and didnt mention our date but yh okay u do look cool ig

    @jamespottersbitch: awww thanks

      @daddybartemius: did u not read the first part of that sentence?

         @jamespottersbitch: all I saw was that u think I look cool 

              @daddybartemius: ur such a twat

@panda: YESSSS u finally got some sense of how to dress

      @jamespottersbitch: ouch. 

@The-best-mary: DAMNNN THATS MY BSF RIGHT THERE

     @jamespottersbitch: FUCK YEAH BESTIE

@ginger-bitch: ONE OF US ONE OF US 

    @jamespottersbitch: proudly a member of the nerdy, well dressed stoners w friends and partners that make us done w life  

       @ginger-bitch: YASSS THE COOLEST GROUP EVERRR

          @Wolfmcwolf: loving the members of this group, so glad I founded it

                 @ginger-bitch: our fav

                      @jamespottersbitch: best founder, best group 

@Wolfmcwolf: 545 likes

ADMIRE MY NEW TATTOO RNRNRN

(authors note yes this is moi the 1/2 down tattoo sadly faded but I do still have the deathly hallows tattoo lmaoooooo dont make fun of me pls) 

@jamespottersbitch: ok first question why tf do u have a deathly hallows tattoo????????

     @Wolfmcwolf: well its rlly personal to James and I love the story and theres a bit more but im not gonna say so we both have matching 

        @jamespottersbitch: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BRB

             @Wolfmcwolf: dumbasssss

@Peteypie: love it

     @Wolfmcwolf: thankyouuuu

@ginger-bitch: only you would tattoo that and also im a lil concerned seeing as I do know where its from

      @Wolfmcwolf: yes only I would get this and im v proud and yeahyeah be concerned all u want im fineeee 

           @ginger-bitch: i mean clearly not but if thats all im gonna get out of u then like okay???

@Im_not_a_simp_prongs: godamn moons I love ur tats

          @Wolfmcwolf: fanks sweetheart

@jamespottersbitch:  798 likes

nah its so weird watching donnie Darko being attracted to him and then realising its Jake Gyllenhaal 

@dorks.11: why am I friends with u

     @panda: ^^

       @jamespottersbitch: IM SORRY

@daddybartemius: every single time u make us watch that movie u end up drooling over him and then seem to realise, look around and then go back to the film embarrassed asf 

    @jamespottersbitch: no I dont do that tf u on-

         @prongsieboy: we've all seen it love

               @jamespottersbitch: go fuck urself

@Marly-the-best: I am no longer u friend, goodbye. 

     @jamespottersbitch: yk what fair enough

@Wolfmcwolf: I mean as long as ur only attracted to him in donnie Darko its fine ig???

      @jamespottersbitch: fanks moons

@ginger-bitch: oh reg...

     @jamespottersbitch: IM SORRY

@The-best-mary: 344 likes

me when everyone decides its time to turn the Gryffindor party into an orgy

@dorks.11: pls I have to leave fifteen minutes in bc almost everyone is fucking 

      @The-best-mary: frrrrrrr

@ginger-bitch: oh fr everyones either fucking, getting high or watching/doing rlly bad kareoke

    @prongsieboy: OI KAREOKE IS THE BEST PART

          @Im_not_a_simp_prongs: EXACTLY JAMES

                 @ginger-bitch: I beg to differ

@Marly-the-best: in our defence the vast amount of substances is the only reason it happens

     @panda: u lot do have a lot of stuff cl

@daddybartemius: yh their parties are smth else 

   @jamespottersbitch: frfr

@Evan_not_Rosier: yah like good for u babe but this shit is public pls stop x

      @Wolfmcwolf: exactlyyyy