As he yelled, me still holding a bible in my hand,I repeatability spank josh. His butt ascends and drops faster than a frog can hop. He yelps after each wack whilst yelling to me jesus wants me  to go to heaven. the leather bindings break on the book with the final wack as It hits, josh releases a flowing ooze a diahrea  and he  begins to cry. He stands up still crying and waddles away having trouble moving. I know I won't allow it to end like this so I tackle josh and give him a very hard purple nurple. He wined as a laughed calling him my little Jewish boy all he said was johava and then cried so loudly the Mexicans out side heard, In fact. Someone called the cops. I heard police lights and sirens out side. This day just couldn't get better.