Jk they do 

Dedication to my "friends" that unfollow me

You unfollowed me?

It's like you commited a crime.

Am I not cool enough?

Just give me some time.

Why would you do that?!

I thought you were nice. 

I make mistakes picking friends sometimes. *sigh*

Right now I feel pain, I am depressed and alone

And that's because of some app on my phone.

You have a right of choice though

And I am not your wife.

But when you unfollowed me-

You unfollowed my life.