(INTRODUCING MALIGNANT'S CAST...)

shelley hennig
as
RIKKI MADELAINE GILBERT

McDevil!
(McHoney!)

"You're hot, I'm hot, bingo! Perfect combination! So, d'you wanna fuck?"

sandra oh
as
CRISTINA HELEN YANG

The Robot!
(McHotty!)

"Don't tell anyone 'bout us cuddling, I have a reputation to maintain!"

patrick dempsey
as
DEREK CHRISTOPHER SHEPHERD

McDreamy!
(McIdiot!)

"If you only dare try to die another time I will kill you with my bare hands."

ellen pompeo
as
MEREDITH ELLIS GREY

Dirty Mistress!
(Miss Dark And Twisty!)

"I begged for him to pick me, when have I become so self-dignityless?"

justin chambers
as
ALEX MICHAEL KAREV

Evil Spawn!
(The Cowboy!)

"I'm not cute! I prefer your McDevil side instead of your fluffy McHoney heart!"

kate walsh
as
ADDISON FORBES MONTGOMERY

Satan!
(McAngel!)

"She's my sister, my child, my family, my everything. You make her suffer, I make you suffer"

t.r. knight
as
GEORGE HAROLD O'MALLEY

007!
(The puppy!)

"I know you don't want to know it, but I'll talk sincerely for once! You snore an- please don't hit me!"

katherine heigl
as
ISOBEL KATHERINE STEVENS

Dr. Model!
(Dr. Sunshine!)

"Just so you know, you owe me at least seven hundred packs of chips. I still don't know why I keep buying them for you!"

eric dane
as
MARK EVERETT SLOAN

McSteamy!
(McHeartbreaker!)

"McSteamy, McDreamy and McDevil, the McFamily of McSexys! And I can't believe I really talked like that"

and the rest of the cast as themselves!

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