Truth Seekers

Two agents by the names of Agent One and Agent Two watch some footage of the I.M.P., Agent One pointing at a monitor with Blitzø on it, "Right there! This was the first sighting."


"They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world...and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?" Agent Two thinks to herself.


"They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next."


A loud clattering noise is heard outside followed by an angry cat hissing. The agents peek out of a hole in the wall covered with small wood planks to represent blinds. They see Blitzø on top of some trash bags and dumpsters as he looked around.


"Ah well, that's convenient." Agent Two smirks.


Blitzø shushes his team, "Shh! Remember, we can't be seen." he slams the dumpster door loudly, falling into a pile of trash bags.


"You were saying?" Elizabeth smiles.


"Pardon my word, sir, but you're currently being the loudest." Moxxie told the boss.


"I said shush your dick sucking lips, Moxxie." Blitzø pokes him with a used condom, making the imp step away from him as Elizabeth gagged.


"Blitzø, please! Put that down." the female imp told him as the portal starts to open, Millie stepping in as she waves her husband over.


Moxxie moves to go into the portal, but Blitzø and Elizabeth tackle him, "Get down!" A net zooms by, Agent One reloading his weapon. They turn to the portal, where Agent Two jumps down with a rope from a building and lands in front of the portal, holding a weapon in her hands.


"Loona! Close it!" Blitzø orders.


"Anarchy, stay right there with Millie!" Elizabeth adds.


"Wait! No!"


"Mom!"


Millie and Anarchy try to rush to the portal, but Loona closes it in time.


The three remaining imps dodge some shots as Moxxie fires at the two agents. However, he gets hit by a tranquilizer and falls to the ground, unconscious.


"Moxxie!" Blitzø and Lizzie exclaim before grabbing him and running, hitting Agent Two and knocking her over.


"I smell..." Moxxie sniffs, "Colors..."


The imps stop at a dead end, the agents cornering them.


"Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!" Blitzø moves to fire at them, but Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, shocking all three of them.


Agent One laughs, "I'd like to see the suits at corporate calling us losers now. That was pretty badass."


"Super badass." Agent Two adds as the two imps slip into unconsciousness.


...


Millie, tears in her eyes, punches at the wall angrily before falling to her knees, "Shit! Shit, shit, shit!" she wails as she repeats the words.


"You uh...You okay there?" Loona asks.


"Mom..." Anarchy tears up a little.


"What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys and Lizzie are in trouble!" Millie told the hellhound.


"Open it again, Loona! Please!" Anarchy pleads.


"Blitzø was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"


"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!" Millie and Anarchy yell in unison.


Loona zips up a bag labeled, "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag", Millie twirling and lifting up a giant axe as Anarchy makes a quick phone call. He and the hellhound then transform into their human forms as the portal opens again, Millie flipping and landing in a pose while Anarchy and Loona walked over.


Their eyes widen, Millie falling to her knees as she starts to cry, "They aren't here..."


Loona lifts her up, bending down and sniffing the ground, "It smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins and Liz."


Millie slips into the backpack, Loona picking up the axe as she and Anarchy start to run.


...


Moxxie wakes up and looks around, realizing that he, Blitzø, and Elizabeth are tied up in chairs, their tails tied together in chains by a ball. He panics and struggles to get free while Agent Two grabs a light and shines it on him.


"Finally awake, huh, little fella? Your partners have been a while now."


"Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery, so I-" Bliztø cuts off when Agent One grabs the light and shines it on his face, "Oh, okay."


"Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?" Agent One asks before he and Agent Two continue to pass the light with each question, Elizabeth answering the entire time.


"It's not your business who we work for."


"How did you get to our world from the afterlife?"


"That is not your business either."


"Why are youz killing humans?"


"Why would we tell you that?"


"When did you show up here?"


"Buy a watch."


"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch." Blitzø interrupts, "First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we into this. I mean everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, bitch. Lizzie?"


"I have a specific taste, so I'll have a mocha. Moxxie, tell them what you want." the female imp smirks.


"I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino. Make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture other wise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put "Foxy" or "Roxy". I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then add-"


"Enough! We aren't getting youz coffee!" Agent One snaps.


"Wow, how rude." Elizabeth sticks her tongue out at him.


"Wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats." Blitzø smirks.


"If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts." Agent Two told the imps, who look unbothered.


"When you say "tortured", do you mean physical or psychological?" Moxxie asks, "Physical seems counterproductive. We would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you have no way of knowing what was true."


"Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with." Blitzø adds.


"What do you mean by that?" Agent One asks.


Lizzie giggles, "Oh, so you're one of the stupid ones, huh?"


"I could work with stupid. Daddy Likey Dummy." the boss wiggles his eyebrows.


Moxxie squirms, trying not to laugh, but bursts out into hysterics anyway as Lizzie giggles loudly, "Good one, sir! Daddy likey-"


"You better stop laughin' at us!" Agent Two points at them.


Agent One grabs Blitzø's collar and screams in his face, "Yeah! You are the ones at our mercy!"


"It's hard to resist. I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here, for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are." Moxxie says.


Agent Two leans down, curious, "What are you?"


"I'm a Virgo."


Blitzø and Elizabeth burst out laughing.


"Good one, Moxxie!" the female imp laughs.


"Oh, a smart guy, eh?" Agent One crosses his arms.


"One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!" Agent Two adds.


"Ohh, getting kinky!" Blitzø comments.


"You sick basterds!" Lizzie adds as the agents recoil in shock and horror.


"WHAT?!? We aren't playing any of your vile demon kinks!" Agent One exclaims.


"I mean, that's what it sounded like back there. You sickos." Blitzø comments.


"Please, don't give them ideas, sir." Moxxie smirks.


"Why not? I know the shit you're into-"


"STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!" Agent One points at them.


"Wow, someone's dramatic." Lizzie smiles.


"Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!" Agent Two told him.


"Hey, aren't we gonna get our phone call, bitch?" Blitzø asks.


"Well, that entirely depends: Who you gonna call, hmm?" Agent One asks.


"Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!"


"Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!" Agent Two yells as Agent One starts to cry into his arm.


...


Millie, Loona, and Anarchy hide at the side of the building as two guards stand outside the entrance of the D.H.O.R.K.S. building.


"This where they ended up?" Millie asks.


"It has to be. The guards are dressed exactly like the ones who cornered the others." Anarchy frowns.


"Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?" Loona asks.


"Lift me up to that vent!" Millie points to the small vent above them.


Loona and Anarchy raise her up, the female imp opening the vent up and crawling into it. She unlocks a side door and opens it, letting the teens in. They sneak through the halls, sneaking past some guards before an alarm sounds, alerting the guards to their presence. Agents hold different Japanese weapons to fight against the trio, but they end up killing the ones in their way. They run to another set of agents, who throw shuriken.


"Throw me!" Millie commands.


"On it!" Anarchy throws her into the group as a door closes behind her labeled CAUTION BLAST DANGER. He and Loona look wide-eyed as they heard screaming. The door then lifts to show Millie surrounded by corpses and blood.


"Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady." Loona smiles as she and Anarchy walk past her.


"I'm, like, 5 years older than you!" Millie told her.


...


Blitzø makes a blep face at Agent One.


"Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!"


"Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking." Agent Two suggests before the two leave the room, slamming the door behind them.


Elizabeth sighs as she tries to get out of her bonds, but can't. She then smiles to herself as she starts to use her nails to lightly scratch at the rope.


Blitzø sighs as well, "Don't worry, if we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated, they stop thinking clearly. It usually works." he struggles against the ropes, trying to get out.


"I'm just worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now. I'm sure!" Moxxie says.


"Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset." Blitzø told him.


"We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!" Moxxie told the two imps as green gas started to fill the room.


"Um...guys?" Lizzie notices the gas.


"Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie? It's always "Oh, how's Millie?", "I can't tonight, I'm hanging with Millie." "I'm so worried about Millie." And she's always five fucking feet away from you! It's pathetic!"


"That was oddly personal." Moxxie told his boss.


"You know what, you're right. I don't know why the fuck I just let my guts spill like that." Blitzø says.


"Guys, I hate to interrupt, but they're filling the room with some green gas!" Lizzie told the two imps.


"Fuck!" Blitzø sniffs, "The hell is this?"


"I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum." Moxxie guesses.


"Oh, you just guess that's what it is?" Blitzø asks.


"Well, uh, just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell either of you."


"Okay, uh-" Lizzie gets cut off by her boss.


"Does Millie ever peg you?"


"Sometimes." Moxxie blushes with a smile on his face before realizing something, "Wait, ew, fuck! Why that?!"


"Heh, I knew it." Blitzø smirks.


"I just got a mental picture!" Lizzie gags, "Get out! Get out!"


"Well your suit is tacky!" Moxxie insults Blitzø, "Fuck, I'm sorry."


The boss gasps, "How fuckin' dare you! You have shitty taste in music! I'm sorry!"


"Shit taste? You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!" Moxcie starts to tear up.


"I lied! I left half way through!"


"You-you said you loved it!"


"It was awful Moxxie! It was about ugly horny cats!" Blitzø tears up and starts to cry as Moxxie cries hysterically, "Oh, God, Moxxie, I've said so many lies to you!"


Elizabeth struggles to break free as she starts to hallucinate, "Huh?"


Blitzø coughs and shakes his head as he starts to hallucinate too, "Dammit, Moxxie, this is all your fault!"


"How is this my fault?" Moxxie asks before hallucinating as well.


...


Moxxie walks towards some fog, organ music playing, "Blitzø? Lizzie?" he coughs, "I-I can't see you. God, this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank, because I swear to Satan-"


Blitzø, who was dressed as the Phantom of the Opera, plays the organ and speaks in a deeper octave, "It is no prank, bitch!"


"Hey! Why do you sound like that?"


"Because you, my precious little bitch boy-"


"Stop it, Sir."


"-are tripping balls!"


The shiny organ pipes act as a spotlight and points to Moxxie as he begins to sing, holding a candlabra and climbing up the staircase, "No, what? How could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT! It's a bad trip! Oy Gevault! Of course, Blitzø, this would be your fault!My lungs are full of honesty, would you promise me that you won't judge?"


"Yes, bitch!" Blitzø dramatically plays the organ.


"Not trying to divulge too much, but I'm in too deep so first of all: Fuck You!"


"What?"


"This is all just typical well two can play at this game of dismay 'cause if you're here causing frustration, I'm torturing you with your hallucination!"


...


In Blitzø's hallucination, he was wearing a clown outfit as 3 swirls of sludge in pink, black, and brownish-red float around him. The red sludge screams and covers Blitzø in slime. He looks down at his hands, sniffing and licking the slime. He then gets frightened by the sludge, stumbling and falling down as the sludge turns into a doodle form of Moxxie.


"I simply follow your orders. It isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower."


"Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?" Blitzø asks the doodle.


"I am simply speaking Satan's plain English. Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time? And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about-" Moxxie continues talking as the sludges surround Blitzø.


"Shut up!"


...


Back in Moxxie's hallucination...


"Why do you hurt me so?" Moxxie sings.


"I know!"


"Why must you push your friends away?"


"I push my friends away." Blitzø harmonizes.


"Why does it seem like a recurring theme that you alienate with your toxic routine?"


"I don't know eventually everyone goes!"


"Cause you're thoughtless, and cruel and you'll end up alone!"


Blitzø glares at him.


...


Back in Blitzo's hallucination, Moxxie continues to speak.


"In fact, my dear boss, you don't know what you are doing half the time, and you depend on Elizabeth, me, and the Misses to manage your foolish flights of fancy."


"I don't need you! I can do this shit on my own so easily!" Blitzø gets grabbed and thrown onto the ground by a sludge, which turns into Striker.


"But you don't want to do things alone, Blitzo?" Striker asks.


Another sludge forms into Fizzarolli, who grabs the boss imp and winds him up, "You tried the solo act! It didn't work out so well!" he laughs like a distorted robot, throwing him down to the ground.


The pink sludge forms into Verosika, who crawls towards Blitzø, "Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close, untill they resent you for being a selfish shitty shit fuck."


Blitzø tries to run away from them.


...


In Elizabeth's hallucination, she climbs up a white and golden staircase, white feathers flowing around. She looks up to see Stolas sitting on a throne at the top, getting fanned by her own silhouettes, "Stolas?" she starts to walk up the staircase, golden feathers landing on her wrists as they turn into golden shackles. A golden shackle wraps around her neck attached to golden chains. Stolas pulls her closer using the chains, grinning mischievously as the female imp blushes.


...


"I believe your self-conscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir. Considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you such as myself." Moxxie turns into his normal self, but wears a purple dress and fans himself as he walks over to Blitzø, "Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well?"


"Stop fucking talking! All of you!" Blitzø shouts as everyone turns to gold sludge, swirling together as a tornado as he could hear Elizabeth say.


"You are going to die alone."


...


Blitzø and Moxxie sing together for the final part of the song.


"Why, Moxxie, why have you held your true feelings inside?"


"I am scared of rejection."


"Why, Moxxie, why do you have Millie put it in your butt?"


"It gives me an erectio-Hey!"


"No need to hide, we accept your true feelings, so promise me-"


"That I can do. To be true."


"To be true. The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty."


"Oh."


"I've been a jackass, it's true."


"You've been a jackass, it's true."


"But soon as we're back as ourselves."


"I will be a better friend than I was before."


"Be better at speaking my mind~ And..."


"Together we can begin to become…fine."


...


Millie, Loona, and Anarchy come up to a twelve digit keypad, the only number showing any wear being 1.


"Are they that dumb?" Anarchy presses 1 five times, the door opening as the three head in.


...


The truth gas ran out as Blitzø and Moxxie wake up from their respective hallucinations.


Elizabeth wakes up with a start, "Woo! That was a very weird dream! I dreamt we were..." she looks around, "Fuck..."


"Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?" Moxxie asks his boss.


"Not really."


"I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but you said that because I needed it. And it helped."


"Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because, you know, my opinion is correct, but just keep doing a good job, 'kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, and don't expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out."


"Thank you, sir."


"You know my name. Use it."


"Thanks, Blitzø."


"What is that?!" Elizabeth asks as the imps hear a rumbling sound above them.


Millie crashes through the ceiling.


"There's my Millie!" Moxxie exclaims.


"Woo! Go, Millie!" Lizzie cheers.


"Impressive work, Mills! How'd you get here all by yourself?" Blitzø asks as the three imps are freed.


Suddenly, Loona uses Agent Two to break through the mirror-like window as Anarchy leaps into the room, transforming back to his imp form.


"Loony?!"


"Anarchy?!"


Blitzø and Elizabeth look in shock.


"Get your asses out here before more fuckers show up!" Loona commands before throwing Agent Two at Agent One, leaping into the room and transforming back into her hellhound form. She throws the bag down as Blitzø, Moxxie, and Elizabeth pull out weapons, grinning.


Suddenly, alarms start to go off as a bunch of agents show up with weapons.


"Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys, let's fuck these fuckers UP!" Blitzø orders as the I.M.P. start to fight against the agents. They start to kill everyone in the room, Moxxie and Blitzø fighting together by shooting at the agents.


Millie hacks a few agents apart with the axe while Lizzie uses a giant mallet to smash them.


Anarchy and Loona fight together, the hellhound taking a gun from her dad as the two teens shoot at the agents.


"Die, motherfuckers!" Loona looks at Blitzø, who had a look on his face, "What?"


"I am just so damn proud of you, Loony!" he kisses her cheek, "Bye sweetie!"


"Do you need a gun or something, Millie?" Lizzie asks as she kicks a guy to her.


"Nah, I'm good!" she hacks the guy apart before getting an agent in a lock.


"How about some water?" Blitzø asks.


"Sure!"


He squirts a bottle of water into her mouth.


"Thanks Blitzø!" Millie crushes the agent's head.


"No problemy, Millie-Billie." Blitzø holds a pair of guns, going back to back with Lizzie, "Now who wants some quality time with Daddy?"


Lizzie rolls her eyes in amusement as she shoots at some more agents with her boss. She then throws a grenade towards him, "Heads up!"


"Four!" Blitzø hits it with a bat, the grenade exploding and killing a group of agents.


"Bitches!!!" Moxxie shoots at some more agents.


"Hey Moxxie?" Blitzø starts to say as Mox drops his gun, the weapon accidentally going off and shooting an agent in the...bad spot, "Oh, wow. Really going for the dick there, ain't'cha? Here, I got it for ya." he stabs the agent to finish him, "Now hold this." he hands him a backpack and pulls out a giant rocket launcher, "Oh yeah, gettin' HARD holding this motherfucker!" he fires a rocket, laughing evilly as the most of the agents are killed.


"Oh crumbs, is everyone okay?" Moxxie asks before his boss jumps on him.


"Wooooooo! How's that for demon scum?"


Suddenly, the alarms go off again, the room turning red.


"Oh, shit! C'mon fam, lets blow this cock-sicle joint!" they attempt to leave, but the doors come down.


"Quick! The book!" Moxxie commands.


Loona pulls it out of the backpack, but can't read it, "Shit! I can't-I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick!"


Blitzø searches himself for more weapons, but can't, "Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery."


"Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now!" Agent Two smirks as she and Agent One aim their guns at them.


"Are you sure about that?" Anarchy smirks.


Suddenly, shadows growl and the televisions start to flicker. Glowing red eyes could be seen as the agents dodge thrown cables.


"Who dares threaten my impish little plaything?" a voice could be heard as Lizzie gasps.


"Who said that?" Agent One asks. Owl footprints appear on the floor towards the agents as a monitor hits Agent One in the face, knocking him down, "Agent Two?"


Agent Two's head begins to spasm, her eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and horror as the dead bodies around her stand, their eyes completely empty and black as they kneel. Agent One goes to approach her, but her head twists in a 180 degree direction.


"What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before?" Stolas and Agent Two ask at the same time, laughing.


The dead bodies draw a summoning circle around Agent Two in their own blood. Her head whips back to normal and she throws her head back, shadows flying out of her mouth. She coughs as the shadows form into a beast, screaming and roaring at the agents, who huddle together as demented laughter could be heard. The beats turns into Stolas, who turns away and pushes a button, restoring the room to its normal light. He walks up to the I.M.P.


"S-Stolas?" Lizzie blushes, "Wha, hold on...How did you know that we needed help?"


"Anarchy called me, darling. Are you alright?" the owl demon leans forward, gazing into the female imp's eyes as he places a hand on her cheek.


"I'm okay..."


"Mm. Good." Stolas smiled softly at her before turning to Blitzø, his tone sharp, "How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble," he flicks the boss' snoot, "I get in trouble. We don't want that!"


"They caught us off guard, your highness." Moxxie explains.


"Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again, okay?" Blitzø told him.


"Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics." Stolas looks back to Agent One and Agent Two, "They are seen as kooks!"


Lizzie laughs, "Kooks!"


"I know!" Stolas giggles, "Such a silly word!" he claps his hands together, "Now! Let us all return!" he opens a portal.


"Yes, please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible." Moxxie hops through the portal forst and helps Millie through. Loona walks through, holding the book as Anarchy and Blitzø followed after her.


Stolas picks Lizzie up, bridal-style, "Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Eliza-Darling?"


"Well, I suppose you should." Lizzie blushes, "Want me to take charge tonight?"


"Very much so." he leans in for a kiss, but the female imp cups his face, making him blush.


"But, following my orders, okay? I don't want to borrow Blitzø's bear traps." she runs a finger down his face, making him shudder in pleasure, his feathers fluffing out.


"Oh, please do~" Stolas moans as he and Lizzie French kiss each other, the portal closing behind them as they walk through.

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