Do nerds make us smarter? We wish! Well, Magical Nerds do! Eating magical nerds will increase your brain power by 100% every pound eaten. Eating Magical Nerds doesn't ONLY mean you get to ace your exams! You can rule the world...if you dare. Plus, nerds are completely safe to eat, unlike the other dangerous candies LEGEND TM has produced! So what do you say?

Perks if you order NOW: Free shipping + You get one pouch of radioactive Nerds! More on that in a second. 

>~< Nerds are made from pure sugar, a "sugar" crystal that is safe to eat but can be used for exploding stuff, and a magical, secretive, "nerd powder". This "nerd powder" is how you get all your brain power from and it's being kept secretive for a very good reason...it's also recommendable not to eat too many nerds in a span of 24 hours. Let's just say it has something to do with the ingredients in that nerd powder. Just eat one pound of Nerds a day and you'll be all set! 

Nerds come in packets of 16, which are worth one ounce each. Every 16-pack costs only $7.99! Containers sold separately cost 60 cents each so I suggest you order ___ 16-packs of Nerds!
If you buy SUPER NERDS, they also come in 16-packs. Each pack costs $19.19 and they are not sold separately. These nerds not only make you academically smart...you'll be smart in all areas.

Use Nerds to...

>Ace all those trick exams. All that tricky math you're stuck doing? No problem! Grades getting dangerously low? No problem, Nerds can solve everything! You'll be at the top of the class!

>Sugary Revenge! Take out that "sugar" crystal in the middle. Sure, it's made of mostly sugar but there's also parts of...stuff in them. Gather all the other sugar crystals and put them in chocolate! Let's just say these "sugar" crystals and chocolates don't make.

>Get into your dream college without even trying! (Super Nerds Pack)

>Win all physical confrontations! (Super Nerds Pack) And if you get that pack, you'll also be smart enough NOT to engage in fights you won't win.

>Win all confrontations! (Super Nerds Pack) You'll be educated in everything! It's like you have some sort of new sixth sense!

>Make a Cake! Use Nerds as sprinkles! Not only will it further improve the taste but it'll also make you smarter.

>Brag to all your friends! You got Magical Skittles, which makes you awesome. You got Magical Starburst, which can be cool and dangerous. And now you got Nerds, which makes you smarter than ever before!

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>A Word from LEGEND TM

Go invest in MAGICAL CANDY (A product of LEGEND TM) now and explore all that these candies have to offer!

>Are you interested in helping LEGEND TM even further? Please give this book a vote along with other works by . If you really like magical candies, we can do a sequel, we can do magical fruits or magical dairy products! This really has so much potential! So please, give this book a lil' vote to start it off and spread the hashtag #MagicalCandy wherever you go!

Your gratitude is REALLY appreciated! Leaving a vote and a comment with that hashtag can really promote our company! More magical candy will be produced in a ridiculous amount of time! BE A PART OF THE MAGICAL CANDY CLUB: ELITE **and get all the benefits...if Magical Candies get really successful of course! Either way, you have our gratitude! Let's make Magical Candy (LEGEND TM) shine! Call 666-666-LEGEND TM* AND GET FREE SHIPPING NOW!

*666-666-LEGEND TM is not a real phone number. Do not be surprised if you accidentally contact Satan or something.

**You are immediately in the club once you give your support! Enjoy the support when MAGICAL CANDY gets recognized! Thank you guys for your epic support~

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MAGICAL NERDS ARE STILL IN STOCK.
WE HAVE PREPARED OURSELVES FOR YOUR MASSIVE ORDERS.

Magical Nerds come in Original (2 flavors each), Rainbow, and Super Nerds.
>Super Nerds cost extra but they make you smart in all areas! Worth it if you save up~

PS: Radioactive Nerds are not for sale due to it violating our company laws.*

LEGEND TM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE OR HARM THAT WILL COME TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS, HEADACHES, SUFFERING, TORTURES, HUNGER, ETC.