I love my job, I love the pay,

    I love it more and more each day.

I love my boss he is the best!

     I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office, and its location.

     I hate to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day.

      I think my job is very swell, there's nothing else I love so swell.

I love to work with my peers, with jeers, leer's and sneer's

        I love my computer and its software, I hug it often though it wont care.

I love each program, and each file, I'd loved them more if they worked awhile.

       I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.

I'm the happiest slave of the firm, I am.

     I love this work. I love these chores.

I love the meetings with deadly bores.

      I love my job- I'll say it again- I even love those friendly men.

Those friendly men, who've come today, to take me away!