So, this time we have a coinciding friend joining the trio. I mean, what's gonna happen? I don't know, you just have to read to find out. Enjoy! ~ a3

Huh. 

A Gootraxian. 

Literally just came up to me. 

I sit there for 10 minutes, then stand up and say, "Guys, if any other Gootraxian is nearby, stay as hidden as possible." Luke looks at me like I'm crazy. I'm not kidding. I'm not crazy, either.

"Why'd it go... away after it told you...?" Luke asks. I start to get kind of angry. "Gootraxians have genders, you know!" I yell. Luke steps back and trips. I know he's scared, but why? "B-B-Behind you..." Luke shakes as he says.

I turn around.

"Oh, hello!" I say. "What's your name?" I ask, adding on to my greeting. "I-I'm Hazzy," she says. Pretty sure I should tell Luke I told him so. But, is it really worth gloating about? Probably. "Pleasure to meet you, I'm a3iL..." I say, nervously.

"Buck told me about you," she says. Wait, what? Buck?! "What did he say?" I ask, timid. 

"He said that you are the nicest human around... and that your friends are normal." I step back a bit. "Guys, say '/exit' if you want to leave. I'm staying here," I say, calmly. They both say it. They're gone now. 

"So, what do you want from me, Hazzy?" I ask, and she doesn't say anything. Just drags me over to Panther. "So, I hear you're a nice human..." I hear him growl at me, teeth bared, ready to mutilate my body. "Alright, then. Rest assured, you don't have any weapons on you. Pleasure to meet you, a3iL," he says. I shake his paw. Well, he was rather calm. "What would you like me to do?" He asks. Wait... this doesn't seem to be as correct as I thought. "Why would I want you to do anything?" I ask. "Doesn't it seem wrong to force Gootraxians to work?" I added, profound.

"I see," he says. "Well, the crown is yours..." Panther walks away. Well, there's one thing to do now. Give it back! I'll do it, because I can. "Here you go, Panther," I say, almost exhausted. "You're still... the king... remember?" I ask, panting. I need... to take... a breather...

I can't stop walking in circles.

I know he's thinking of something.

"A3IL!" Panther bellows, making me feel uneasy. "Yes, Panther?" I ask. "Do you like Kaiju Paradise?" He asks, very sternly. I nod. A look of approval comes on his face. I didn't even know. If I were to have a crush on a Gootraxian, I would say Ghostfox. They're just so... cute. I don't even know their gender and yet they're still adorable all the same.

A/N: Me having a crush on Ghostfox is true. You can ship if you want, I'm not forcing you. Oh, and by the way, if you haven't really played Kaiju Paradise before, here's my recap of it. So, what Kaiju Paradise is, is that it's a game where you can either become a Gootraxian and infect (or, as I like to say, transfur) people, or you can be a Human and just fight back with a bat, a scythe, a knife, a Kaiju basher, an axe, etc. Anyways, enjoy the rest of this monstrosity of a book.

Jeez, I wonder what he's going to say next. "Ghostfox, come on down." Wait, Ghostfox?! I blush incoherently. Ghostfox walks up to me. "You're blushing. It's okay, I remember seeing you before," Ghostfox says. "Oh, I'm a guy, if you were ever wondering." I walk away.

Wow, I didn't expect that. Should I say something, or...? Eh, don't wanna waste my time... Besides, he's probably busy doing something. "Let me just quickly do something..." I mumble, quietly. I took a picture of the Kaiju Paradise roster, and I was too lazy to crop it, so...

That should do. I mean, I know nothing about these guys. I wouldn't know what they like or what they do, or how to make friends with others. I need to think more about they like doing. But, is it really worth it? "Heya." I hear the faint voice of Buck, his voice sounding much less raspy than before. "Hey, Buck," I say, putting my phone in my pocket and then turning it off. "What are you doing?" He asks, very calmly. "Nothing, just reading fanfics," I respond. That wasn't what I was actually doing. Not even close. "Okay, then." He walks off. Good. He didn't know.

Or is that bad?

[Nevermind, I'll just explore in the meantime. It doesn't matter.] So, off I went exploring. I bumped into Lang, who seemed pretty frustrated. "Oh, I'm so sorry for bumping into you, it's my fault, and-" I get cut off. "It's fine. I know you didn't mean it," he says calmly. "I'm just frustrated about something. About what the Scientists are up to, and all of that." 

I looked as if I'd just slipped in an oil spill, then crashed into a wall. What the [quack] was a Scientist? "Hey, Lang. What's a Scientist? Can I kill them?" I ask, tilting my head to one side. "Yeah." I hear him say faintly. 

Lang seemed more upset about how he can kill them so easily. It's alright, though. I'll just move on. I'm more confused on where these "Scientists" are located. I don't think they're very smart, I believe. I don't know, I'm not even sure yet.

I go to that one chill place. The Tree With That One Radio. I'm assuming you can just dance. So, I did the Garry's Mod dance. Simple as that.

Ghostfox and ToxicRabbit both see me dance there. Don't know how, but they did. But Protogen and DarkProtogen just stood there, questioning what was going on. 

"Hello, Ghostfox, ToxicRabbit, Protogen, and DarkProtogen! What's up?" I ask, while dancing. "Nothing," DarkProtogen says, drooling as he looks at my backside. I know, weird, but it is what it is.

ToxicRabbit peers over to see DarkProtogen looking at my backside. "Hey! Don't look at his backside, weirdo!" She yells, slapping DarkProtogen in the process. I stop dancing and ponder.

[Does DarkProtogen have a crush on me?] I wish I'd known sooner, but I guess it doesn't matter. Besides, I didn't know at all that he was looking at my backside.

Everything is going smoothly now.

...

I hope.