Jay finds out that she married the wrong Jesus. She married... the blind one. Jay divorces Jesus 2 because she doesn't approve of being blind. Jesus 2 isn't pressed because Jay is really stanky anyway. Jesus 2 now cannot smell because of Jay's stench but that doesn't stop him. Jesus 2 seeks out his long lost, secret, lover only to find out that he made himself blind to atone for making Jesus 2 blind with his ugliness. Jesus 1 and Jesus 2 hold hands and walk off into the sunset. They sit down together at the edge of the water and kiss.

to be continued...