51 ⦻ Beating Up Your Friends For Fun Cause You're Evil

- - - SlenderMan's p. o. v. - - -

"Zalgo's back, bī̶̧͙͖̲̘tches!"

At the sudden outburst, I turn and see my proxy standing by the stairs with their arms outstretched.

I freeze up when I notice that besides their strange voice, their body looked completely corrupted with Zalgo's influence and there were these familiar looking tendrils waving behind their back.

The cube...

"(Y/N) finally hit their emo phase?" Glitchy Red joked aloud, seeming unalarmed unlike most the others that were in the living room. "You took the edge a bit to seriously, freak."

"I can go further, fReAk," (Y/N) responded, leering at Glitchy Red as their tendril's began to stretch from behind their back and travel towards the boy entity.

"(Y/N)! Enough!!" I shout, teleporting myself before Red before the tendrils could grab him and fending them off with my own. The other killers were stuck in a state of shock, seeing what (Y/N) has become and what they had just tried to do to one of our own.

"(Y/N), what happened to you????"

"What's going on..."

"Are you okay!???"

"(Y/N) NO!"

"Aw shit they're uglier than before now."

(Y/N) glared directly at me and began laughing when they saw my presence protecting Red. "Slendey! Are you jealous? You'll get your turn afterwards," They chuckled, pulling their tendrils back. "Come on, move aside, don't be shy."

"(Y/N). Cease this behavior at once. I know this isn't you, this is all Zalgo! Don't let him control you-fight him!"

(Y/N) blinked at me and slumped their shoulders, casting me an unamused expression, "Giving all the credit to Zalgo, really? I'm in control of my own actions ya bendy straw."

I look at them for a long while before sighing heavily and tightening my fists. They've been completely taken over, which means there's no use trying to get through to them. It's time for us to fight and bring them back.

"Gather, my killers. Prepare yourselves for engageme-."

"Creepypastas ASSEMBLE!!!" BEN shouted at the top of his lungs, jumping on top of the couch. I facepalm as the other killers hesitantly pull out their weapons and other means of assault and begin to advance around (Y/N).

- - - Third p. o. v. - - -

(Y/N) looked around, seeming gleeful despite being drastically outnumbered.

"Fantastic, really. 1 v all of you? Couldn't have asked for a better matchup," They said, their voice not once sounding phased by the situation. "You could always turn back and we wouldn't have to do this," Jane spoke up keeping her guard up with her fists, "otherwise, you're in for a real ass beating..."

"Shut up Jane, I've been waiting for a moment like this for a long time. Let's go all out, shall we, Walker~?" Jeff chuckled, looking more than ready to pounce at (Y/N) with his knife. "Don't. Encourage them!" SlenderMan fumed at Jeff, "this isn't a game!"

"Don't be such a bore, General. I'd hate to keep Jeff waiting any longer," (Y/N) scoffed, slowly starting to approach the killer. Immediately, Laughing Jack, Clockwork, and Ticci-Toby moved in to apprehend (Y/N) before they could reach Jeff.

"Stay back!" Laughing Jack sneered, extending his claws as he faced (Y/N). "Don't make us have to tear you apart, Walker," ClockWork snapped, holding both her knives before herself defensively. Toby seemed the most distressed out of the three of them, and he held up his hatchets with remorse visible in his eyes.

(Y/N) inspected them with an unimpressed glare and the tendrils on their back reached for all of three without them even lifting a finger. ClockWork was an easy grab but Laughing Jack dodged and swung at (Y/N), bringing his claws down across the side of their face and penetrating their eye.

(Y/N) jumped far back upon feeling the slicing on their face and dropped ClockWork onto the ground. They landed with the help of the tendrils and slowly looked back to the three, starting to laugh. It could be seen that the area in which Laughing Jack clawed was now dripping with a black substance, and their sclera had faded into a pitch black.

"You know what? That hurt a lot," (Y/N) breathed out, raising up their hands as they smirked at the clown, "I'll make you suffer ten times worse!"

The tendrils grabbed Laughing Jack before he could slither away again and started dragging him towards (Y/N). LJ clawed at the ground while the others ran to help him, and some of the other Creepypastas started to attack (Y/N).

With multiple tendrils at their aid, (Y/N) fended off the killers, picking them up and throwing them one by one all across the room or simply smacking them over the back of their head to the point they fell over. Zero tried to sneak up behind (Y/N) and attempt bludgeoning them with her sledgehammer,  but one of the tendrils grabbed her leg and caused her to fall face first onto the blunt side, knocking her out with her own weapon.

X-Virus snuck towards (Y/N) with his nailed bat and Simkle Dog approached with his razor sharp teeth barred, but (Y/N) dashed aside just as the dog pounced and instead Smile accidentally unleashed full impact on X-Virus.

"Seriously!? There's like 12 of you or something and you idiots can't come up with a plan to at least touch me? The dumb clown actually landed a hit and he's a complete dunce!"

"Dunce eh??? I'll show ya!" Laughing Jack sneered. (Y/N) grumbled and flipped the clown away with their tendril, straight into SlenderMan. SlenderMan caught LJ with his tendrils before he could crash into him, but simply threw the clown further away before gliding towards (Y/N) angrily.

"(Y/N)!" He shouted, a corrupted looking face beginning to form on his 'facelessness', "Listen to me!"

"No, you listen to me. Go to hell."

(Y/N) teleported past the other killers straight up to SlenderMan and forced the tendrils to aim towards him. SlenderMan blocked the tendrils with his own and pushed (Y/N) backwards. "Zalgo! Let my proxy go!"

"Zalgo, let my proxy go!" (Y/N) mimicked in a high pitched, annoying voice. They smiled widely and the tendrils suddenly disappeared from their back. The next thing Slender was faced with was (Y/N) now holding a (W/T) that was coursing with the cube's energy.

"STOP using the cube to create weaponry-it's energy is too much for a human like you to withstand!" SlenderMan scowled as (Y/N) ran at him as if they were going to attack. Before SlenderMan could reach out and stop (Y/N), (Y/N) jumped up and flipped over him, landing behind him and then lodged the (W/T) into the ground, causing a huge crater to form in the old wooded floors.

"NOT THE FLOORING, YOU NITWIT!! Do you know how much this will cost to rePAIR!???" SpenderMan blurted out, grabbing his head.

(Y/N) turned to SpenderMan and held up a dollar in front of him before ripping it in half. Spender became still before his head went backwards and he fell on the ground, unconscious.

Laughing cruelly, (Y/N) turned back to SlenderMan, dislodging the (W/T) from the ground and dashing at him with it. SlenderMan avoided the attack and sent his tendrils flying towards (Y/N)'s neck. The tendrils grab (Y/N) by the neck and pick them up off the ground while (Y/N) burst out into insane laughter.

"Zalgo! Release my proxy!"

"Look tree, you're not talking to Zalgo. I AM your proxy."

(Y/N)'s (W/T) dissolved and the next thing SlenderMan saw was a Minecraft TNT block now held in (Y/N)'s hand that they formed with the cube.

"What the hell is that!?" SlenderMan screamed.

"Can't you read? It literally says 'T N T' on it. It means you're gonna fucking die," (Y/N) chuckled, holding up a weird device to the TNT. (Flint & steel)

SlenderMan barely had time to move away and everyone else in the room could hardly react before the block exploded and everyone in the whole living room was thrown backwards into different locations. (Y/N) was thrown back a bit but took no damage from the explosion, as they had reformed the Flint & Steel into tendrils again and landed on the ground.

SlenderMan found himself tangled up by the staircase with his tendrils tied around the bars on the side railing; Bloody Painter and Nina were also thrown into the stairs, sprawled in pitiful positions next to him. Slender teleported himself out of his entanglement and reappeared on the ground, panting and covered in ash and dust from the explosion.

The roof around the living room area was blown off in a large part and everything within close radius of the living room was charred and destroyed. The Creepypastas were all scattered in different places, fighting to pick themselves up or completely damaged from the blast.

"Well well, would you look at that," (Y/N) exclaimed, dusting their hands off while looking around at the destruction. "Video games do cause violence!"

"Did I-Did I never make that obvious...?" BEN groaned, dangling from the chandelier that was attached to some of the ceiling that was still left.

SlenderMan finally caught himself and started towards (Y/N) again, this time his arms extending like roots and and reaching out for (Y/N) as his facelessness became more corrupted and blackened.

"Is Slendey offering me a hug? How sweet," (Y/N) taunted, weaving their way skillfully around each of the roots that tried to capture them. SlenderMan growled and darted at (Y/N) but once again the proxy reformed the tendrils and held up a huge bomb. "I wouldn't come close if I were you. Want everyone to go boom again?"

- - - (Y/N)'s p. o. v. - - -

I bounced around the bomb in my hand as Slender stopped advancing towards me, seeing that I was threatening to blow up the place again. This causes my smile to broaden and I start wavering the bomb around in a circle in front his face.

"Don't do it. Listen Walker, I know you're in there. Fight back and don't let Zalgo keep hold of you! This needs to end," SlenderMan scowled at me, slowly pulling his tree roots back to form normal arms. "Don't worry Slandh, this will end. Everything, all of you. Then Zalgo can do whatever the fuck he wants, honestly I don't care," I say holding up the bomb.

I'm getting ready to hurl this thing straight at Slender when a loud screech rings out from up on the rafters of the broken up ceiling; I look up and suddenly this ugly ass black thing comes out of no where and attacks me.

"What the hell is that!?" I screech before the thing collided with me, and the next thing I know I'm feeling claws digging into my waist and sharp teeth gnashing into my head.

I reform my tendrils and wrap them around the thing, trying to fling it off of me, but the rabid beast keeps clawing at me and I take a few scratches to the face and chest.

I'm finally able to rip the beast off of me, but it starts crawling on all fours towards me again and I start using my tendrils to carry me away.

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                                     me. 
"What??" I yell back.

"Masky, Hoodie, Toby, Kate, Rogue, neutralize him!" I heard SlenderMan shout while pointing at the beast as I try using my tendrils to fend off and avoid it.

I see the proxies appear on all sides around me and the thing attacking me, yet they all look beat up and worn from the explosion I had caused earlier.

"Time to get our fellow proxies back," Rogue sneered, smashing her fist into her palm. "Zalgo really w-went out of his way to turn both (Y-Y/N) and Vix evil huh?" Toby scoffed. I glare at the black figure. 'This burnt ugly ass charcoal looking flagpole is Vix? What a downgrade.' I think while the thing chomps down on my skull again.

"Vix! Let the Walker go! Both of you, quit it!"

In the corner of my eye, I see Kate running at us now, hissing and growling like a wild animal. I use my tendrils to hurl the corrupted looking Vix away from me again and dash at Kate, reforming my tendrils into some brass knuckles.

Me and Kate start throwing rough punches at each other and I eventually jab her in the stomach, causing her to lurch over for a bit. I take the chance to knee her chin upwards and she stumbles back, grunting in pain. Masky's next running up to me and I turn the brass knuckles into a hammer. Before he could even smack me with the crowbar, I pound him straight in the mask and his mask cracks as he falls backwards onto the ground. "Ah shit-!"

A bullet flies past my face, and then another zooms by but I quickly dodge, seeing that Hoodie was now shooting at me with his gun. I turned the hammer into an AR-15 and quickly lower myself to the ground for a direct shot; I easily blast him away with the gun's impact. Honestly, I think I may have accidentally killed him with that shot...wait, isn't that the point??

Me being in my head allows another proxy to catch me off guard, and I nearly fall over when Rogue lands on my back, wringing her arms around my neck and pulling me down with her. I feel myself growing tired but I'm able to reform the AR into a mace and and I swing it upwards, bashing her right in her stomach.

"Owewewwwww..." Rogue groaned in pain while grasping her stomach and I quickly get up from the ground to turn the mace into a huge ass scythe. This time, Toby is the one I'm faced with. "Why'd you sa-save the cliche OP weapon for me, out of all the prox-x-xies you save it for me," He groaned, lifting up his hatchets defensively.

"Saving the best for last, right?" I respond before dashing at Toby and swinging the scythe's curved blade upwards. Toby hurriedly rolls away and jumps back up avoiding yet another swing from my scythe. He prepares to come at me again, yet I'm once again jumped by the corrupted looking Vix thing.

He mumbled some unintelligible nonsense while clamping his claw-like hands around me and trying to break my neck, yet I'm more focused on trying to rip his arms off his body because he's starting to piss me off. "Come on Vix, Walker! We're supposed to b-be buddies here!" Toby yelled, starting to run towards the two of us as we fought each other.

Forcing myself past my limits at this point, I make the scythe turn back into tendrils and grab Toby with one to keep him away from us. I use the rest to try and apprehend Vix but vix suddenly jams his fist through my torso and next I feel like everything is being ripped out of me...

- - - Zalgo's p. o. v. - - -

F I N A L L Y!

The Walker has caused enough chaos and damage while using the power of the cube to the point enough energy has been harvested to fully open the rift between our worlds!

'Now would be a good time to intervene,' I think to myself, as I had been watching from afar with my small group of recruits to see how The Walker under my control would unfold.

"I don't get it..." Paws mumbled, looking down on the skirmish, "if all you had to do was look at (Y/N) and turn them evil to finally open the rift, what sense did it make for you to stall this long? We could've done this ages ago."

"Not without The Walker's blood we couldn't..." I respond lowly, not entirely feeling the mood to deal with the cat's usual snarky attitude. "Walker keepz turning their cube powers into different weapons. Can they turn it into ritz? Ritz," Ritz asked, leaning close against my shoulder and staring at me with a hopeful glare.

"That would be the most illogical use of the cube, an utter waste of power. Get the hell off of me," I scowl, shoving Ritz away into the human child, Aiden. Apparently, I'd shoved Ritz too hard, and both of the teens topple helplessly out of the tree we were all hunkered in.

Ignoring their screams as they dropped to the ground below, I grip my head tightly, feeling a growing headache as I try to again ask myself why I hired these imbeciles. The clown, Laufey eyed at me funnily and I snap at him already irritated enough, "What!?"

"Remind me again why you've chosen for your army to reside on a tree branch, of all places we could've kept watch?"

"Honestly."

"Don't question my methods or I'll have you all deposed of."

I decide to just complete disregard them all and focus on watching (Y/N) wreck Slender's little minions. Heh, Slender's going to be so upset when he can no longer stand up to his prized proxy. He'll have no other option but to finally see how truly powerful and amazing I am...

I look down and It's then I notice that that black blob of failure, Vix, was literally reaching in and ripping the dark essence out of (Y/N)'s body.

"NO!!! What are you doing!? STOP IT!" I yell, immediately teleporting myself to the scene and grabbing Vix by the neck. However, once I'd removed him, it was too late. I could see the black cracks and patches on (Y/N)'s body dissolving and the red eyes turning back to (E/C). The tendrils on their back disappeared and the cube reforms in (Y/N)'s hands, then (Y/N) fell backwards onto their ground, going weak from the sudden shift and loss of power.

The dark essence gets sucked up by Ilues and disappears into his body, and I begin wringing the useless creature by the neck.

"You insolent, stupid stupid oafish dolt! You consumed the influence I gave to Walker!" I shout, feeling my claws digging into his neck. Vix's ' face distorted and his arms raised as if he were going to grab me as well, but I quickly spawned a collar and slapped it around his neck, leaving him forced on a leash.

I was about to turn to grab the Walker too so I could attempt retaking control of them again when SlenderMan suddenly appeared before me and stood defensively over his proxy.

"Zalgo...what are you doing here?" He hissed at me, his funny little tendrils waving behind his back like they always do when he's mad.

I grinned widely at him and mused, "I could ask you the same question, my dear old friend~."

"I live here...this is my mansion."

"...I should probably ask you a different question."

SlenderMan scoffed and and growled, "I already warned you of consequences you would have to face if you ever stepped foot near me and my killers again..."

"I remember them being very fun sounding consequences, so I dared to try again."

"Don't fool with me, Zalgo."

"When I fool with you we have the most fun, don't we?"

- - - SlenderMan's p. o. v - - -

I seize The Walker with my tendrils and hold onto them defensively as I face Zalgo. I feel them stirring again after suffering the loss of power, but I refuse to let them go with my arch-nemesis standing before me.

"Wether you protect (Y/N) from me or not doesn't matter now. The rift has already been opened. My army will finally be free to pass, and we will force you into submission," Zalgo announced, tightening his hold on the leash that held Ilues in captivity. "Do you really want to put up with another costly battle Slender? One that could easily be avoided if you just give in to me?"

"If a costly battle is what it takes to wipe you from the face of all realms then so be it!"

"Slender~ I sense hostility."

"Good, because I HATE you."

Zalgo seemed to look taken aback by this, and his face quickly forms a scowl. "Fine Slender! If it's a battle you want, it's a battle you will get! Zalpastas!"

On Zalgo's cry, a decently large cat with six legs and red eyes falls from above and lands beside Zalgo with what looked to be a teenage girl clinging on it's back. Next to him, a strange man dressed in what looked like gaudy jesters clothing also appeared, and from the blown off space at the front of the mansion limped in two more people; one wearing a strange mask with a red cloak and the other who appears to be a teenage boy. Paws, Laufey, Ritz...Zalgo clearly went behind my back and snuck them along with Vix's parasite.

I glared at the group standing before me. "Zalgo. Just how desperate are you? THIS is the team you will use to fight me and my killers? Not to mention, using MY killers you turned against ME?" I question, tilting my head.

"Nonsense Slender. I also have more familiar faces to aid me as well..." Zalgo sniggered, and beside him a portal suddenly appears. Through the portal walks... Azumi... but with her she has Kagekao and Former.

However, Kagekao's mask is gone and instead his void-like eyes were glowing red with Zalgo's influence, as well as Formers. "Azumi!?" I shout, "whatever happened to saving them!?"

For once, Azumi seemed genuinely conflicted, and she barely looked in my direction. "I tried, Slender. I really did..."

"And you failed! All the better for me!" Zalgo sing-sang, clapping his hands together. "Alright! Are you ready to get this started or what?"

I turn feeling a grip on my arm and look seeing Hoodie grabbing me. "We'll fight beside you to the end, Master," He spoke, his voice sounding edged with pain from facing (Y/N), but he was resolute as well.

After Hoodie, I see more of the other Creepypastas getting up and gathering, despite their injuries from the previous skirmish. My relatives also appeared around me; those with faces shared the same determined expression as the humans, and the ones without I could still feel their strong will.

Lastly, I feel (Y/N) struggle out of the grasp of my tendrils and they stand themself with the others, looking at me with narrowed eyes. "I'll help too, Slenders," They offered with a slight nod of their head, "I'm ready to kick Zalgo's sorry demon ass."

Zalgo laughed and I turned back to him to see him grinning widely. From the same portal Azumi had walked through with Kagekao and Former, more demons were starting to pour out into the area, crowding and taking up more space than any of us.

"You really thought these weirdos were the only trick I had up my sleeve? Of course I was inviting my actual demon army to help as well!"

I slumped my shoulders as I faced him, "Do whatever you want, we're not fighting inside my manor, buffoon. Whenever has a battle taken place inside a house?"

"Fine then, let's take this outside!" Zalgo shouted at me.

- - - T I M E S K I P - - -

We were now all gathered in the woods ready to face off.

I looked to (Y/N) who was next to me with the other proxies and saw that they still held the cube in their hand. I held out my palm to them, "Hand it over, Walker. You will not be using this again, as if you use anymore of its power you will truly cause irreparable damage to yourself."

(Y/N) glared at me funnily and shook their head, "Trust me Slenders I won't overdo it. I want to actually be useful, not like Jeff whose only going to be fighting with a pathetic kitchen knife."

"HEY!?"

I think a bit before slowly lowering my hand, "Fine, I will trust you. The worst you could do is use the energy to summon me again. As long as you by no means summon or use a replace spell you'll be fine."

(Y/N) gave me a suspicious smirk that suddenly evaporated all trust I've probably ever had in them. But I ignore this and turn back to Zalgo where he stood with his army.

Ilues was still held in his leash, and I scowled seeing my proxy being controlled like a dog.

"This all ends now, Zalgo," I hiss, my 'facelessness' giving way to a black, corrupted looking face that spread as if it were an infection. My arms extended like roots as I prepared to strike Zalgo first.

- - - (Y/N)'s p. o. v. - - -

I looked over at Zalgo's side and see basically all the strange people I've encountered at random points; Paws, Ritz, Aiden, Vix, Azumi, and Laufey. I figured the whole time these guys were just pawns for Zalgo that were to try and get to me? They all failed pretty miserably for the most part...except for Azumi I guess. But most of them had a change of heartless and actually decided to remain with us and Slender. Why were they standing against us now all of a sudden?

Seeing Vix, Kagekao, Former, Laufey, and Ritz being there against their actual will though pissed me off and I was already in my head trying to figure out how I could try and get them back.

"Isn't this exiting ?" Zalgo yelled, holding his hands up as he faced us, the Creepypastas. "The time has finally come! Are you ready?"

His demons all responded to his words with a riled up craze and they looked ready to start charging at us.

I look down at the cube in my hands and close my eyes before reforming it into a (W/T) and preparing myself to have to fight my hardest.

I never thought in all my time of being alive that I would go from a normal person living my life to being recruited by a mansion full of psychopaths to participating in a full out war with demons.

Fun.

"Do your worst, my killers!" SlenderMan ordered, suddenly darting ahead like a bullet towards Zalgo. The other killers took Slender's initial attack as command and all started running towards Zalgo's army while the army ran at us.

May as well try and think this through and determine who to actually go for first...

-

A/N: at this point the literal basis of your 'powers' revolve around a cube. A damn block. And there still isn't even a reason for why you're connected to a cube. Plot line has completely crumbled, so I'm just throwing in with what I have. I know this is a crackfic but boy is this just all over the place. My brain cells are hanging on from threads trying to cope with this book. At least it's almost finished, so there's no point giving up now. Onwards!

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