Genie of the Lamp!

"Y/N! Y/N, WAKE UP! Please don't be dead!" 


I open my eyes and see Al and Abu looking at us worryingly.


"AH! My head!" I almost yell.


 I look at Al and he doesn't have a scratch on him. Me on the other hand, I have a bloody hand because of the stab wound.


"Did Jafar get away?" I ask him. He and Abu nod. 


"That two-faced son of a jackal! Whatever, he's long gone with the lamp." Al says. I try to think of a way to make things better. Then, something hits me.


"Guess what? I got something that will make you feel better. TADAA!" I pull out the lamp and throw it at Aladdin.


"Y/N, you sneaky little girl." He gives me a noogie on the head.


I sit up and we both examine the lamp.


"It just looks like a beat-up worthless piece of junk. There's something written here." I look on the lamp and see some writing on it too. "It's hard to make out." Al rubs the lamp it lights up red.


I freak out and hide behind one of the fallen rocks along with Abu and the carpet. Fireworks start shooting in the air and laughter coming from the lamp. Suddenly, smoke starts coming out of the lamp and it becomes bigger and bigger until...


"AAAAAAAAAHHHH! OI!" There is a blue man whose legs are made out of the smoke. He cracks his neck. "Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second." He hangs Al onto the wall and I hold in my laughter. And believe me, it was hard to hold it all in.


The man picks up his head and turns it around. "WOAAHHHHOOO! WOW! Does it feel good to be outa there!" He puts his head back on straight. "Nice to be back ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where are you from? What's your name?" He makes a microphone come out of the air.


Al goes up to the microphone. "A-Aladdin."


"Aladdin! Hello Aladdin, it's nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? It sounds like, 'Here boy! (whistles) COme on Laddie!'"


"I must've hit my head harder than I thought," Al says. I think in my mind, 'Yeah, no shit Sherlock'


"Do you smoke? Mind if I do?" The person or... giant laughs. "Yo, rug man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia." They do a little handshake thing. "Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side, do I look different to you?" He says to Al.


"Wait, wait a minute. I'm your master?" Al says as confused at hell.


"Tat's right! He can be taught! What do you wish of me ever impressive, the one contained but never duplicated" He makes duplicates of himself. "The Genie of the Lamp!"


"Woah, Woah, Woah! Wish fulfillments?!" Aladdin asks pretty happily.


"Yup, three wishes to be exact! And no wishing for more wishes. That's it! No substitutions, changes, or refunds."


Al goes up to Abu's ear. "Now I know I'm dreaming."


"Master! I don't think you quite realize what you got here. So why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities!"



"NEVER... HAD A... FRIEND... LIKE... MEEEEE! You ain't never had a friend like me." The now I understand, Genie lays down and puts down an applause sign above his head.


I can't take it anymore hiding so I come out and applaud. "That was spectacular!"


Everyone looks at me and the Genie's mouth drops agape. His face turns rud but then dumps his head into a bucket of water to cool it down.


"Your voice is amazing! You and Al would make a great team in something like that." I say in pure shock.


"Why thank you, doll. What's your name?"


The genie pulls out his microphone again.


"Y/N."


"Y/N! What a lovely name for a lovely woman." He says in his announcer's voice. I blush at the comment and walk up to Al.


"So, Al. What are you gonna wish for? I mean, you only have 3. You could wish for anything!" 


"Yup, that's true!" The genie says, "But, there are a few rules."


"Like what?" Al says. The Genie turns small and sits next to Al.


"Rule number 1! I can't kill anybody" He chops off his own head. "So don't ask." He puts his head back on. "Rule number 2! I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else." He gives Al a big kiss on his head. I almost laugh at that one. "Rule number 3! I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture." Al covers his mouth because of how scary the genie looked. I did the same cause it was too scary. "I don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it!" 


"Hmmm..." Al,  Abu, and I say in unison. Abu points upward and we all have an idea.


"Provisos? You mean, limitations... on wishes?" Al says.


"Huh, you're right. Some old powerful genie. He can't bring people back from the dead." I say mocking the genie. He looks at us dead serious.


"I dunno, Abu. He probably can't get us out of this cave. Looks like we are going to have to find our own way out of here."


The genie stomps his foot in front of us. "Excuse me? Psh. Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here and all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WISHES SO SIT DOWN!!!"


All three of us sit on the carpet and start shivering because he sounded so scary.  "In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. ANYWHERE! Keep your arms inside the carpet and YEEEAAHHOOOOO!" 


We fly out of the cave and make our way onto land again. I feel like falling off so I hold onto the first thing that I can grab. Honestly, I didn't care if I am embracing Al at the moment. Also, I have my eyes shut. Once we come to a complete stop, I open up my eyes. Wait... this isn't Al... OH NO!


"Genie! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" I say putting my hands together asking for forgiveness.


"It's fine, Y/N. There's no need to apologize!" Genie says patting my head. Honestly, it felt kinda nice... WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?!


"So, Genie..." Al says with a big grin on his face.


"What's up, Al?" Genie says to Aladdin. 


"About my three wishes..." 


"Oh? Dost my ears deceive me? Three?" He puts his hand to his ear and then points his finger towards Al. "You are down by one, boi!"


"Nope. I never actually wished to get us out of the cave. Ha. You did that on your own." Al says calmly.


Genie looks like he is about to say something but then his mouth drops. "Y/N is it true?!"


"Yup," I proudly say, "Al and I just want to save as many wishes possible," I say putting my arm on Al's shoulder.


"Well, I feel sheepish." Genie turns into a sheep, "Okay you baaaad boy. But no more freebies." Genie turns into a bee.


I added this cause I think that the Genie should've turned into a bee when he said freebie.


"Fair deal," Al says while thinking hard, "Three wishes, I want them to be good..."


Al and I think of good wishes. "What would you wish for?" We both say in unison.


Genie looks at us with a shocked expression like we asked him a weird question. "Me? No one's ever asked me that before...Well, in my case...ah, forget it."


"What?" I say waking up next to him "Cmon, tell us!"


"...Freedom..." Genie says. I don't understand completely.


"You're a prisoner?" Al asks.


"It's all part of the genie gig. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! itty bitty living space." 


"Aw, Genie," I say giving him a big sympathetic hug.


"That's terrible!" Al says. "Why don't you just set yourself free?"


"YO CARPET! DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID? "Why don't I set myself free?" The carpet laughs, "The only way for a genie to be free is if the owner wishes him out. The last time that happened was the fourth of 'never' arie."


"I'll do it," Al says. "I'll set you free."


"Uh-huh, I wanna see that happen," Genie says sarcastically. "The more you have, the more you want."


"No," Al says, "I'm serious. Y/N and I have three wishes each. So basically, we have six all together. Y/N can use her three wishes and I'll use my two wishes. That way, the last wish I have can set you free."


"No, Al. You have your three and I'll set Genie free with my last wish. You've done too much for me!" I say to Al.


"No, Y\N! You've been the greatest friend to me and I want you to have the last wish to yourself. I'll do it."


"No, I will!"


"No, I will!"


"No, I will!


"NO, ALADDIN! I SAID I'LL DO IT!" I scream at him.


He looks at me with a little bit of fear because I said his full name.


"Well...," Al says and grabs the lamp. "NOT IF I HAVE THE LAMP FIRST!"


"Oh no, you don't! Come back here!" I yell. We chase each other like we did as little kids.


"Now, now, Al and Y\N. You both have your three wishes. You use that as you like. Forget about me!" Genie says trying to calm us down.


"NO!" Al and I yell at each other.


"Hey, Y\N." Al says, "Remember how we used to fight like this as kids." He says with a grin.


"Oh, you bet I do! I got mad at you for giving me the last piece of bread! You should've taken it!"


"That is why I split it in half," Al says trying to prove a point.


"Hm... Oh, I get it! We use both our last wishes to free Genie! So that way nobody ends up with more!" I say happily.


We both look at Genie. "We're sorry we went a little out of hand," I say expecting him to get mad at us.


"Hey, it's fine, guys! Really!" Genie says.


"So, Genie. Once we use our first wish two wishes, we'll use our third one to set you free." I stick out my hand to make a deal.


"Ok, here's hoping. Alright." He shakes my hand, "Let's make some magic! So how about it? What is it that you two want most?" 


I look towards Al to signal him to go first. He gets the message.


"Well, there's this girl..." Al starts to say but then gets cut off by the Genie.


"ERR! Wrong! I can't make anyone fall in love, remember?" Genie asks Al.


"But we had this connection and..." once again, he gets cut off by the Genie.


"Yo, monkey. Did they really have a connection?" Genie asks Abu.


Abu nods and gags at the thought.


"Y/N?" He asks me.


"Yup, they had something. It was too obvious. Al had it serious for the princess." I say rolling my eyes playfully. Al bumps me with his arm and gives me another noogie.


"Wait, Genie?" Al says. "Are you able to turn me into a prince?"


Genie pulls out a book of royalty and flues through it. "Ah! To make a prince. Will that be a wish?"


"It is possible that I could become a princess?" I say to Genie.


"Yup! Just say the words and it will happen!" He says with magic coming from his hands.


"Genie." We both say at the same time.


"I wish to become a prince," Al says.


"And I wish to become a princess,"  I say.


"ALRIGHT! Back up you two. I need room to work." Light comes out of his hands. "I'm about to fabulize you two."

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