Mikasa POV:

Its official

I'm married to the man of my dreams

Look at him for a quick second

He's tall, handsome, muscular-

Mmmmmm

This is the best day of my life

...

After alot of hugs, greetings and crying sessions, we were all told to go to the limo that would take us to our destination

Our limo was solid gold with black rims and blacked out windows, it was something like 25ft long

Eren POV:

I opened the door and helped Mikasa into the limo as her dress was huge

We waved as we drove away from the church

I felt my back sink into the white leather seats as I took in my surroundings

We had a whole private booth behind the driver's seat, a solid oak wall blocking us from him

There was a mini bar with an assortment of drinks and snacks

The seat was like a sofa that stretched along the back of the limo, one side of the wall and the oak wall behind the driver

I got up and poured Mikasa a bottle of wine whilst I poured myself a straight pint of vodka, I needed it

As I was drinking I didn't take my eyes off Mikasa, she looked stunning

What was weird was how she kept biting her lip and looking from my eyes to my crotch area, surely not here?

She then put the empty wine glass  back on the mini bar and walked over to me

Eren: "Mikasa?" (I questioned)

Mikasa: "You've been teasing me all day, and seems I can't take my dress off, this is the next best thing" (she said seductively)

She then kissed me and slid onto her knees

She then began unzipping my trousers

Eren: "What about the driver?"

Mikasa: "So what? He can watch if he wants"

Eren: "Okay, damn, do your thing" (I said confidently)

I then held her hair in my hand and received, quite possibly, the greatest gluck gluck 2000 I have ever received in my life

Safe to say when she finished after 20 minutes I felt as light as a feather

She got up, wiped her mouth and licked whatever missed off her hand

Eren: "I can't even move right now, I think I've ascended from the physical realm and entered the land of the Gods"

Mikasa: "Oh shut up" (she laughed as she playfully slapped my thigh)

Eren: "I wish I could do something back though, that dress is getting in my way"

Mikasa: "After the after party we can go for as long as you want" (she said teasingly)

Eren: "I'm holding you to that"

Mikasa: "I want to know what you're going to do to me" (she said suggestively)

Eren: "I'm gonna break down your wall maria" (I said in a comedic and flirtatious way)

...

The rest of the journey was filled with laughing, drinking, kissing, another session of gluck gluck 2000 and more drinking

I had finished the bottle of vodka and I was starting to feel it

I've only ever drank once before but I've been blessed with good genes, I can handle my drink pretty well

Mikasa was basically finished after her second glass

We pulled up to the venue after an hour of jam packed action

The doors to the limo opened up automatically this time as I stepped out first

I wobbled a little but I was fine

Mikasa on the other hand, could barely get out of her seat, she tripped over when standing up, toppled into the door of the limo when getting out and then tripped into my arms as she fell out

She must be completely out of it, she's had about 7 glasses of wine and 6 shots

Myself, well, I've had a whole bottle of vodka so I was practically existing in a perpetual state of hallucination

She grabbed onto my arm as I helped her out and we walked on the red carpet into the first class restaurant

She hiccupped and giggled as she wobbled from side to side

I put my arm around her waist as she flopped hers over my shoulder

Mikasa: "*hic*... you know-w E-Eren, I- *hic*- love you sooooooo- *hic* ooo much- *woah*  tehehehe, nearly fell over aga- *hic* again" (she slurred)

Eren: "You're not gonna remember this are you?"

Mikasa (she went to put her finger over my lips but ended up poking me in the eye): "Shhhhhhh child... me lovey *hic* you- y-y-yeah, me... lovey you *hic*"

Eren: "And me suggests you stop drinking" (I smiled)

Mikasa: "Ehhhhh? Where's the *hic* fun in that Ewen? *hic*"

Eren: "I see I have a new nickname" (I teased)

Mikasa: "Ughhhh... Eren, Ewen, Aaron, Beebee, Daddy, all th-the *hic* whoops, hold onto me- same thing hehe"

I laughed at her drunken state and continued to walk into the restaurant to greet everyone

We had hired the whole restaurant so it was just our family and friends

Mikasa went over to Sasha and they both began drunk crying

Connie came over to me and gave me a shot which I practically inhaled

Armin walked up and put his arm over my shoulder

Armin: "I love you so much Eren. I would've married you but, obviously, said no homo afterwards and wore socks for extra protection from the homo" (he slurred)

Eren: "Bro, you're drunk and we haven't even eaten yet" (I laughed)

Jean: "Such lightweights" (he laughed, walking over with a limp Marco)

Marco: "Hah, Jeanboy... Horsey...  Mule... answer me mullet boy!" (He slurred whilst leaning onto Jean's large frame)

Jean: "What?" (He said impatiently)

Marco: "Brooooo, Eren definitely got the gluck gluck 2000 in that *hic* limo, hahahahahaha *cough* ughhhh"

Jean: "Fucking noob"

Eren: "He's not wrong-"

Floch: "That's my fucking boy right there. Been the pussy slayer since day 1" (Floch wasn't as drunk as Marco, Armin and Mikasa but he was slightly tipsy. This means he will literally hold nothing back)

Floch: "I remember yeah, I remember this one time this chick, broooooo, she couldn't give suck to save her life. This girl yeah, this girl... she cheese grated my mini Flochster, probably still has the marks-"

Connie: "Okay prince Charming, shut up. Sorry I couldn't get to the boys room Eren, work had me doing overtime. The boss hates me"

Eren: "It's alright man, lets eat shall we?"

...

I sat down at the table with my mum, dad, Armin, Mikasa and Levi

This table was for immediate family and my best man (Armin)

We only found out recently that Mikasa and Levi are second cousins so Levi counts as family now

The restaurant itself was a victorian rustic style, mainly wood and white paint decorating the place

The only bad thing about the beautiful place was that Jean kept hitting his head on the top of the doorframe whenever he walked in, Marco would fall over everytime he hit his

Even my bun scraped the top of the doorframe, Mikasa found this very amusing-

Mikasa: "Hahahahaha, your bun *hic* it goes blooby blooby bloop tehehehehe" (she said whilst shaking he arms and puffing out her cheek whilst making the noise)

The first course was some salad, garlic bread and flavoured shots... more shots, this made Mikasa happy

The main course was a choice of chicken curry with an assortment of poppadoms, dips an naan breads, or a huge sirloin steak and chips

Of course, Mikasa ordered two glasses of wine with her meal

Desert was a huge bowl of lemon sorbet ice cream and, you guessed it, more alcohol in the form of nice, cute little glasses of Smirnoff Ice

Now that most people had finished their food, we waited for our limo again

I was carrying Mikasa on my back whilst waiting as she couldn't physically stand up

She was drooling all over my jacket whilst flicking my manbun with her finger. She would also barely whisper the phrase, in a very drawn out and slurred way-

Mikasa: "heh heh, blooby blooby bloop"

The golden limo turned around the corner and entered the drive way infront of the brightly lit Victorian style restaurant

As I began walking to the limo Mikasa slapped the top of my head lightly-

Mikasa: "teehee, giddy up horsey" (she slurred quietly)

Eren: "No, Jean's over there Mikasa"

Mikasa: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, hes a horse *hic* b-because he-he looks like a horse *hic* teehee, horseface"

I sighed happily as I placed her back in her seat

I sat down myself, hands behind my head before I heard shuffling and grunting

I looked to see Mikasa leaning over to the mini bar whilst still sat down, she's clearly forgotten the function of her legs

Mikasa: "Me wanty more fun juice" (she slurred quietly)

Eren: "No Mikasa, no more fun juice until you sober up a bit"

Mikasa: "Grrrr, that's mean. Nasty pants" (she crossed her arms childishly)

Eren: "Fine, you can have more fun juice"

I then poured her a big glass of water and helped her to drink it

Ha get tricked bitch

She finished the glass and leaned back into her seat, grinning

She then slowly drifted off to sleep

I just watched her peacefully sleeping for the rest of the 30 minute journey

...

When we pulled up to the venue I shook Mikasa awake

She seemed better than before but still very drunk

Mikasa: "Ughhhh, when do we get to fuckkkk?"

Jeeper peepers

Eren: "After the after party, now come on"

I picked her up bridal style and walked into the venue

It was a huge room with a floor that was all dance floor

There was a stage with a karaoke stand and a dj booth on it

The place was huge, you could probably fit a football pitch in it

There were two bars on either sides of the walls and LED lights everywhere

They littered the walls and the ceiling as well as the outskirts of the dance floor

The stage was home to two huge speakers that looked like they could make your ears bleed

...

I put Mikasa down on a chair and gave her another drink of water

We're going to be dancing soon

...

Another 15 minutes and everyone was here

A further 10 minutes of getting everything set up and finally Mikasa was sober enough to walk and talk, although still quite drunk

The light went off and the LEDs began moving around the room

Greens, reds, blues, whites, pinks, oranges and yellows filled the room

Moving around in lines, softly

Suddenly All of Me by John Legend begins playing

I grab Mikasa's hand and guide her to the dance floor

People began cheering and clapping

My mum was tearing up for the gazzilionth time today

The piano echoed around the room as I stared into Mikasa's eyes

Every lyric resonated with my soul

Every syllable pronounced my love for the woman in front of me

I kissed her and pulled her in close to my chest

As the chorus picks up I let her twirl around my arm

I want to make this the best day ever

She doesn't know that I've secretly been taking dancing lessons

I then push the lower half of her back down as I catch her and lean over, she looks shocked but goes with it

I let go, walk back, spin around and run back over to her, throwing her up into the air and catching her as she spins back down

As the song comes to an end I let her spin by my arm again, this time pulling her into me

We're now face to face, chests touching and staring into each other's eyes

Our foreheads touch as we stand, staring into each other's eyes as if no one was there

The song ends and everyone claps and cheers

The DJ suddenly speaks up-

Levi: "Right Ladies and Gentlemen, you might not have been expecting this but fuck it, I'm drunk and I'm a badass. For the next half an hour I'll be taking requests before we start up the karaoke!"

People screamed and cheered even more

Me and Mikasa walked off to the bar holding hands

Eren: "I'll get us some drinks"

Mikasa: "Thanks"

I then see Jean walking over to me as Marco sits next to Mikasa

Jean: "Wow Jaeger, you really do have the moves like Jagger"

We both laugh as I put my hand on his shoulder

Eren: "Thanks man, I appreciate how close we've become now. You mean alot to me, as much as we piss each other off"

Jean: "Yeah, you're like an annoying little brother to me... with a shit haircut" (he jokes)

Eren: "Can't say much mullet boy"

Jean: "It suits me"

Eren: "Tch, yeah alright"

We continue laughing as we order our drinks and walk over to Mikasa and Marco

...

After half an hour of madness and some bathroom shenanigans (lenny face), Levi spoke up-

Levi: "Right then dickbags. Karaoke, who's up first?"

I then see a short blonde man stumble up the stage steps

Jean: "Lord help me"

Armin: "Fuck it, this is for the boys, AWOOGA!"

We've gotta back our boy

Me, Levi, my dad, Connie, Jean, Marco and Floch all cheer our boy on as the beat starts

Counting Stars by One Republic

Armin: "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!"

We cheer even more as he begins the lyrics

He drunkenly shouts into the mic as the lads gather around the stage cheering him on

He's not that bad considering he's already lost most of his voice from the half an hour of screaming and is dangerously drunk

We then hear the chorus pick up as Armin jumps off the stage

We catch him as the beat drops and throw him up into the air repetitively

Armin's song finishes with him throwing up on the stage-

Levi: "Tch, what a mess, next"

A very drunk Sasha and a pumped up Connie then walk onto the stage

From the back of the football pitch sized room, I hear Mikasa's voice boom as clear as day, somehow

Mikasa: "WOOOOOOOO THATS MY GIRLLL!"

The beat begins

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

They take turns singing two lines each as the other freestyle beatboxes into the mic

Whilst Armin is still throwing up behind them, the lads begin chanting

Lads: "CONNIE. CONNIE. CONNIE!"

We stamp our feet as a collective

Connie thrives in this as he rips off his shirt revealing an 8 pack and chiseled physique of his own

On the left side of his chest is a tattoo of a potato he got on a lads holiday we went on last summer, my dad and Levi didn't come to that one

He yells into the mic, drowning out Sasha's, surprisingly, angelic voice

She turns to look at him angrily and throws her mic at his head

It makes a very amusing 'bonk' noise

Just after that she tackles him to the floor, straddling him and lightly slapping him

The violence then turns slightly R rated as they begin passionately kissing and gropping each other whilst on the stage

Meanwhile, Armin is still throwing up, poor kid

Levi gets up from his seat and kicks them off the stage, they land with a thud on the dance floor and run off, giggling, towards the bathroom

Mikasa then stumbles up to the stage

Jesus help me

Mikasa whispers something into Levi's ear

He laughs in response and nods

This is going to be bad

Mikasa: "Listen to the lyrics very, VERY carefully Eren" (she says suggestively)

Oh God

Sexual by NEIKED begins playing

Mikasa: "You got that thing that I been looking for
Been running around for so long
Now I caught you, I won't let you go
You got that thing that I been looking for
And you got a heart full of gold
And that's really turning me on"

Oh God, it sounds really good as well

Mikasa: "You are, you are, you are, you are, you are
Everything that I dreamed of, now I can paint a picture
You are, you are, you are, you are, you are
Making my life much greener, yeah-yeah"

The boys begin cheering her on and slapping me on the back

The crowd cheer her on and laugh at my face

Mikasa: "Just say you feel the way that I feel
I'm feeling sexual, so we should be sexual
Just say you feel the way that I feel
I'm feeling sexual, so we should be sexual"

She then winks at me and I begin really feeling it

Mikasa: "You got something that I ain't seen before
You've opened a million doors
All I can say is I adore you
You got something that I ain't seen before
Hold me 'cause baby, I'm yours
Oh, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE GET HOME!" (She shouts the last part, making it blatantly obvious)

I let her finish her song and she stumbles off the stage

As she's walking back to her seat she blows me a kiss and winks

Oh my God

...

After a further hour of singing from Levi, my parents, grandpa Arlert, Jean and Floch, Levi speaks up

Levi: "Alot of people have come onto this stage but there's only one man I want to see up here. Eren Jaeger, get your ass on the stage now!"

People begin cheering and screaming

The boys (minus a sleeping Armin, drunk Marco and Floch who has pulled one of Mikasa's friends): "EREN. EREN. EREN!"

I shake my head

Eren: "No it's not happeni-"

Suddenly I'm lifted out of my seat and thrown onto the stage

The roars become louder as I give in

I tell Levi my song choice-

Levi: "Are you sure you can even do that?"

Eren: "I'm Eren fucking Jaeger, of coure I can" 

Levi (speaks into the mic): "JAEGERBOOOOOOOOOOMB!"

Suddenly the beat starts playing

Rap God by Eminem

The beat kicks in

Eren: "Look, I was gonna go easy on you
Not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it... lets go!"

Eren: "Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means"

The crowd begin roaring as I pick up the pace

Eren: "We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered"

Eren: "I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot"

Mikasa POV:

OH

MY

GOD

This is so hot, I had no clue he could do this

Eren POV:

Eren: "Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though"

Suddenly the song increases to 1.5x speed

I look at Levi and we both nod, determined

Eren: "Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me
And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience
A feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating"

At first everyone looks shocked that I'm doing one of the fastest raps ever at 1.5x speed

I finish the song and everyone falls into applause

...

Its now 11:30, only people our age are coming back to our place for the after party, its still around 30 people though

I step back into the limo with Mikasa

As soon as the door shuts she straddles me

Here we go again

End of Chapter