Written by ttaecci (the MAGANDA*** queen)

Chu: ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ᴍᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴇɴ! ;)

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[ Third Person's Point of View ]

"Jeon and his lame crew are going to party at Jackson's place tonight. This is your chance to sneak in, Lisa." Rose stated, wiggling her eyebrows.

They began to pack everything up until a bottle of pills rolled out from Jisoo's backpack. Lisa picked it up and gasped at the label.

"Jisoo, why are you bringing laxatives?!"

Jisoo looked up and snatched the bottle, throwing it back into her bag. "Aishh, you're asking too many questions. Let's go now, people!"

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[ Inside the boys' dorm house ]

Jisoo slowly walked past the counter woman who was snoring louder than a pig.

She whistled as she roamed along the hallways. It was pitch black, but the only source of light there was from the vending machine.

Jisoo inserted some coins into the machine and took a fresh can of coffee. She then opened it and sat on the dirty floor, 'this is where the fun begins' she muttered to herself and took out the bottle of laxatives.

'Muahahahaha' she laughed sinisterly as she poured all the white pills into the drink impatiently. It was currently twelve midnight so everyone should be asleep by now, well... probably except for one person.

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"Oppa!" Jisoo greeted the CCTV staff who turned around to look at the person standing at the door. "Oh! Jisoo-shi! How are you? And why are you still up at this time?"

He had huge dark circles under his eyes, but he managed to smile happily to his crush without any hint of tiredness.

"I was concered about you, that's why I brought you this!" She smiled sweetly before handling him the canned drink.

"Ahh, that's why! I've been craving for black coffee for a very long time. Thank you so much Jisoo! You're the best!"

Jisoo smiled as she watched him chugged down the drink quickly. I am truly sorry, Chanyeol.

"So, how was it?" Jisoo asked, and he smiled. "It's great! Once again, thank you so-"

Chanyeol groaned and held his stomach. "Ugh, stupid stomach. Once again, thank you so much-" He clutched his stomach tightly again.

Jisoo's eyes widen. "What's happening? Are you okay?"

Chanyeol smiled painfully. "No, it's nothing I- SH*T!" He screamed before running to the bathroom. "Sorry Jisoo!" He yelled.

Jisoo chuckled and quickly sat down on the chair. She put on the headphones and spoke through the mic, "Lisa, can you hear me?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Okay," Jisoo clicked on every CCTV footage to see if there were any passer-bys. "Clear. Dorm number 87 is just a few steps away from you. Go get the Jeon's panties, Limario."

"Roger that, Sir."

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"Roger that, Sir." Lisa replied before speed-walking towards Jungkook's dorm. Once she had reached there, she twisted the doorknob and rushed in.

"How does his room look like?" Rose asked, and Lisa shook her head as she stared at the bed and the scribbled walls.

"Trash." She replied, then she heard Jennie and Rose laughed through the walkie-talkie.

Lisa made her way to his closet disgustingly. Doritos and bread crumbs were scattered everywhere. Not to mention that there was a puddle of yellowish-liquid under the table which smelt of rotten milk.

She opened his drawer which was named "KOOKOO'S BOXERS" and her hands went rummaging through a particular design.

'Spiderman Boxers? Uhh, nope.'

'Mickey Mouse Boxers? Nope.'

'What the hell? He has Dora the Explorer Boxers!?'

Lisa's hands went deeper until she grabbed a piece of cloth and pulled it out, which happens to be...

"HIS IRON MAN BOXERS!" She screamed.

"Lisa, red light red light! Jungkook's coming!" Jisoo whispered through the walkie-talkie.

"Okay unnie I'm-"

"What the f*ck is going on here?!" Jungkook bursted into the room and Lisa quickly jammed the boxers into her pants.

Jungkook started walking towards Lisa furiously as her body started to shake in fear. Oh my God what should I do, what should I do??

"JUST RUN YOU PRUNE!" Jisoo screamed through the walkie-talkie on the floor which she finally broke into a sprint.

Lisa ran along the hallways as fast as she could and looked back to see that Jungkook was chasing after her. "Come back, you bastard!" He shouted, causing the counter woman to wake up.

"Have a goodnight!" She screamed to the counter woman before pushing the doors open. Jennie, Rose and Jisoo were already waiting inside the car.

"Quick, Lisa!" Jisoo screamed in a paranoid tone while Jennie and Rose were laughing in excitement.

Lisa quickly hopped into the backseat and Jisoo pressed the gas forcefully, driving away from the boys' dorm house.

"F*CK!" Jungkook screamed as he watched the car drove away.

"So, did you get it?" Jennie asked, anxiously. Lisa smiled smugly. "Yup!"

Then the whole night was filled with the four girls' cheerings and screams of laughter.

I hope he doesn't realise that I stole his boxers. Lisa smiled as she looked down at the iron man boxers.

Dang the bulge part is so freaking BIG. She held it up and stared at the middle part of it.

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Unedited.

Omfg what did i just wrote

Chu: Jenna is so GORGEOUS! And no one can tell me if I am wrong because I'm not! *runs*

Jenna: dont listen to the maknae! She's a big liar! *runs after her*

Chu: I LOVE YOU SOSOSOSO MUCH JENJEN!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS ALONG WITH ANA!!! And I almost forgot about your cute hands that makes me wanna squeezed them and hug 'em! MUAHHHH~ 💛

Ana: Smh I really am the "fake" oldest lol but enjoy your youth, while you can oh young ones (wow I sound old but whatever)

Chu: *stops running and turns to ana*
you really did sound old... *chuckles and runs again*

Ana: Well I am a few months older but i'm not old!!! *runs after you*

Chu: *runs faster*