iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what did the coffee report to the police?

malcum: a donut

aurora: a mugging

malcum: aw rats

aurora: ew

malcum: you

aurora: im hot

malcum: very true

aurora: how come i have no idea what you look like

malcum: uh idk?

aurora: well can i see?

malcum: maybe later

aurora: um okay

malcum: i promise

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: why are elevator so good and classic?

malcum: something with buttons

aurora: they work on many levels

malcum: do they really though

aurora: yes
aurora: duh

malcum: i beg to differ

aurora: then beg

malcum: like a dog

aurora: yes

malcum: hell no

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Calum5SOS tweeted: tour dates getting closer :)

Aurora5SOS replied: calum im gonna see you in two weeks im so exciteddddd

Calum5SOS tweeted: Aurora5SOS cant wait to see you !

Aurora5SOS replied: HE REPLIED BACK IM GONNA DIE
*liked by Calum Hood

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: i could tell a joke about pizza

malcum: why dont you then?

aurora: its a little cheesy

malcum: bruh

aurora: aha haaaa..

malcum: step up your game

aurora: excuse me?

malcum: you heard me

aurora: caw caw

malcum: blah blah

aurora: how basic

malcum: sorry im basic

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: how do lawyers say goodbye?

malcum: im not sure

aurora: we'll be suing you!

malcum: ?

aurora: read it out loud

malcum: it makes sense now
malcum: also my friend just looked at me weird so thanks for that

aurora: well tell your friend im the best dad joke teller ever

malcum: ash said you're lame

aurora: ton

malcum: er no..
malcum: ley

aurora: boo

malcum: you scared me

aurora: LMFAOO shut up

malcum: no way jose

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: can february march? 

malcum: yes

aurora: no, but april may :)

malcum: the day you run out of these jokes, im gonna laugh

aurora: how rude

malcum: its not rude

aurora: yes it is

malcum: well i dont think so

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: what do you call it when batman skips church?

malcum: batman doesnt even go to church

aurora: christian bale

malcum: that wasnt funny
malcum: ben affleck is offended

aurora: leave me alone

malcum: never

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Calum5SOS tweeted: cant wait to meet her :)

Aurora5SOS replied: LET US IN ON THE MYSTERY GIRL

Maelyn5SOS tweeted: Aurora5SOS ITS KILLING ME

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: why didn't the melons get married?

malcum: because they cantaloupe 

aurora: o wow

malcum: i finally got one!!

aurora: yeah yeah 

malcum: (:

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

malcum: he doesnt

aurora: fo' drizzle

malcum: youre clever

aurora: i know

malcum: dont get cocky now

aurora: caw caw

malcum: cAw caW

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iMessage 4:44 PM

aurora: which is faster, hot or cold?

malcum: neither?

aurora: hot, because you can catch a cold

malcum: aw man i second guessed myself :(

aurora: its okay you'll get em next time :)

malcum: the concert is in two weeks how do you feel?

aurora: im so excited i could cry
aurora: actually, i did cry when you offered me your other ticket

malcum: i didnt offer i bought it specifically for you!

aurora: youre so sweet and i dont even know what you look like :(

malcum: you'll see soon enough
malcum: im not some creep i swear

aurora: yeah uh huh

malcum: i promiseeee

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authors note: gonna try updating every 2-3 days from now on, its just so hardd