Voice:
"It's your average night in Gotham City: Bane has gotten an army of rogues including but not limited to Two Face, Killer Croc, and The Penguin to break The Joker out of Arkham Asylum. Sounds like a piece of cake for a family of candy colored vigilantes, right? Except Batman is with the Justice League, Dick and Damian are with their Junior Justice Leagues, and Tim and Stephanie are somewhere making love or something, who knows? I guess the same thing goes for Harper and Cass, haven't seen them around. Only leaving Batgirl, Batwoman, Batwing, and their fearless Bat-leader, The Bat-Red Hood, who Batman totally left in charge"

Batwing:"JASON! Now is NOT the time for your little narration fantasies! Can we please focus on the mission?"

Jason:"Hey, this doesn't really look like it can be well handled, alright? I'm just trying to lighten the DAMN mood for when the Spoopy Scary Skeleton Squad releases the most dangerous psycho on Earth into the streets!"

Batwoman:"We can handle 'em, now chill guys, they'll be her soon"

Batgirl:"How can we do this? We..."

Batgirl and Jason look at each other like the sibling goals they are

Batgirl:"WE ARE OUTGUNNED!"

Jason:"WHAT?!"

Batgirl:"OUTMANNED!"

Jason:"WHAT?!"

Batgirl:"OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED!"

Jason:"BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK!"

Batwoman:"What the hell..."

Batwing:"It'll end soon, I promise"

And that is how the Joker escaped from Arkham Asylum and no one even tried to stop him.