Western Energy

We begin at a cafe for rich people where inside, we see Stella, Stolas and Andrealphus with Fionn standing beside him.

Stella: *sip* Stolas.

Stolas: Stella *sip*.

Stella: *sip* Cunt.

Stolas: Witch.

Andrealphus: Ugh.

Stella: FUCKISH IMP SUCKER!

Stolas: Why did you insist on meeting me here?

Stolas then looks at his phone as he sees a reminder for Ozzie's.

Andrealphus: Eh-hem. We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more compensation. After all, you did cheat on the poor thing. Surely you owe.

Stolas: Andrealphus. Cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue.

Stolas puts his cup down as a little imp offers to pour him another cup, but he refuses as the little imp looks to see something coming in the distance.

Stella: Up yours!

Andrealphus: Stella, for fuck's sake. Stop making this harder to bullshit.

Windows came crashing in as we see and old face, Striker. He pulls out his blessed gun and fires off at Stolas who dodges as he looks over to Stella who just grins at him. He fires off more bullets as Stolas dodges again and tries to run off until Striker throws a blessed rope that tangled him and caused him to fall.

Stolas: Oh dear, this is worry some.

We now go to Blitz as he is looking over at Loona with Moxxie, Millie and Silas in the back and Silas seems to be recording her. Blitz's phone then rings as he picks it up.

Blitz: Oh shit. This is really not a good time, buddy.

Stolas: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy, but I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm riding on the back of a horse at the moment.

Blitz: Lucky bitch.

Stolas: Um well no, rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by that cowboy friend of yours.

Blitz: Um, which one?

Moxxie: How many cowboys do you know?

Silas: He likes horses, which cowboys have. Is it really that surprising?

Moxxie: What does he look like, you highness?

Stolas: ... Sexy?

Moxxie: That's Striker, sir!

Silas: You got that from just the word "sexy"?

Blitz: Oh for fuck's sake. Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?

Stolas: I believe he has me bound with blessed rope, which limits my abilities to free myself, I'm afraid. So I think you should come save me.

Blitz: Oh shit, Stolas. I can't today, I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S-H-O-T.

Loona: ...

Blitz: And it takes years to book an appointment at this place, took 5 for me to get this one so, and she's been doing a lot of field work so she needs it.

Stolas: Oh, haha, well I do agree that is very important, but I-

Striker: Would you shut up already! I can hear you, by the way.

Striker swipes Stolas' phone with his tail and puts it up to his ear.

Striker: Don't worry about your lanky birdy. He's in good hands.

Striker then crushes the phone as Stolas looks shocked.

Stolas: Oh shit. Am I in danger right now?

Blitz: Godammit.

Millie: Sir, let me and Moxxie handle this one.

Blitz: Are you two sure that you got this alone?

Moxxie: We can do it sir. Together we are a lethal combo and we both have a score to settle with that dickhead.

Blitz: Alright well hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time and knowing that guy's aesthetic, my money's that he's in wrath. Now get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something. Silas, what are you going to do? Choice is yours.

Silas: Hm... Either I go with M&M To settle the score with that dickhead who got me killed, and manipulated me to try and kill you guys or witness this probably once in a lifetime opportunity of Loona being scared......

A/N: To be continued

Western Energy (Blitz and Loona)

Western Energy (Moxxie and Millie)

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